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There's something really uncomfortable about mayonnaise. It tastes good on fries, sandwiches, in devliled eggs, potato salad--but do you really want to eat the viscous, odd concoction by itself? Well now, not only can you have mayonnaise by itself...you can have frozen mayonnaise by itself.
ICE Artisan Ice Cream in Falkirk, Scotland, posted an instagram of its brand new flavor---Hellman's mayonnaise flavored ice cream.
I'm sorry...what?!
Mayonnaise has unexpected uses in desserts--sometimes, it can be added into a mixture to moisten up cakes. Other times, it can be used to balance an overwhelming amount of sugar. However, straight frozen mayonnaise cream and custard sounds DIFFICULT, at best, to ingest. A lot of people on the internet are highly upset by the thought.
I found out someone made mayonnaise ice cream. All I got to say is just because we can doesn’t mean we should.— Ginina Lingat (@Ginina Lingat) 1532616654.0
Whoever came up with mayonnaise flavored ice cream needs multiple therapists.— Niba Neebs (@Niba Neebs) 1532629867.0
I can’t tell y’all how upset I am about mayonnaise ice cream. The whole world is cancelled. 😒— ♫♪𝑏 𝑎 𝑒 𝑡 𝑜 𝑣 𝑒 𝑛 ♬ (@♫♪𝑏 𝑎 𝑒 𝑡 𝑜 𝑣 𝑒 𝑛 ♬) 1532555196.0
Some people were pointing out how EXCEEDINGLY white it is that there is now mayonnaise-flavored ice cream.
@foodandwine https://t.co/6dBN3qEU8K— Scrap (@Scrap) 1532551394.0
Mayonnaise ice cream?? @cthagod this might just end racism. White people are going to be too busy eating this they… https://t.co/mr6MLOyErU— Get Yo Money Black Man (@Get Yo Money Black Man) 1532693637.0
@mitchj89 @bejohnce @IanKarmel Betsy Devos is mayonnaise ice cream— Jacob Knapp (@Jacob Knapp) 1532659327.0
@foodandwine White people amaze me sometimes I swear https://t.co/xcM4dvx8n5— FATASS KELLY PRICE✨ (@FATASS KELLY PRICE✨) 1532551237.0
But even white people are upset.
@foodandwine This should be illegal. Possibly classified as a violation of the Geneva Conventions.— amybcookies (@amybcookies) 1532550204.0
@foodandwine Still too spicy for white people.— @Sñywalker (@@Sñywalker) 1532552365.0
@foodandwine https://t.co/QzcoVmSue3— Tyler King (@Tyler King) 1532574738.0
But then you get the occasional mayonnaise freak who's actually into it.
@foodandwine @Yodacat69 I low key would smash that— Clit Hunter (@Clit Hunter) 1532559438.0
@mtesperon @foodandwine https://t.co/1BXIqGli1W— Tamis (@Tamis) 1532615775.0
You should all just unfollow me right now because I would absolutely devour that mayonnaise ice cream— alejandro jodorowsky's fursona (@alejandro jodorowsky's fursona) 1532669261.0
For just $2.62 a scoop, you too can put this frozen, sweetened condiment into your mouth and hope it doesn't taste so awful that you shrivel up.
Why is mayonnaise ice cream a thing— 💚 KATIE | 15 (@💚 KATIE | 15) 1532643421.0
We don't know, Katie. We just don't know.