You know how it is—you've got to attend an event and you really, really want to have sex with your partner there but you can't disrobe because you're in public.
So what do you do?
You cut a hole in the crotch of your pants, obviously.
At least, that's what you do if you're actor Megan Fox and want to have sex with Machine Gun Kelly at the Billboard Music Awards.
The TMI couple revealed the secret to their awards show sexccess (see what we did there) in a bizarre Instagram post in which Fox told her stylist she cut a hole in the crotch of her sparkly jumpsuit so she and Kelly could do the deed.
See the post below.
Fox shared several photos and videos of her and Kelly's night at the Billboard Music Awards, which were held Sunday night in Las Vegas.
Along with snaps of her cuddling with Kelly and posing in the eye-popping, bedazzled jumpsuit, Fox included screenshots of some very revealing text messages with her stylist, Maeve Reilly.
In one of the texts, along with a photo of her modeling the jumpsuit, Fox wrote:
"Was this blue outfit expensive because we just cut a hole in the crotch so we could have sex."
Reilly responded simply, "I hate you," along with laughing emojis and a promise to fix the now tattered garment.
Given the subject matter, Fox's captioned on the Instagram post was another eyebrow-raiser.
"An introvert in Vegas for three days during eclipse season…just SO much crying in the shower."
Publicly posting about cutting your clothes apart to have sex doesn't exactly transmit introversion, but we all contain multitudes!
On social media, Fox's admission definitely left an impression.
Dis gettin really weirdpic.twitter.com/wrlK3ixT70— halliwell (@halliwell) 1652711932
Ok I\u2019m done with Twitter today and it\u2019s 8am— \u303d\ufe0fIKEY (@\u303d\ufe0fIKEY) 1652713267
Everything I hear about these two is against my will— charlie \u263b (@charlie \u263b) 1652711946
Do they... not know how to work a zipper?!https://popcrush.com/megan-fox-cut-hole-in-jumpsuits-crotch-sex-with-mgk/\u00a0\u2026— PopCrush (@PopCrush) 1652716862
PUT SNAPS IN ROMPERShttps://pagesix.com/2022/05/16/megan-fox-cut-hole-in-jumpsuit-to-have-sex-with-machine-gun-kelly/?utm_source=P6Twitter&utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_campaign=SocialFlow&crl8_id=0083045b-3142-4c98-a854-bbb1366f6d03\u00a0\u2026— Priscilla (@Priscilla) 1652726964
my day was great until I heard this— \u0618 (@\u0618) 1652712294
Where there\u2019s a will there\u2019s a way.— JayJames553 (@JayJames553) 1652743563
everytime their names pop up on my tl, I have to brace myself pic.twitter.com/iySAsrVGB2 https://twitter.com/PopCrave/status/1526210432805097472\u00a0\u2026— Z. (@Z.) 1652724458
That escalated quicklyhttps://twitter.com/Independent/status/1526364713533194240\u00a0\u2026— mmmaaaatt.eth/okayyy.eth (@mmmaaaatt.eth/okayyy.eth) 1652748724
if you ever think you're oversharing on the internet just remember you're never gonna be as bad as these twohttps://twitter.com/PopCrave/status/1526210432805097472\u00a0\u2026— h a n i \ud83e\udd8b (@h a n i \ud83e\udd8b) 1652714609
In the end, Fox chose a different outfit to wear to the actual awards, a black David Koma dress with matching gloves and a notable thigh-high slit up its side--which takes on a whole new light given these jumpsuit revelations.
