You know how it is—you've got to attend an event and you really, really want to have sex with your partner there but you can't disrobe because you're in public.
So what do you do?
You cut a hole in the crotch of your pants, obviously.
At least, that's what you do if you're actor Megan Fox and want to have sex with Machine Gun Kelly at the Billboard Music Awards.
The TMI couple revealed the secret to their awards show sexccess (see what we did there) in a bizarre Instagram post in which Fox told her stylist she cut a hole in the crotch of her sparkly jumpsuit so she and Kelly could do the deed.
See the post below.
Fox shared several photos and videos of her and Kelly's night at the Billboard Music Awards, which were held Sunday night in Las Vegas.
Along with snaps of her cuddling with Kelly and posing in the eye-popping, bedazzled jumpsuit, Fox included screenshots of some very revealing text messages with her stylist, Maeve Reilly.
In one of the texts, along with a photo of her modeling the jumpsuit, Fox wrote:
"Was this blue outfit expensive because we just cut a hole in the crotch so we could have sex."
Reilly responded simply, "I hate you," along with laughing emojis and a promise to fix the now tattered garment.
Given the subject matter, Fox's captioned on the Instagram post was another eyebrow-raiser.
"An introvert in Vegas for three days during eclipse season…just SO much crying in the shower."
Publicly posting about cutting your clothes apart to have sex doesn't exactly transmit introversion, but we all contain multitudes!
On social media, Fox's admission definitely left an impression.
In the end, Fox chose a different outfit to wear to the actual awards, a black David Koma dress with matching gloves and a notable thigh-high slit up its side--which takes on a whole new light given these jumpsuit revelations.
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