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Sex is great! But.... there are certainly other fun things in life. In fact there are things and activities that can eclipse the elation of doing the deed. I'm totally serious, just listen.


Redditor u/Clanky_the_Robot wanted everyone to admit we all already know by asking.... What's more satisfying than sex?

So Smooth.....

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Shaved and moisturized legs under fresh bedsheets. schmellix

As a guy with hairy legs I can only compare this to shaved testicles in satin boxers I guess. Lvl99KampfKeks

The Code.....

When your code compiles without errors. LadyDigamma

Only if it's not the first try. First try is when you get suspicious. ThisIsKryss

99 bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, patch one down 127 bugs in the code.

Literally the bane of all programmers. mitch10211

Tingly Nostrils....

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That tingly feeling when your nostril finally clears after being stuffed up all day. GaveUpMyGold

OC does wonders in clearing out your sinuses. zT1TzbaT

Gotta appreciate patient nostrils. Really frustrating when you can't breathe with ease. xFoodie

Food Coma. 

That feeling after the thanksgiving food is semi digested and you're lying on the couch in a food coma looking over at your relatives that are dozing off and for a minute nothing matters and all the worries and stress of life are put away for a moment just comfort. anonymity012

Zzzzz.....

A solid 8-10 hours of uninterrupted sleep and waking up feeling refreshed without any neck or back pain. TheLagFairy

XOXOXO

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Being loved. konohagakuubi

I love you. BallsToTheWallNone

I love you... DaigoKintaro

The GREAT Boom!

A really lovely, full-bodied poop followed by a most gaseous fart. Reddit

I prefer the other way around - a case of gas followed by mass. MoneybagsMcHorsecock

Quadruple nice. LHJ00

Heaven.

Snuggling on the sofa with one's SO, you both doze off and wake up 20 minutes later in the same snuggly position. Heaven. gingerrosie

The soft embrace of each other is truly something. WiregauxWhitlock

Nonsense.

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Plugging the USB in correctly the first time. alt-no-more

Impossible. secretlyawolf

Well if it's a normal USB, NOT possible. BUT I have a USB charger that goes in both ways😱 Should be easy right? I still mess it up.... BrutalThor

CHEESE!

The cheese pull of a mozzarella stick. thotpolice42069

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Fourteen fraternities at San Diego State University have been suspended after the tragic passing of a Freshman student.

Dylan Hernandez, 19, died on November 10, 2019, after attending a fraternity event, and the university believes that "possible misconduct" by the frat house is to blame.

As reported by the school's newspaper, The Daily Aztec, SDSU president Adela de la Torre confirmed Hernandez's death in an email that was sent out to the university community on Sunday.

De la Torre has also urged students to contact the University Police Department with any information they may have.

Fellow students told FOX 5 San Diego that Hernandez was "really out of it" when he returned to his dorm room on the sixth floor of the Tenochca Residence Hall on Wednesday night. They stated he may have "partied too much" at the fraternity event he attended.

SDSU Freshman Piper Grant told FOX 5 San Diego:

"He seemed fine, he was talking and everything. And then, they came in at 8 in the morning, and that's when it went downhill."

Other students told CNN said that Hernandez "fell out of his bunk bed" while asleep, and that he was foaming at the mouth by the morning.

A fundraiser in memory of Hernandez has been set up on GoFundMe.

Wrote the fundraiser's organizer, Carly Bernarndo:

"Dylan was an outgoing, light hearted and goofy person who had so much love to give to everyone he met."
"He never failed to make everyone in the room smile and his laugh was infectious... This is being created to raise money to help to create memorials for family and friends as a way to grieve, and remember Dylan for all the lives he was able to touch."

People on Twitter are commending the university's decision and hoping that it will lead to changes in college hazing and party culture.





The proceeds for Dylan Hernandez's GoFundMe will be used towards funeral and memorial services. You can donate here.

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