It's always a little dangerous to clue your parents into the gay lingo and slang.
You just never know what's going to come out of their mouths if you do.
And do you really want to run the risk of corrupting your cute mom with some graphic gay byword? She's too sweet for that kind of talk!
This is the dilemma which professional baker Jon Manganello recently found himself in when his mom asked him what "bussy" meant. The fake answer he gave her to protect her innocence yielded some truly hilarious mishaps.
Jon Manganello is the owner of Jonnycakes Bakery in West Hollywood, California, where he makes incredibly intricate, eye-popping, and often hilarious cakes.
So suffice to say, he's got a sense of humor, in addition to his baking prowess.
When his mom asked him what "bussy" was, Jon couldn't bring himself to tell his mom the, shall we say, very adult truth, so he told her it just meant "boy." But, of course, that is extremely not what "bussy" means.
It means...well...Urban Dictionary puts it pretty plainly and clearly:
"Slang term used by gay men to connote Boy-Pu**y. In reference to their anus."
"Bussy has been used for at least 15 years by gay men to describe their man hole of love!"
But of course, Jon's mom just took her son's word for it.
And hilarity ensued.
I told my mom “bussy” meant boy. She just sent photos of me and my brothers from our trip to Paris. https://t.co/j2rxibyASL— jon manganello (@jon manganello)1589395296.0
Things quickly spun out of control.
So Jon had to clue his mother in—after he stopped laughing and screaming, presumably.
I had to say something https://t.co/wVyHwhUGWq— jon manganello (@jon manganello)1589408853.0
And this is when we come to the twist—Jon's mom knew what bussy was the whole time.
She was just playing along.
And she even had her own suggestion for a new gay term for...well, bussy.
I’m on the damn floor https://t.co/yvREm5nMWM— jon manganello (@jon manganello)1589478986.0
Thank God Jon put a stop to "bunt."
The internet, of course, admired mom's joke.
@jonnymangs her gay fans approve— Hitmonvers ✨ (@Hitmonvers ✨)1589395472.0
@jonnymangs Your mom is so sweet & innocent, and you can never tell her the truth.— I.M. Noone 🏳️🌈👨⚕️ (@I.M. Noone 🏳️🌈👨⚕️)1589399285.0
@jonnymangs your mom has just signed a book deal for the Bussy trilogy— 🍞 quara lee bread 🍞 (@🍞 quara lee bread 🍞)1589404240.0
@jonnymangs 1 little busy at the Eiffel Tower is ABSOLUTELY a porn— Benji (@Benji)1589397948.0
@jonnymangs 3 Bussy's in Paris is the name of my new single— Blake Patrick (@Blake Patrick)1589404442.0
@jonnymangs Okay but 3 Bussy’s in Paris is a BOP! https://t.co/9cTP2uR1Xq— shiny artificial legs (@shiny artificial legs)1589410510.0
@jonnymangs this cured my depression— im so into social distancing right now (@im so into social distancing right now)1589506380.0
@jonnymangs 3 bussys in Paris is my favorite Jimmy buffett song— 😩LYCHGATE😩@ uhhhh (@😩LYCHGATE😩@ uhhhh)1589477192.0
@jonnymangs @BobbysByline @ge0rgedingle I JUST YELPED SJDNSJSJS https://t.co/45xOHW4VLp— Morgan 🌙✨ (@Morgan 🌙✨)1589397379.0
I have to RT bc I've been laughing at this for multiple days https://t.co/8RB99h9HWp— Miss Perceiving (@Miss Perceiving)1589697418.0
So there you have it. Jon Manganello's mom is the new gay icon.