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High school parties are where most people experiment with drugs, alcohol, and sex for the first times.
That often results in sloppiness and embarrassing stories that turn into gems over time.
Twitter user @crocodilethumbs, also known as "not brendan", also also known as Brendan has 13,500 followers, a nearly perfect Uber passenger rating and is "really into sandwiches". According to his Twitter profile, he tends to win bets but he also has done something to make Clifford the Big Red Dog cry.
While his Uber rating might be a stellar 4.98, Brendan's honesty rating is much lower.
According to a Tweet that has been liked over 172,000 times at the time of this article's authorship, Brendan told a bold-faced lie to his mom back in high school.
The truth of it still haunts him to this day.
i never told my mom this but one time i threw a party in high school and someone peed in the cat's litter box so wh… https://t.co/iduswsypBa— not brendan (@not brendan) 1577741030.0
"i never told my mom this but one time i threw a party in high school and someone peed in the cat's litter box so when she got back there was a giant petrified human piss brick and she cried while taking the cat to the vet all while i watched and said nothing to avoid being caught [sic]"
Brendan went on to share more about how far he went with his lie.
this story 100% true I swear to god while she was cleaning (chiseling) this big ass urine rock she said “brendan,… https://t.co/4gDcroYDCf— not brendan (@not brendan) 1577756706.0
"this story 100% true I swear to god while she was cleaning (chiseling) this big ass urine rock she said "brendan, i think the cat is sick" and i looked this woman dead in the eyes and said 'oh wow.. poor little guy'"
Brendan's story is impacting readers everywhere.
this was the first tweet i read in 2020 https://t.co/U81fJ4Rord— al (@al) 1577892926.0
One day I'll pee in my cat's litter box https://t.co/pCBrnx4MDA— benzene angelo 🥞 (@benzene angelo 🥞) 1577892392.0
I JUST SPIT OUT MY DRINK😭😭😭 https://t.co/SYgZ8rrvKp— Meg (@Meg) 1577891277.0
@crocodilethumbs It all makes sense now.... https://t.co/OzfpyCZI9k— BoneMaster (@BoneMaster) 1577819570.0
Others shared their own regretful lies.
@crocodilethumbs Once time I had a house party and a chair got broken. I fixed it with wood glue but the next weeke… https://t.co/H1kyBGSki0— Liz, A Recluse (@Liz, A Recluse) 1577745609.0
@crocodilethumbs @OldManCount I had a friend who crapped in the cat box as a prank and when his parents got home he… https://t.co/0QilRbHm2q— Ghost Bat ™ 👻🦇 (@Ghost Bat ™ 👻🦇) 1577765530.0
@crocodilethumbs On the opposite end of the spectrum, in high school I painstakingly crafted a perfect copy of my b… https://t.co/9wWFF7Cj2i— Valtron 9000 (@Valtron 9000) 1577831207.0
Maybe it was the end of the year and the end of the decade that made Brendan feel the need to come clean.
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