Twitter Makes Ted Cruz Instantly Regret His Weak Attempt at 'Man From Nantucket' Biden Joke

There once was a man from Nantucket\u2026.https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1460600568712474631\u00a0\u2026

— Ted Cruz (@Ted Cruz) 1637090431

There once was a senator named Ted\nWhose constituents were freezing 'til dead\nTed cared not a whit,\nto Cancun he did flit!\nComeuppance he surely must dread.https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1460689257606139908\u00a0\u2026

— \ud83e\udd83 Lisa "Thanksgiving before Xmas!" Rowe \ud83e\udd83 (@\ud83e\udd83 Lisa "Thanksgiving before Xmas!" Rowe \ud83e\udd83) 1637126259

There once was a Republican goon\nWhen it snowed he skipped off to Cancun\nHe kept smiling smugly\nAs Trump called his wife ugly\nHe'll be President when I land on the moonhttps://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1460689257606139908\u00a0\u2026

— Cliff Schecter (@Cliff Schecter) 1637116650

There once was a man who ran off to Cancun who frequently shows he is a buffoon. He spends zero time doing his work and constantly resembles a jerk. For all us Texans he can\u2019t be gone too soon.https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1460689257606139908\u00a0\u2026

— Matthew Dowd (@Matthew Dowd) 1637101939

There once was a goon from Cancun\u2026https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1460689257606139908\u00a0\u2026

— Fernand Amandi (@Fernand Amandi) 1637101586

Is there a worse fellow than Ted?\nWho spews what comes into his head?\nWith nary a thought\nThat maybe he ought\nTo have stayed in Cancun when he fled?https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1460689257606139908\u00a0\u2026

— judi hayes (@judi hayes) 1637147927

Roses are red\nViolets are blue \nLeave Texashttps://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1460689257606139908\u00a0\u2026

— \ud83e\ude90\u2728Lisa Reyna Loe \ud83d\uddf3\ud83d\udef9 (@\ud83e\ude90\u2728Lisa Reyna Loe \ud83d\uddf3\ud83d\udef9) 1637124107

OR\u2026\n\nThere once was a Cruz from Nantucket \nwho trump made into a cuck-it\ndefend my spouse?\nBut I\u2019m a spineless louse\nI swallow more than my pride when I\u2026.https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1460689257606139908\u00a0\u2026

— Chris Meloni (@Chris Meloni) 1637177147

A loathsome old fellow named Ted\nLoved Donald, a creep who once said,\n\u201cYour wife\u2019s face is whack,\nYour papa killed Jack,\u201d\nAnd Cruz followed wherever he led.https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1460689257606139908\u00a0\u2026

— Bill Prady (Taylor's Version) (@Bill Prady (Taylor's Version)) 1637108390

Senator, are you in favor of lowering the eligible voting age? I only ask because it now appears that you spend the majority of your time trying to craft zingers for 11 year old boys to laugh and snicker at.https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1460689257606139908\u00a0\u2026

— Brian Chovanec (@Brian Chovanec) 1637100223

I couldn\u2019t imagine a clearer update on Ted Cruz\u2019s astonishing immaturity than his proud quoting of middle school limericks.https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1460689257606139908\u00a0\u2026

— Dr. David A. Lustig (@Dr. David A. Lustig) 1637155562

Now and then, could you try to remember that you\u2019re a U.S. senator?https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1460689257606139908\u00a0\u2026

— Mark Strauss (@Mark Strauss) 1637114111