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The third Sunday of June is Father's Day in 87 different countries around the world.
All told, 111 countries celebrate fathers at some time during the year.
Now most parents will tell you becoming a parent changes you. And most children will tell you parents behave in oddly specific ways.
Like, what happens to a man when he goes into dad-mode?
With Father's Day upon us in the United States—and 86 other countries—it seems a good time to look at some of the eccentricities of fatherhood by checking Twitter where people asked "why do dads...."
Does your dad do any of these things?
Why do dads sneeze so loud what are they trying to prove— Divya Rao (@Divya Rao) 1559740332.0
@alanna_holiday/Twitter
why do dads like beer so much— s (@s) 1560479301.0
Why do Dads always have to shine the light in your eyes when they get a new flashlight? Like I would’ve gladly look… https://t.co/IiPg7V2pUV— Mika Poppenhouse (@Mika Poppenhouse) 1560313448.0
Why do dads need cellphone holsters? Are their cargo short pockets full up with juice boxes and fruit snacks?— Stumped Mom (@Stumped Mom) 1560439978.0
why do dads turn the radio off when looking for a parking spot— bea cim (@bea cim) 1560081070.0
Why do dads always have their own pen and refuse to use any other pen that is offered to them??— old ppl call me Karen🌈 (@old ppl call me Karen🌈) 1560102919.0
Why do dads always have to remove their glasses when they want you to repeat what you’ve said😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂— Els🌺🧡 (@Els🌺🧡) 1560288693.0
Why do Dads love smothering their food in pepper so much?— grace (@grace) 1560449211.0
Why do dads like basically short circuit when ordering in a drive-thru?— J. Evan Hackney (@J. Evan Hackney) 1560395190.0
Serious question: why do dads love using the computers in hotel lobbies as if they don’t have smart phones in their pockets?— Kelly (@Kelly) 1560388183.0
Why do dads in public always tell you to "come here" by wiggling their finger at you instead if waving you down— f i l t h y p r i n c e s s (@f i l t h y p r i n c e s s) 1560383765.0
Why do dads overuse their jokes in unrelated situations 😂— Haleema (@Haleema) 1560230518.0
Why do dads at freshman orientation dress like they’re going on a Disney vacation?— :3 lol rawr xD (@:3 lol rawr xD) 1560350530.0
@BakedZitiFanz/Twitter
Why do dads always watch the weirdest nature/survival tv shows lmao— 🧝🏼♀️👻 (@🧝🏼♀️👻) 1560132678.0
why do dads always offer milk with stuff that should never go with milk— christina 🌙☀️ (@christina 🌙☀️) 1560116086.0
Why do dads use 73 wipes in one diaper change?— 💛 (@💛) 1560395813.0
why do dads love putting water in the hand soap when it’s running low to make it last longer— Becky (@Becky) 1560350158.0
Why do dads always leave the car in first gear!!!!!!!! https://t.co/mdjvLYePO4— Ellie🍋 (@Ellie🍋) 1559766668.0
Why do dads always watch the full movie credits without speaking before turning off the movie— stacy (@stacy) 1560019274.0
why do dads insist on getting to the airport so early— goPuff (@goPuff) 1559924192.0
why do dads call you everything BUT your name?... sibling names.. dead pet names.. random ppl you met yesterday nam… https://t.co/3sgyS4QvMB— Nikki Sloan✖ (@Nikki Sloan✖) 1559781580.0
Why do Dads Text Like This?— Huzaifah Valli (@Huzaifah Valli) 1559755441.0
why do dads mow the lawn for fun— bean🏳️🌈 (@bean🏳️🌈) 1560298966.0
@markhoppus why do dads hate when someone else touches the thermostat— niks (@niks) 1560217293.0
Why do dads always put receipts in the sun visor of the car— Michael Lara (@Michael Lara) 1560047370.0
But people kept coming back to the same question over...
why do dads sneeze so loud— GOODWOOD (@GOODWOOD) 1466726076.0
...and over...
why do dads sneeze with an accent— Ahlam (@Ahlam) 1553189970.0
...and over...
Why do dads sneeze like they’re tryna blow the house down— E M I L Y (@E M I L Y) 1560281540.0
...again.
@sierra_spirit/Twitter
Happy Father's Day, dads.
Now, why DO you sneeze so loud?