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Remember the guy who found sugared and cinnamoned shrimp tails inside his box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
Well, the story is pretty convoluted and strange. And it just gets stranger.
Jensen Karp, the guy who found the extremely strange and unsettling seafood side in his box of cereal, is the husband of Danielle Fishel--aka, the woman who starred as Topanga on the millennial favorite show Boy Meets World.
I know!
OK, this Cinnamon Toast Crunch/shrimp tails story is wild, but we’re burying the lede here... DUDE’S MARRIED TO TO… https://t.co/u58ItaaFKz— Brian Stanley (@Brian Stanley)1616544104.0
A man named Karp married to a woman named Fishel found shrimp tails in a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. The cereal… https://t.co/zG4OrLcm5v— Batmanda (@Batmanda)1616559763.0
And we thought this year would be less weird than last year. Wild.— Batmanda (@Batmanda)1616559780.0
@inar @HarveyBar22 We have been open about our lifelong love of CTC. This was devastating.— Danielle Fishel Karp (@Danielle Fishel Karp)1616561521.0
Needed this https://t.co/WuFoAOYK7s— Jensen Karp (@Jensen Karp)1616554489.0
People were seriously taken aback by this twist.
For one thing, the sheer happening of someone finding shrimp in their cereal is already crazy and unlikely. But then that guy being married to one of the most iconic TV actresses of the 90s and early 2000s?
Wut.
Imagine saying “wow the shrimp cinnamon toast guy is married to Topanga” to any normal person— Chris Branch (@Chris Branch)1616531039.0
finding out the cinnamon toast shrimp guy is married to Topanga from Boy Meets World is breaking me— abby govindan (@abby govindan)1616545149.0
“Topanga it’s the perfect plan I trick a cereal company into paying us millions” https://t.co/61VUSNUmUr— chris murphy (@chris murphy)1616524219.0
You’re laughing? General Mills put shrimp inside Topanga’s husband’s box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch and you’re laughi… https://t.co/vJInwx1tnV— In My Mind (@In My Mind)1616562831.0
I can’t get over this guy getting into bed, thinking about how crazy his life has become since he found shrimp in h… https://t.co/h0D36dIr7U— Fletch (@Fletch)1616556458.0
In order for the universe to have created this narrative, so many things have to have lined up perfectly.
The chances are so low, and the result is so bizarre, that you can't help but gawk in awe at the universe.
Cory Matthews would absolutely have found shrimp tails in his cereal and had no idea what to do until Topanga showed up— Washington Post TikTok Guy 🕺🏼 (@Washington Post TikTok Guy 🕺🏼)1616551007.0
150% chance that Sean put the shrimp in Topanga’s husbands Cinnamon Toast Crunch https://t.co/pCUEMZPPe4— Dr Grayfang (@Dr Grayfang)1616546222.0
if you’re lucky enough to marry topanga, eat the sugar-coated shrimp tails and thank god for the nourishment— Alex McDaniel (@Alex McDaniel)1616555332.0
Therapist: Hello Me: CINNAMON TOAST SHRIMP GUY IS MARRIED TO TOPANGA— Ben Yahr (@Ben Yahr)1616552802.0
The saga seems to add new information every day. For example, it also seems as though Karp found a bag that had been tampered with in the same box and contained dental floss.
How much crazier can this story get?