Rehearsals are done. Finally we're performing for our first audience on our Trek to Broadway.

I'm one of those people who has favorite pieces of silverware because the design just feels right in my hand. The weight, the balance, and the shape are all spot on.
I also choose my cellphone based on how it feels to hold it. It's an autism thing in my case, but I'm sure everyone has this same reaction to some extent.
Like, I've never been a gamer, but even back in the days of joysticks as the only controllers, my friends would express the same sort of sentiments.
But if there are things that have a design that appeals to you, there are invariably going to be designs that don't. I have an overabundance of these, because autism. So I'm not a great judge of what's a true design flaw and what's just me being overly sensitive.
Reddit user QuarantinedRabbit asked:
"What widely used product has a frustrating design flaw that the manufacturer has never addressed?"
" Food packages that are resealable with a zip closure, but the glue they use to adhere the seal zip to the bag is weaker than the seal."
"So when you go to re-open the seal, the seal zip pulls away from the bag and there goes the resealable feature."
~ Brilliant_Joke7774
"I see this a lot on shredded cheese bags and I think it's been getting more frequent over the last few years. Once you zip it closed, there's about a 50% chance the bag will rip away from the zipper instead of opening it."
"I think companies have been thinning out the plastic in the packaging as much as possible without revisiting the zipper seal design."
~ Enginerdad
"Hand soap or lotion or cleaning product pump/spray bottles with the tube inside the bottle is not long enough to get out all the product."
~ Jf192323
"The ‘push here’ perforated part of a cardboard box (like a box of kosher salt or corn starch) that NEVER works and instead just dents the box and makes it even harder to open."
~ Elimdumb
"I understand that battery compartments needed to be made more difficult for small children to open (specifically the type of small children who put everything into their mouths)."
"But was a screw the best idea? A microscopic screw, threaded into plastic, and made of the softest metal available?"
~ HawaiianShirtsOR
"The sticker they put on deli meat/cheese bags and it being stronger than the plastic bag they put it on."
~ Tobeck
"The sticker incorporates/covers the opening/closing part and the whole thing rips when you try and get the sticker off to open it."
~ Sad-Consideration103
"Blinding LED headlights!"
"On newer vehicles."
~ yelofoley
"In the US, this is due to the differences in regulations across the country. Because different states have different headlight adjustment regulations the manufacturer instructs the dealership to adjust the headlights on delivery to the state and local regulations.
"The dealership never does, and the owners never know better so they drive around with whatever default level was set at the factory."
"Then certain users change the height of the vehicle without adjusting the headlights to match."
"In Europe, at least some projector headlights have an automatic leveling system to account for differences in vehicle load and I think also road slopes. The US regulations are seriously out of date compared to the state of the art for headlights and we suffer as a result."
"Properly designed and adjusted LED projector headlights provide significantly better driver visibility without blinding incoming traffic. The huge vehicles behind you are a different story."
~ azgli
"Any product that has removable stickers that don't peel off easily and leave residue that requires Goof Off (Goo-B-Gone) to remove. Idiots."
~ Impossible-Grab9889
"We bought 300 folding chairs for our large American Legion Hall. Each one had three stickers that left paper and glue when removed."
"It took three or four of us a whole weekend to get them off. What kind of a sadist allows that‽‽"
~ Distwalker
"This makes me crazy. I shop at Marshall's and TJ Maxx and they place all of their price stickers on the front of their products or in a place that can be seen by all. They are impossible to remove."
"I mean, why would you put a price sticker on the front glass of a picture frame?"
~ Overall_Captain_4217
"Shampoo bottles that flip open so easily in luggage but NEVER when you’re in the shower with slippery hands."
~ Oninemo
"The bag in the box of cereal should be a zip lock type closure for kids."
~ badhairdad1
"But that would cost an extra $0.02!"
~ Apprehensive-Log8333
"And yet, ironically, the cheaper cereal comes with it included!"
~ lostinthought15
"All the daytime running lights (DRLs) that turn on automatically, but only turn on the front lights, so people drive around in the rain or other bad weather or at night with just those DRLs on in the front and don't have any lights on in the back."
"You would think if they can make automatic lights, they should make them actually turn on all the lights so people can F'ing see you."
~ No-Understanding-912
"Deodorant caps are smooth plastic and impossible to open with wet or recently moisturized hands."
"Would it kill them to put a couple ridges on those caps?"
~ SciFi_Wasabi999
"Also they are very top heavy."
"Multiple times I have accidentally gently tapped my deodorant & watched it toboggan through the sink and swan dive into the toilet."
~ katekohli
"'Skip Intro' should be a setting on streaming services, not something I need to select every 21 minutes."
~ bavmotors1
"And 'play credits' should be the same. Sometimes I want to watch the end credits."
~ CranberryDistinct941
"Apple is especially bad about this. 'Stay tuned after the credits for a behind-the-scenes feature', they say."
"Then it minimizes the credits screen and autoselects whatever show they're promoting, and after hitting back on the stupid Apple remote about three times, I finally give up and turn the whole TV off."
~ austex99
"Make the words 'shampoo', 'conditioner' and 'bodywash' on bottles bigger and easier to read."
"I get that your light green against dark green is a visually pleasing ascetic for store shelves, but I can't wear my glasses in the shower!"
~ Paxdog1
"Where are my goddam files‽‽
"Windows, Apple, everything tries to hide the location where they're storing their files. No, I don't want to default to storing on onedrive."
"I just want to be able to find my goddam files!"
~ KnoWanUKnow2
"Anything ever marked 'easy open' is guaranteed to not be easy to open."
~ MohawMais
"This reminds me of bags of water softener salt I get from Costco. It has a big bold 'Easy Open' written next to a poorly perforated line. It takes some real strength to rip those fuckers open.
"'Easy Open' just seems to be there to mock me."
~ No_Balls_01
What would you add to the list?
Kentucky MAGA Republican Representative James Comer now wants to go after judicial appointments made by former Democratic President Joe Biden as part of the investigation MAGA Republican President Donald Trump ordered.
The unwarranted, unsupported investigation is another part of the distraction campaign being run by the Trump administration—to avoid accountability on the failing economy, Trump's nosediving popularity, and now backlash from even his MAGA minions over the Epstein files. It also appeases Trump's need for petty vengeance against his "enemies."
Trump ordered all presidential actions by Biden be investigated based on unsubstantiated claims about Biden’s cognitive health during the latter part of his presidency—which could backfire given Trump's own obvious cognitive decline.
Comer—chair of the House Oversight Committee—answered his master's call and decided to investigate the Biden administration’s use of an autopen. Trump also uses the autopen technology.
Modern autopens have been in regular use by United States presidents since Harry S. Truman. The Department of Justice said in a 2005 memo that autopen was a legally valid way for the president to even sign legislation, the most important, far-reaching document a president signs.
It's used most often for repetitive signatures like proclamations or commemorative documents, but has been used for every type of presidential action.
Now Comer has vowed to probe Biden’s judicial appointments for autopen usage. The former Democratic president appointed a record 187 district court judges and 45 appeals court judges to fill vacancies in the federal courts.
Among those appeals court appointments was Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson.
During a Sunday appearance on Fox News, Comer vowed to "look at everything that was signed with the autopen." He was asked if his probe would include Biden’s judicial appointments.
The MAGA Representative replied:
"Absolutely. Everything that was signed with the autopen, especially in the last year of the Biden presidency... This raises an issue whether these pardons, whether these judicial appointments and whether these executive orders are legal."
"I believe if this investigation goes in the way that it is going, it will raise serious concerns about whether or not Joe Biden even knew what was going on around him, much less whether he authorized the use of his signature."
"I think all of these are in jeopardy of being declared null and void in a court of law and that's a biggie for the Trump Administration."
You can watch the moment here:
Comer didn’t reveal which—if any appointments—were done via autopen nor provide any evidence the autopen’s use was improper.
When Comer posted the Fox interview on his Facebook page, he got hammered in the comments.
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Trump's obsession with the autopen began in March while trying to find a way to bypass the preemptive pardons Biden issued for members of Congress who investigated Trump’s role in the violent coup attempt he incited on January 6, 2021. But Trump's use of autopen and the Department of Justice ruling stymied his efforts to declare the pardons void.
So Trump and his acolytes shifted to claiming Biden was too senile to make his own decisions and his aides ran the White House via autopen.
Biden and those who worked with him, both in and out of the White House, called Trump and his team "liars" and called them out for trying to distract from the Trump administration's many issues and failings.
Biden said to The New York Times:
"I made every decision. Everybody knows how vindictive [Trump] is, so we knew that they’d do what they’re doing now."
"I consciously made all those decisions."
Most of Biden’s former aides have refused to participate in the Trump administration's latest distraction from the Epstein files and Trump's own obvious physical and cognitive decline.
Last Friday night, Katy Perry experienced a mid-air malfunction while riding her flying metallic butterfly during The Lifetimes Tour, all while singing her 2013 hit “Roar.”
Perry performed at the Chase Center in San Francisco on a moving prop that was rigged above the audience by cables. When one of the handlers let go of the prop, the sphere appeared to tilt and slightly drop to one side—and Perry slipped in her seat.
Stopping mid-lyric, Perry gripped the prop and looked up at the cables attached to it, then back down at the horrified audience. She raised her hand to signal that she was okay and continued singing her song, like a pro with a roar “louder than lion...”
The frightening moment was captured in fan footage posted by social media user @genesisiap on TikTok:
@genesisiap Yall we almost lost Katy 😭 #fyp #katyperry #music #concert #malfunction #sanfrancisco #california @Katy Perry
Luckily, the pop singer regained her balance and was safely lowered back to the stage. And this wasn’t the first time the butterfly ride almost toppled into the audience; the suspended sphere lurched to one side during Perry’s June 29th concert at the Adelaide Entertainment Centre in Australia.
Last month, Beyonce also had her own mid-air mishap when her flying car's propeller tilted while hanging on cables during her stop in Houston.
You can watch the TikTok from the almost aerial car accident below:
@jadore_dwood Beyonce stops entire show at her Houston Texas Cowboy Carter concert due to major equipment malfunction. Thank God she is safe & sound #FYP#beyoncechallenge#beyoncehouston#cowboycarterhoustontexas#16carriages @Beyoncé
What happened to the good old days of just singing on stage?
In good spirits, Perry shared a photo of her close call on her Instagram Stories and captioned it with:
“GOODNIGHT SAN FRAN”
Poking fun at herself, you can see the blurry post of her shocked face mid-drop here:
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Perry has had a tough summer both on and off the tour, from a fan storming the stage while she sang “Hot n Cold” to her highly publicized breakup with her ex-fiance, Orlando Bloom.
The former couple started dating in 2016 and share a four-year-old daughter named Daisy Dove Bloom. When the news was announced in late June, Perry had an emotional moment as she sang her 2010 hit “The One That Got Away” from her third studio album, Teenage Dream.
A fan captured this emotional moment here:
@katyperrycrave Katy we love you so much #katyperry #orlandobloom #theonethatgotaway
Hang in there, Katy Perry!
Fans shared their thoughts about all these mid-air mishaps.
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The Lifetimes Tour is Perry’s fifth world tour, kicking off in April in Mexico City and scheduled to conclude on December 7 at Etihad Park in Dubai. The tour has exceeded revenue from her previous Witness: the Tour and has already earned the pop star over $121.5 million worldwide from its 83 shows.
Fingers crossed that the former astronaut keeps her singing at ground level only.
Comedian Rosie O'Donnell, who now resides in Ireland, has long described herself as a hyper-vigilante person and one well aware of her surroundings, and that trait really came in handy while she was dining at the Dylan Hotel in Dublin.
In an almost-ten-minute TikTok video, O'Donnell recounted the harrowing event of saving an elderly woman's life.
"I'm a hypervigilant person. They say kids who come from trauma-based backgrounds sometimes develop a hypervigilance. And I definitely have that."
"I see a 90-year-old woman chocking... and I jump into action like I'm an EMT, which I'm not."
O'Donnell pointed out what was happening to her friend Kiki, and brought her along to assist. She coached Kiki on the proper hand placement and thrusts before comforting the woman, whose name was Angela.
O'Donnell reflected:
"We stood her up, and I'm holding her hands and talking to her and saying, 'It's okay. It's okay. Can you breathe?'"
"And I put my hand near her, and she could not breathe at all. And she started getting red in the face."
"I yelled, 'Call 911!' while forgetting it's 999 in Dublin. I'm thinking, 'Nobody else is coming to help. Nobody from the hotel or the restaurant.'"
Angela was fine later and was able to return to her table and finish eating her meal with her daughters. O'Donnell remained conflicted about what had happened.
"Sometimes God puts you in the right place at the right time, and you figure out what to do or what to say."
"I don't get it. I really don't. Life is so strange sometimes, isn't it? What you're handed and what you deal with."
You can watch the video here:
@rosie true story #angela #mary #kiki #dylanhotel #chriscuomo #godWINKS THANK YOU 🙏🏾 #AMEN @Chris Cuomo
Viewers were grateful for how O'Donnell stepped in and helped.
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Others were grateful for the additional information she provided in her video.
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The comedian was clearly shaken up from the event while recounting what happened. She reminded viewers that the international signal for choking is to place one hand at your throat.
If Angela had done that, more people may have come to her aid sooner. Lucky for her, O'Donnell was there and paying attention to her surroundings, which allowed her to catch and assist with the problem before anything worse could happen.
This should go without saying, but if you're going to cheat on your partner, first of all, shame on you, but second of all, maybe don't go to an incredibly public place where the two of you might get caught on camera.
Like a huge concert. With a kiss cam. With a woman who is definitely not your wife.
Coldplay's lead singer, Chris Martin, now notes during his concerts that a "kiss cam" will be circling around, so if anyone wants to avoid getting caught on camera, they have a chance to make themselves scarce.
Here's an example of that warning, as a lead up to the band's song, "The Jumbotron Song."
"We'd like to say hello to some of you in the crowd. How we're gonna do that is we're gonna use our cameras and put some of you on the big screen."
"So please, if you haven't done your makeup, do your makeup now."
It's kind of hilarious that Martin feels the need to offer a warning like this to his audience, but much like those "Warning: Do Not Turn This Upside-Down" and "Warning: This Item is Hot!" disclaimers, they're necessary because someone actually made that mistake.
For Coldplay, those people were Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and Kristin Cabot. She was not his wife, but his Chief People Officer. Oops.
Last week, the "kiss cam" worked its way around the Gillette Stadium in Foxborough, Massachusetts, and when it landed on a very cuddly couple, they were quick to separate and hide their faces.
At the time, Martin quipped:
"Either they're having an affair or they're just very shy."
The internet was quick to identify the couple as Byron and Cabot, which created serious problems at home and at work, including Byron resigning from his position as CEO and issuing a public apology for his conduct.
Coldplay fans were amused by the incident and by Byron and Cabot being called out.
Since Coldplay has otherwise enjoyed the use of the "kiss cam" while singing "The Jumbotron Song," it seems likely that they will continue to do so—with Martin issuing warnings about it circling the crowd, just in case.
If you're doing something that embarrasses you, that might be a sign to stop it, at least at a big concert.