In the latest chapter in the ongoing saga of former Republican President Donald Trump, there are apparently more sex tapes of the Donald floating around out there.
Take a seat, infamous "pee tape," you've been eclipsed, allegedly.
The new sex tapes are allegedly part of a new dossier, recently presented to the FBI, compiled by Christopher Steele, a former agent for the UK's main intelligence agency, MI6.
Steele, who specializes in Russian intelligence, previously submitted a dossier to the FBI in 2016 detailing the Trump campaign's ties to Russia. This dossier formed much of the basis for Special Counsel Robert Mueller's investigation into the Trump campaign from 2017 through 2019.
It also introduced the idea of the infamous alleged "pee tape" showing Trump's sexual exploits at the Moscow Ritz-Carlton years ago.
Steele's new dossier puts a finer point on both of these topics, providing even more intelligence-based evidence of Russian meddling in the 2016 election. And, unfortunately for all of us, the evidence of more Trump sex tapes.
As The Telegraph, which broke the story, detailed:
"The second dossier contains raw intelligence that makes further claims of Russian meddling in the US election and also references claims regarding the existence of further sex tapes."
"The second dossier is reliant on separate sources to those who supplied information for the first reports."
And if you're hoping Steele's credibility is lacking and these sex tapes might not exist, think again.
"The fact the FBI continued to receive intelligence from Mr Steele... is potentially significant because it shows his work was apparently still being taken seriously after Mr Trump took hold of the reins of power..."
So there you have it.
Somewhere, there is a server or a section of the dark web or something that is just chock full of videos of Donald Trump doing weird sex stuff that he's desperate to keep hidden.
And if that knowledge disturbs you, you are not alone.
Trump's presidency may be in our rear-view mirror, but it seems the revelations about his activities are going to continue for some time.
