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People Have Some Humorous Theories As To Who Really Won The Disastrous Iowa Democratic Caucuses

People Have Some Humorous Theories As To Who Really Won The Disastrous Iowa Democratic Caucuses
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For those of you who haven't been following, the Iowa Democratic Caucuses on Monday, February 3rd were an unmitigated disaster.

After "discrepancies" in reporting between several sources of results, as of 11:30 am on Tuesday, February 4th, there are still 0% of precincts officially reporting caucus results.


Despite the utter failure of this step in the democratic process, the internet was determined to have some fun.

Though no official winners have been posted, people are already declaring some rather unusual results.





As there is still no official winner, candidates have been making speeches that sound oddly like victory speeches.

But as nobody is the winner yet, everybody is fair game.





And really, is the point who WON the Iowa Caucus?

Isn't it all about the friends we made along the way?





The nation continues to impatiently await results from the caucus, but until then, aren't we all winners?

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