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Samuel L. Jackson Is Telling Everyone To 'Stay The F–k At Home' With His Scathing New Instructional Poem

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In the same vein as his seminal classic, Go The F--k To Sleep, Samuel L. Jackson is reminding the world that the rules of the world have no space for your excuses.

Appearing on a very special at-home edition of Jimmy Kimmel Live! Mr. Jackson sat down to read us all a somewhat familiar story.

Samuel L. Jackson Says Stay the F**k at Home

Stay The F*** At Home begins the all-too-familiar nursery rhyme.

"The Rona is spreading, this sh*t is no joke. It's no time to work or roam. The way you can fight it is simple my friends. Just stay the f**k at home."

"Now, technically I'm not a doctor, but motherfu*kers listen when I read a poem. So here I am, Sam f***ing Jackson imploring you to keep ya @$ at home."

This is some sound advice, as folks are reflecting.

"If you want things to get back to normal, don't panic, just use your dome. Wash your hands, stop touching your face, and stay the f*** at home."

With lockdown stretching into four weeks in some locales, such as NYC, doing our part and staying at home may be the only way to expedite the process.

So listen up, friends, and we may finally start to see some results from what feels like endless social distancing.

You can get a copy of Go the F**k to Sleep, available here. A version read by Samuel L. Jackson is also available.