Guy's Tweet About The 'Magic' Of His 'Yellow Pillow' Has Men Everywhere Nodding Hard

Gf is mad at me because I have revealed to her The Yellow Pillow. Fellas, i\u2019m sure you all know that this thing is magic

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It\u2019s not my fault the pillow is yellow and bestows upon me the most peaceful slumber..

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@largemotorcycle all hail the yellow pillow

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@largemotorcycle Part of being a man is using the same pillow since the age of 10 and never washing it

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@largemotorcycle Has to be magic because it just appeared on my bed one day when I was a kid

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@largemotorcycle that one pillow is so loyal and i dont got it in me to throw it out. it\u2019s been with me through the hardest times

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@largemotorcycle Pillows provide a conduit for the psychic transference of trauma. This action yellows the receiver in a process known as 'baking'.\nOur studies demonstrate that more yellow pillows have absorbed higher levels of psychic energy. Which in turn imparts higher quality sleep.

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@largemotorcycle It\u2019s natural, in fact some dye their pillows yellow to achieve the illusion of higher zzz mileage

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@largemotorcycle I was born with a yellow pillow

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@largemotorcycle My life has been a downward spiral since I threw away mine when I was like 23.

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@largemotorcycle I got rid of my yellow pillows maybe a year ago and I legit haven't rested comfortably since

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@largemotorcycle my mother took what she called my 'prison pillow'. ill never forget this transgression.

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@largemotorcycle do none of you use pillow protectors

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@largemotorcycle did you know you can machine wash pillows

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@largemotorcycle I can smell that thing from Germany.

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@largemotorcycle Guaranteed sleep machine. Shun the non-believers

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@largemotorcycle Best sleep ever using this sweat soaked abomination.

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@largemotorcycle The journeys my yellow pillows and I have go on together outweigh the judgment I experience for keeping them

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@largemotorcycle The yellow pillow is the most important thing I got in our divorce.

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