Some people like dirty talk. But when it comes time to actually get down and dirty, talking of any kind might not be preferred.
Curious to hear of the conversations that can zap erotic tension, Redditor Skydancerrr asked:
"What is the rudest thing you can say during sex?"
Some people prefer hearing only the sounds of heavy breathing.
Hush Now
"Can you not talk?"
– DognamedTurtle
"Do you want to gag me?"
"Well, Kinda, now"
– not_a_droid
Body parts are not sentient beings.
Small Talk
"I have a friend who likes to say 'aw small friend!' to things that she likes. Usually reserved for cute dogs, tiny kittens, others along that line."
"For some baffling reason she blurted it out when she and a guy were gonna get down to business."
"She swears up and down that she wasn’t thinking and didn’t mean for it to be a comment on his size, but there’s no coming back from that."
– sagosaurus
Greetings And Salutations
"My first gf my own age finally got my pants off, and got it all worked up, and looked up at me and saiiiid, 'Oh… is this as big as it gets?'”
"Fml"
"Later on, when she couldn’t figure out why I was just staring at the side of her head like it was something I’d never seen before, she did explain it was bc she’d seen a porno, no, not an internet video, a real 1970s porno, and thought all penises would grow to be as big as John Holmes’. She really just had no idea what to expect. Still, I couldn’t believe she said that, and said it like that."
– FellatioAcrobat
Texture
"My gf once said 'Mmm, it's so soft' talking about my unit. She meant my skin was soft but we had to stop for a minute til I stopped laughing."
– heimdahl81
Some people never think before speaking.
Regrets, Much?
“I’m gonna hate myself when I sober up!”
– ItsPaulKerseysCar
"That comment suggests enough awareness that their drunkness isn't really an excuse 😂"
– shieldmaiden27
Let's Make An Effort
“'Are you even trying' when they clearly are."
– LeftOnDead
It's A Pleasure Doing Business
"You should leave the money on the dresser."
– GreatBigTittyLover
People can be so cruel.
Pleased To Meet Ya
"Another person’s name."
– Theweekday0117
Here's A Mask
"Can you like... Cover up your face?"
– maredvajst
Decisions, Decisions
"Hair up, glasses on. No, wait. Hair down, glasses off. NOO. Glasses on…hair…..oh forget it. Hit the lights."
– mattingly233
Not Measuring Up
"why is it so small?"
– bigslenderkyle
"is it in yet?"
– tmw123456789
See Ya
"Soo we’re done; u can go home now. My ex told me that once I felt like a real slut and I hated that."
– Skinny_thickbiss
The Gnashers
"An ex was giving me a bj once and her teeth kept getting involved, so I said ow each time and when she did it again I said 'can you watch the teeth please?.'"
"She took great offense, tears and shouting. I think it’s ok to give pointers if someone is hurting your penis…"
– Soggywallet94
Last-Minute Chauffeur
"Omg similar for me too. We’d just had sex and he immediately got up, got dressed and demanded a ride home. Tf? Didn’t understand why I immediately burst into tears either. Made me drive him home while I was sobbing."
– briarrose077
Sometimes, exceptions can be made.
Orgasmic Expression
"That face you make when you cum, it makes you look like a holocaust denier....just sayin'..."
– __Dystopian__
If you or the person you're about to get busy with are afraid of possibly ruining an erotic evening by saying something offensive in the heat of a moment, just crank up the music and let the soundtrack of your wild night fill the atmosphere.
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