When it comes to hooking up using dating apps, we don't have time to get acquainted.
But where's the fire?
You might find someone interesting, and you could be missing out on a special connection if you continue swiping left.
Twitter-user Nick claimed to have encountered an interesting response when pursuing a model. However, her response indicated a major red flag.
Nick used the model's response as an opportunity to troll the "ladies of the internet."
"Ladies take notes! Met this girl online YESTERDAY, and she's already trying to learn more about me, not just hook up."
"It's called conversation. Learn it."
Ladies take notes! Met this girl online YESTERDAY, and she’s already trying to learn more about me, not just hook… https://t.co/Hv2KzyRvHu— nick (@nick) 1577412117.0
In their exchange, Nick asked the individual – who proved her profession as a model by using a Shutterstock photo complete with the watermark – for some extra pics.
"Can you send me some pics that you took outside of your modeling job at shutterstock?"
Not so fast, buddy.
The "model" had some very specific questions before fulfilling the stranger's request.
"Yes my king! First I must know many thing [s] about you!"
"What is the name of your first pet?"
"What is your mother's maiden name?"
"What is the name of the town where you were born?"
Does this set off alarms for anyone?
Here is Nick's screenshot of the lost art of "conversation."
So, it seems the personal information this supposed fraudster was fishing for had nothing to do with whether Nick enjoyed quiet walks on the beach.
"She" may as well have asked for all of his passwords.
However further sleuthing revealed that the screenshot was courtesy of Nick's very-real girlfriend. She may have partnered with him on the joke.
It seems the profile pic on the text thread matches the photo above what is believed to be Nick's headboard.
@nickturani I've discovered a mystery. https://t.co/6QlGkawiOR— Tiffany Vanderlust (@Tiffany Vanderlust) 1577451724.0
@nickturani LMFAOOO https://t.co/Da1uN0j32O— viannie (@viannie) 1577422650.0
And that became an extended joke.
I’m out of town for TWO DAYS and my clumsy ass girlfriend somehow managed to get a hole in the wall behind our head… https://t.co/sCm2JmoFEV— nick (@nick) 1573934238.0
Hey @TrojanCondoms! It’s labeled 6 condoms, but the box I just found hidden in my girlfriends nightstand only conta… https://t.co/ypngc2Jcqo— nick (@nick) 1576717077.0
My girl just butt dialed me from her nightly appointment with the chiropractor, and all I hear is her breathing hea… https://t.co/Fdf7MZU7Jg— nick (@nick) 1574818407.0
Surprisingly, many people missed Nick's initial gag.
@nickturani she seems beautiful man I’m proud— lil arab (@lil arab) 1577413127.0
@nickturani wow she seems so lovely. I’m happy for you man! you deserve this— Beans After Dark After Dark (@Beans After Dark After Dark) 1577416069.0
Nick was on a roll and shared the Shutterstock photo of the model who claimed to be in the photo.
@goodbeanaltalt She’s got a few cute friends i can introduce you to https://t.co/mI8j3hT5Ei— nick (@nick) 1577416298.0
@nickturani The shutterstock watermark KILLLLED me— ░▒█ B L I T Z E D █▒░ (@░▒█ B L I T Z E D █▒░) 1577413420.0
He finally spelled it out.
But it seems people still missed the clues.
@LameAsChris Bro she’s unreal— nick (@nick) 1577412545.0
Um, still nothing?
@nickturani she’s deadass gorgeous nick congrats 🥰— lil uzi hurt (@lil uzi hurt) 1577412524.0
@nickturani the amount of people not getting the joke is making me nervous lmao— falco 🥀🖤 (@falco 🥀🖤) 1577412661.0
@nickturani The amount of people not getting the joke is staggering— James (@James) 1577415541.0
@Pearlgp_ @nickturani https://t.co/StGlcPyTay— Faith (@Faith) 1577627151.0
Who's trolling who?
@falconpetal @nickturani Is it that or is everyone reverse trolling by acting like they buy this guy is for real? T… https://t.co/IfJghn8HHQ— Michael J Iannacone (@Michael J Iannacone) 1577423178.0
@Pearlgp_ @nickturani can’t you just be happy for him? >:( you should feel ashamed of yourself honestly.— dumby dumb dumb (@dumby dumb dumb) 1577569841.0
@MxxtMxAtThOvrps @Pearlgp_ @nickturani She is trying to scam him and he knows this. The post he made was sarcasm— Taylor Tro (@Taylor Tro) 1577588423.0
@TaylorTrovato @Pearlgp_ @nickturani it’s almost as if i was also being sarcastic— dumby dumb dumb (@dumby dumb dumb) 1577589235.0
Those who got the joke went along with it.
@nickturani @LameAsChris hahahahahhahahah I get it nice— ᴡʜɪꜰꜰᴍᴀɢɪᴄɪᴀɴ ッ (@ᴡʜɪꜰꜰᴍᴀɢɪᴄɪᴀɴ ッ) 1577413960.0
@JTrotman13 @nickturani Password is the easy part https://t.co/s89a4ENAkq— Jorden Braddy (@Jorden Braddy) 1577417854.0
@nickturani You're so lucky. It may just turn out that she's got $32,155,273 she wants to give you, if she is the d… https://t.co/ubmTArNOrf— Jeremy Weinbren (@Jeremy Weinbren) 1577433741.0
@nickturani Seems like a genuinely nice girl. My girl asked me similar questions, and I knew she was the one when s… https://t.co/71hQvwGG5S— Chad (@Chad) 1577416056.0
@nickturani “Yes my King, first I must know many thing about you” https://t.co/Gr72oDmYqE— No One: (@No One:) 1577492584.0
@Girl92Loyal @nickturani Tell him to send you his credit card # and the three # in the back queen— 平井もも 🐰🍑 (@平井もも 🐰🍑) 1577492899.0
We already cracked the case, Pearl.
But thank you.
@nickturani She’s trying to hack into your account bro— Pearl (@Pearl) 1577412385.0
@GaetanoParry She’s a model I doubt she knows how to hack lmaoo— nick (@nick) 1577412459.0
@nickturani https://t.co/1OrhQTASUA— Pearl (@Pearl) 1577412532.0
@GaetanoParry @nickturani Seems like a wild coincidence! Good luck with the girl nick 👍🏼— ggeeeoooorrrrrggggggeeeeeee (@ggeeeoooorrrrrggggggeeeeeee) 1577412733.0
@shieldsmusic_ @GaetanoParry @nickturani Awe it’s the three security questions to his heart— mj (@mj) 1577414902.0
@DallasBornFan @Pearlgp_ @nickturani Thank God Pearl cracked the code...can’t even imagine where we’d be without her!🤨🤣🤣😭😭😭— Gangsta Nicky P (@Gangsta Nicky P) 1577638331.0
As a hacker, this "model" ranks pretty low.
But Nick, the master prankster, was rated high up there.
@nickturani Dude, you have no idea how badly I needed the laugh.— ROTOPE~1 (@ROTOPE~1) 1577420009.0
@nickturani Nick bro you’re seriously gifted at this Twitter stuff— Chase (@Chase) 1577440106.0
@nickturani @RicoTooTrill This is beautiful. The joke is so well executed.— Optimus ⛩ (@Optimus ⛩) 1577466500.0
This is some meta-level trolling.
But even if some people missed the entire gag, it still serves as a good reminder to guard your private information, even if the Shutterstock model is easy on the eyes.