Skateboarder Wipes Out Crotch-First Right Into A Pole—And Men Everywhere Just Screamed

This clip does NOT do justice the just absolutely cartoonish sound effect that occured when he slammed there lolpic.twitter.com/B768T9xcrJ

— Joel Nixon (@Joel Nixon) 1627179334

Tonight on \u201cAww, My Balls!\u201d #Olympics2021 #olympicskateboardinghttps://twitter.com/goodmorningjoel/status/1419119101075726339\u00a0\u2026

— Producer Ben (@Producer Ben) 1627330685

His voice changed after that. https://twitter.com/goodmorningjoel/status/1419119101075726339\u00a0\u2026

— Jesus Henson MD FACP\ud83c\uddf5\ud83c\uddf7\ud83c\udde9\ud83c\uddf4 (@Jesus Henson MD FACP\ud83c\uddf5\ud83c\uddf7\ud83c\udde9\ud83c\uddf4) 1627325701

Ouch to the max! https://twitter.com/GoodMorningJoel/status/1419119101075726339\u00a0\u2026

— Amy Adams - Army Vet (@Amy Adams - Army Vet) 1627311330

And if my son gets into skateboarding, I am showing him this...https://twitter.com/GoodMorningJoel/status/1419119101075726339\u00a0\u2026

— See? Nobody cares (@See? Nobody cares) 1627310105

I hope he's recovering ok https://twitter.com/GoodMorningJoel/status/1419119101075726339\u00a0\u2026

— Jazz (@Jazz) 1627258597

Still thinking about him.https://twitter.com/GoodMorningJoel/status/1419119101075726339\u00a0\u2026

— Mark Serrels (@Mark Serrels) 1627256876

Ouch\u2026https://twitter.com/goodmorningjoel/status/1419119101075726339\u00a0\u2026

— lsadump::dcsync (@lsadump::dcsync) 1627227158

That\u2019s gunna hurrrrrrthttps://twitter.com/goodmorningjoel/status/1419119101075726339\u00a0\u2026

— vdawg (@vdawg) 1627226039

The final trick that secured Japan's Yuto Horigome as the first Olympic skateboarding champion in HISTORY #TokyoOlympicspic.twitter.com/iI8vKpjvRd

— #TokyoOlympics (@#TokyoOlympics) 1627188375

History made. Glad this is now an Olympic sport. Yuto Horigome wins the first ever #Olympic gold medal in #skateboarding today. #Tokyo2020pic.twitter.com/Hyes6x2Kki

— \ud835\uddd4\ud835\ude06\ud835\ude00\ud835\uddf5\ud835\uddee \ud835\udde5\ud835\uddf6\ud835\uddf1\ud835\ude07\ud835\ude02\ud835\uddee\ud835\uddfb (@\ud835\uddd4\ud835\ude06\ud835\ude00\ud835\uddf5\ud835\uddee \ud835\udde5\ud835\uddf6\ud835\uddf1\ud835\ude07\ud835\ude02\ud835\uddee\ud835\uddfb) 1627188656

im now a yuto horigome stan nowpic.twitter.com/9iQsSowJy8

— kempachii \ud83c\udfb2\ud83c\udccf (@kempachii \ud83c\udfb2\ud83c\udccf) 1627191978

Team pic.twitter.com/OEav3lquu8

— \u5800\u7c73\u96c4\u6597 (@\u5800\u7c73\u96c4\u6597) 1627045091

Yuto Horigome\u2019s dad, a taxi driver, used to skateboard, but had promised to stop bc it was seen as a sport for renegades. Instead, he took young Yuto to the park and handed him a skateboard. @JohnBranchNYT on the first ever Olympic skateboarding championhttps://www.nytimes.com/2021/07/24/sports/olympics/yuto-horigome-japan-skateboard.html\u00a0\u2026

— Hiroko Tabuchi (@Hiroko Tabuchi) 1627189987