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The Most Unprofessional Things People's Coworkers Did That Got Them Instantly Fired
Jul 24, 2025
Whether it was during the training window or later in our profession, we've all made mistakes at work, some bigger than others.
But there are some mistakes that are so bad, you'd immediately get fired, no questions asked.
Cringing in anticipation, Redditor Ok_Foot_5477 asked:
"What is the most unprofessional thing an employee has done that resulted in immediate termination?"
Pulling The Fire Alarm
"I was a kitchen supervisor in a nursing home, and we had a dishwasher on his third day pull the fire alarm on purpose to get out of his shift."
"I was part of the investigation since I was the supervisor on duty. He gave HR a wild story that he and another coworker were roughhousing and he was pushed into the alarm, and as he fell, his shirt got caught on the lever and pulled it."
"HR then showed him the camera footage of him looking to make sure nobody was watching, then pulling the alarm on purpose."
"After he was fired, we found out from another coworker he was also suspended from his high school a couple of months ago for pulling the alarm at school."
- maceman100006
Just Put The Cover Back On!
"I worked at a residential program for children with behavioral issues due to severe neglect and abuse. They loved to pull the fire alarms, so we had covers over them. The covers had alarms so we would be alerted if a child was trying to pull the alarm. The covers did not prevent or slow down anyone from pulling the alarm; they were just a way to reduce the number of visits from the fire department."
"Anyway, one night, an overnight staff accidentally bumped a cover off, setting off the cover alarm. He just had to put the cover back on to shut off the warning alarm."
"Two other staff stepped out into the hall to tell him to put the cover back on, AND before they could stop him, he reached up and pulled the actual fire alarm, setting off the building-wide alarm at 2:00 AM, waking up 34 children and sending out the fire department to shut off the d**n alarms."
"We didn't have to fire him because he just stopped showing up to work."
- MNConcerto
So Much Bacon
"I was a dietary manager in several nursing homes, and oh, the stories. One cook had a bottle of cheap booze half out of her purse on a shelf where everyone kept their personal items. The administrator took her into the office and fired her."
"On her way back to get her stuff (yeah, we should have escorted her out), she saw the maintenance guy, thought he had ratted her out, and started chasing him around the kitchen with a knife. Fortunately, the woman’s daughter worked there too and got her calmed down."
"I also caught a dishwasher selling 20-pound boxes of bacon out the back door. One cook was serving dinner and was drugged out to the point that when she dropped grilled cheese sandwiches into the tomato soup, she pulled them out (with tongs, thankfully) and tried to serve them."
"After dealing with this at several places, I realized that the industry wasn’t going to improve. I got an opportunity to do something else and jumped at it."
- Purlz1st
Stolen Prototypes
"I worked at an automotive OEM (Original Equipment Manufacturer), and only two types of summary terminations. One was leaking photos of pre-production items and stealing."
"My favorite was a guy who stole a set of prototype tires/rims and then just put them on his truck in the parking lot. The manager who had been looking for said missing items happened by the truck walking into work, realized those were the tires he was missing. Fired the dude on the spot, but also took their tires back while he was being fired. So when he walked out jobless, his truck was on supports with no tires."
- WitchesSwitches
Shameful Nurse
"Many, many years ago, I had an OB/GYN appointment. A test had come back abnormal, and things had to be discussed. I was young and scared. All I heard was CANCER and infertility. I just started crying."
"My doctor was wonderful and explained everything. I was reassured, but still scared."
"The doctor and her nurse left the room and I got dressed. As I left the examination room, walking by the nurses' area, I saw (and heard) her nurse mocking me, 'WAAAAAH, can I still have kids? WAAAH!!'"
"Not only was I hurt, but also I was p**sed! As I was rushing to leave, I passed the doctor's office. She was sitting at her desk doing paperwork. I knocked on her door jamb with tears in my eyes. I thanked her for being wonderful. But told her I wouldn't be treated that way by her nurse."
"She then asked me what I meant. When I told her, she took me by the hand and together we walked back to the nurses' desk. She directly asked her if what I said was true. The nurse fumbled over her words. Basically said yes, but she didn't mean anything by it."
"The doctor said, 'Get your things and get out of my office. You're fired!'"
"I never saw that nurse again. But I respected my OB/GYN even more."
- Silli_Filli
Stolen Office Items
"Things started going missing from people's desks, the culprit remained elusive until one day he showed his 'brand new iPod' to another coworker."
"On the back, it was engraved with the name of a different coworker who had just had his brand-new iPod stolen."
"Managers were summoned, he was gone within minutes, and so were all the unsolved thefts."
- zerbey
Disgusting Violence
"She kicked a service dog, thinking I wasn’t watching. I already knew this particular employee didn’t like dogs (which is fine as a personal preference), but this one was just quietly standing off to the side of the hallway, and it was clear she went out of her way to kick it. I fired her on the spot."
- JohnnySack45
Reckless Driving
"He peeled into parking lot 9:00 AM drunk and sideswiped a manager's car. Then casually walked to his desk. He was walked out about five minutes later."
"Bonus: Another employee told a customer, 'I wouldn't buy the big bag of food,' when they called to check on their dogs' testing results. This was not a vet with a dark sense of humor; it was a customer service rep replying to someone who had called into a lab to check on results. The rep did not even have the authority to disclose results."
- NarwalsDelight
Disappearing Act
"Years ago, I worked with a woman who applied for a smallish loan at some point. I don't remember what it was for, but definitely something specific. She ended up being approved for $5,000 and told me the news like she had won the lottery."
"She then pulled a no-show the following day and never came back. This was a preschool, so that complicated things a bit for the week, but we managed to make it work until someone could fill in permanently. I remember the director commenting that what she did was so stupid, and he'd never re-hire her again (no s**t, Derek? Glad to hear it, keep up those standards)."
"Anyway, about a year later, I ran into her at Walmart where she was refolding some shirts or something. We only briefly caught up, but she did mention with wide, shocked eyes that the school wouldn't hire her back when she came looking for work again. Shockingly, it had not taken her long to blow through her... winnings."
- sanityfordummy
Obvious Alcoholism
"The secretary at the front desk was visibly drunk at 11:00 AM. She was fired immediately with a ride home offered."
"She immediately went to a bar across the street and had to be kicked out with the police involved. It ended up, she already had a drunk driving conviction and wasn't supposed to be drinking at all, so she went to jail. Sad story."
- pcetcedce
Cheating On The Company Dime
"We sent a couple of sales reps on a work trip. One married man (we'll call him Bill Smith), one woman who was not his wife. The submitted expense reports and it was apparent that they had shared a room for the duration."
"It was confirmed they were having an affair on the company dime. I'm not sure who was fired and who quit, but they were both gone by the time I was hired to work the phones."
"Not long after I started, I got a call from a woman asking for Bill Smith. I explained that we didn't have a Bill Smith on my list of employees, and the woman said, 'Oh yes, you do, I'm his wife and he's a vice president there.'"
"I put her on hold and asked around, and was told that Bill used to work there, but no longer did. I had to explain to this woman that Bill truly no longer worked there. She was not, in an way, shape, or form, pleased to hear this, and I'm not entirely sure she believed me anyway."
"My coworkers were delighted to fill me in on the gory details later. One of the senior staff agreed to call Bill's wife (ex-wife, maybe) and handle things."
- cwthree
But First, A Selfie
"Taking selfies and posting them to social media in a facility where photography is strictly prohibited."
"Dude took a selfie in front of some proprietary gear and posted it to his IG. Within 30 minutes, he was escorted out of the facility."
- easy10pins
"I was at Apple for 20 years, and you’d better believe that everything is secret. When we transitioned to Intel, the new MacBook Pro was shown at Macworld, but the packaging was not. This was when Apple changed from the big, bulky boxes to the much slimmer packaging. I had so many of these boxes stuffed into my office and lab because we couldn’t trash them in the normal way yet."
"Anyway, one afternoon, a coworker came into my office and directed me to a Flickr page showing the unboxing of the new Intel MacBook Pro with pictures of the packaging and all. The pictures were obviously in an Apple lab, and the coworker asked if it was one of my guys, and I said no and that I didn’t know anyone that stupid."
"Turns out I did know someone that stupid because the lab was around the corner from my office, and the person was a kid that was kind of an up-and-comer. Saw him being escorted out a week later."
- jenorama_CA
Fraud
"When I worked as a mortgage loan processor, I discovered that the loan officer was falsifying documents in order to get a fraudulent mortgage approved. I worked with the manager to re-verify all the documentation, as well as documenting how and why the documents he provided were fraudulent."
"He was called into the manager‘s office and confronted, whereupon he ran away. Literally just got up and ran and got his car and left."
- 1beautifulhuman
Caught In The Act
"I had a manager (let’s call him Paul) who didn’t like me for whatever reason, which was a first for me. I’ve always had the reputation for being dependable and a hard worker. Whatever. So the two managers above him announced they’re going to start their own business together and they’ll be leaving the company in about a month."
"Within a few minutes, Paul comes up to me with a huge s**t-eating grin and says to me, 'Just wait until they’re gone and I’m promoted. I’m going to fire your a**.'"
"I asked him what I’d done to him, and he basically just explained that he felt I was a brown-noser and the only reason I had my job was because his two bosses liked me. So it’s my fault I was likable. Cool."
"I told the two bosses who are leaving what Paul said to me, and all that was said was, 'We’ll take care of it.'"
"An hour later, they caught Paul and another employee in the parking lot smoking weed in his car, which was against company policy. He was fired immediately."
- EevelBob
It's alarming the things that people sometimes think they can get away with, let alone in a work environment.
The best thing to do is to be a good person, no matter what environment you're in.
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Elon Musk Just Revealed Who He Based One Of His New AI Anime 'Companions' On—And It's Pure Cringe
Jul 24, 2025
Another day, another announcement by tech billionaire Elon Musk that makes one shudder on the inside.
This time, it's the "companions" of Elon Musk's AI business xAI. The AI companion bots were just made public, and now Musk has disclosed how one of the characters was inspired, which made everyone cringe at his choices.
Among the new AI anime chatbots are a vulgar red panda named Bad Rudi and a sexualized blonde anime bot named "Ani." There has been criticism since the Grok companions were released because they are part of the Grok app, which the App Store states is only accessible by individuals 12 years of age and up.
Some are pointing out that the bots, accessible by literal children, will have a negative effect. Others said that it's really only pandering to men—the type who might be really into a sexualized AI bot.
Have no fear, though, as Musk had already thought of the women on Grok. A masculine figure with droopy black hair and an angular, brooding visage has also been introduced.
Musk's reveal of his inspiration had people feeling secondhand cringe so hard.
Edward Cullen, for those in the enviable place of not knowing, is the vampire love interest in the Twilight book and movie series. He is noted for his angst, borderline stalker behavior, and controlling personality.
Christian Grey is the romantic interest in 50 Shades of Grey, a published loose fanfiction of the Twilight series that swept the world with its frank—and often disputed—depiction of a BDSM relationship. He was also known for being kind of weird and borderline abusive, depending on who you ask.
For Musk to pick those two characters seemed absurd and more than a little embarrassing.
People were immediately off put by the level of cringe in the entire fiasco.
Not only was it deeply cringe, it also felt like such an immature set of choices.
Some had other suggestions.
Musk, a fierce pro-natalist, supports more children being born, especially to already well-off folks who can presumably support large families.
All in all, this was a pretty polarizing choice, and one that even Grok users aren't super happy with.
At present, the anime companions are available only on the Grok app.
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Sharon Osbourne Responds To Heartfelt Tribute For Ozzy Osbourne After His Death At 76
Jul 24, 2025
It's the end of an era: Black Sabbath rockstar Ozzy Osbourne has passed at the age of 76.
John Michael "Ozzy" Osbourne was known for his work as a singer, songwriter, and entertainer, after rising to fame in the 1970s and never coming back down. He began as the lead singer for Black Sabbath, where he became known as the "Prince of Darkness," and he went on to cut solo records and make countless media appearances, from stage to film.
He was diagnosed with Parkinson's Disease five years ago and just weeks ago performed his farewell tour, "Back to the Beginning."
The news was shared on Instagram, featuring a nostalgic photo of Ozzy Osbourne performing, waving his arms in the air and smiling to the audience who likely mirrored him from behind the camera.
The caption of the post read:
"It is with more sadness than mere words can convey that we have to report that our beloved Ozzy Osbourne has passed away this morning. He was with his family and surrounded by love."
"We ask everyone to respect our family's privacy at this time."
The post was signed by Ozzy's wife, Sharon, and four of his children, including Jack, Kelly, Aimee, and Louis.
You can see the post here:
Tributes from around the globe from fans, fellow celebrities, and industry professionals poured in.
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It was more than likely white noise in the early moments of grief for Osbourne's wife, Sharon.
But there was one post that caught her eye and led to a response.
Gavin Rossdale, the lead singer of Bush, posted a photo on Instagram, featuring him and Osbourne hugging.
Rossdale wrote in the caption:
"RIP, OZZY. A great man. A true legend."
"I met Ozzy through Jack just a few times, but he was so warm and kind and funny, and I love that memory."
"Sending much love to his family at this difficult time. Rest in power."
You can see the post here:
Sharon Osbourne offered a sweet but simple two-word response:
"Bless you."
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Fans chimed in, responding to Osbourne's comment to encourage her during this difficult time.
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The Osbourne family is surely still processing the loss of Ozzy, but it's heartening to see how the community has come together, not only to pay tribute to him but to assure his family that they have the Osbourne family's back during this tragic time.
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Bernice King Has Iconic Reaction After Trump Administration Releases MLK Files
Jul 24, 2025
Bernice King, the daughter of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. had some choice words for the president after his attempt to make headlines off her father's legacy.
The Trump Administration recently released documents surrounding the 1968 assassination of Dr. King that are purported to demystify the circumstances surrounding his death.
But the timing is, of course, extremely suspect: The release comes amid the rapidly escalating scandal surrounding Trump's refusal to release the files on Jeffrey Epstein, in which he is said to be named.
It's hard not to see the declassification of documents pertaining to Dr. King's death as an attempt at deflection, and Bernice King was having none of it.
Along with a photo of her father looking deeply exasperated, Bernice King tweeted:
"Now, do the Epstein files."
Trump has made promises to expose the Epstein files a cornerstone of his campaigns, including in 2024.
His supposed efforts to "save the children" from trafficking rings like Epstein's are what underpins many Trump voters' support of him. They were also central to conspiracy theories like QAnon that helped solidify his political base.
Now that Trump is refusing to release them and constantly incriminating himself by urging and then insulting his voters to stop talking about them, self-identified Trump voters have begun turning on him in droves, even as his own allies in the media and government have tried to place the blame on people like Attorney General Pam Bondi.
Many have theorized that the Administration's foot-dragging is an attempt to buy time to redact Trump's name from the files. But now, clips from depositions have begun circulating in which Epstein implicitly incriminates Trump.
Suffice to say even Trump's brainwashed voters aren't buying it (finally, for once), and a rapidly metastasizing scandal has erupted.
The King family have publicly stated they are against the release of the documents regarding Dr. King's assassination, and implied in a statement that Trump's interest in them was to use them as a distraction.
They wrote:
“While we support transparency and historical accountability, we object to any attacks on our father’s legacy or attempts to weaponize it to spread falsehoods."
Bernice King's take was far more pointed, and people online applauded her for calling Trump out.
The King files are intended to expose the CIA's and "deep state's" involvement in Dr. King's assassination, a theory the King family said in their statement was basically already proven in a 1999 wrongful death civil suit they brought in Tennessee.
All in all, a solid attempt at deflection by Trump, but one that is unlikely to work, even with his own allies. The horse is already out of the barn, and it's galloping at full speed. Best of luck, Mr. President.
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Bizarre Bits Of History That Sound Made Up But Are 100% Real
Jul 24, 2025
We all have our favorite "legends" in history that we sometimes wish were true.
The Loch Ness Monster, Anastasia Romanoff's supposed escape and survival, that Paul McCartney isn't who he appears to be.
When one stops to think about most of these actual myths, we come to realize that all of these stories are far too absurd to actually be true.
However, even if a story is utterly outrageous, even to the point of unbelievable, that doesn't necessarily mean it isn't true.
Redditor Perfect-Philosophy23 was eager to learn outrageous stories that are completely true, leading them to ask:
"What’s a bizarre piece of history that sounds completely made up but is 100% real?"
Late To The Game!
"A fellow named Alfred Ely Beech secretly and without government approval built a ‘demonstration’ subway based on pneumatic tube technology - in 1870. Beech claimed he was just making pneumatic tubes for messages, not humans."
"This caused a public sensation when it was unveiled, and people flocked to ride it - even though it only had one station, but due to various reasons, it was never pursued."
"Eventually it was sealed up and forgotten about."
"However, when New York actually started to build a subway system in 1911, the workers digging the tunnel broke in to the tunnel created by Alfred Beech, and found everything just as it was left: a subway car, the tunnel - even the piano used to play music for passengers in the station, frescos, fancy lamps, etc."
"They were allegedly dumbfounded."
"Imagine digging the first subway, only to dig into another much older subway you didn’t know about!"- Malthus1
Taking "God's Children" A Bit Too Literally...
"The largest civil war in human history happened in the mid 1800s in China after a man failed the civil service exam, got sick, had a mental breakdown while reading a poorly translated copy of the Gospels and came to the conclusion that he was Jesus’s Chinese brother."- G*ddamnpassword
Against All Odds
"A British sailor survived three ship sinkings in ONE DAY during WWI."
"TBH, it was three ship sinkings in a single morning."
"On September 22nd, 1914, Wenman 'Kit' Wykeham-Musgrave started the day aboard the British Royal Navy cruiser HMS Aboukir, which was on patrol off the Dutch coast."
"The Aboukir was torpedoed by the German U-boat SM U-9."
"It was mistakenly thought that the Aboukir hit a mine and the HMS Cressy and HMS Hogue approached to rescue sailors who had jumped into the sea, including Wykeham-Musgrave."
"As he swam to and was getting on board the Hogue, it was torpedoed by the SM U-9."
"Into the water again, Wykeham-Musgrave then swam to the Cressy and it, too, was torpedoed by the SM U-9."
"He was eventually found on a bit of driftwood, became unconscious and was eventually picked up by a Dutch trawler."
"Nearly 1,400 British sailors died in the three sinkings."
"Musgrave survived WWI and re-joined the Royal Navy in 1939, survived WWII and lived to the age of 90."- hewhoisneverobeyed
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Cough Cough...
"For some time, wealthy Romans used asbestos napkins, because they could be cleaned by putting them into the fire, incinerating the dirt, but leaving the asbestos."- Lvcivs2311
A Story That Should Be Told MUCH More Often
"When the Pilgrims landed at Plymouth Rock, they were met by a Wampanoag Indian who spoke English and had been to England."
"His name was Tisquantum (popularly known as Squanto), and he had been kidnapped and sold into slavery in Spain years earlier, in 1614."
"From there he was ransomed to freedom by Franciscan priests, eventually making his way to England and then back to Massachusetts in 1619 -- before the Pilgrims arrived in 1620."- No-Donkey-4117
This Should Be A Movie Too!
"Judy Cohen was one of the first female aerospace engineers, with her career beginning in the 50’s."
"She worked on the Hubble Space Telescope and the tracking and data relay satellite on the Minuteman Missle."
"She was pregnant and working for the Apollo Space Program when she went into labor."
"Before heading to the hospital, she picked up some documents for the problem she was working on."
"The problem was with the Abort-Guidance System, a crucial component for mission safety which ultimately played a major role in successfully returning the crew of Apollo 13."
"She worked on it while in labor at the hospital, solved the problem, and promptly gave birth…to Jack Black."- Heap_of_birds
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Yep, You Read That Correctly
"The Dutch eating their prime minister."- Wherestheshoe
"Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum"...
"In 1838, the Missouri governor issued an executive order directing the extermination of all Mormons in the state."
"The order wasn't rescinded until 1976."- solarhawks
Right Place Wrong Time... Or Vice Versa?
"Wilmer McLean, a Virginia merchant, is notable for his homes being the site of the beginning and the end of the American Civil War."
"His first home, near Manassas, was where the First Battle of Bull Run (First Manassas) broke out in 1861, with the house serving as General Beauregard's headquarters."
"To escape the war, McLean moved his family over 100 miles south to Appomattox Court House."
"Ironically, it was in his new home that General Lee surrendered to General Grant in 1865, effectively ending the war."- droidguy27
A Killer's Killer...
"The man who killed John Wilkes Booth is an insane story."
"Lived through the civil war, self castration, etc."
"He’s a character."- Fun_Plate_5086
Not In It For The Glory Apparently
"A little boy once won an olympic gold medal when he was recruited as a last-minute ringer for a rowing team (they were over the weight limit)."
"He disappeared before they could award it to him."
"He never came forward, and nobody knows who he was."- Nemesis0408
Pity Those Who Without An Umbrella
"On March 3, 1876, chunks of red meat fell from a clear sky near Olympia Springs, KY, covering a 100x50-yard area."
"Witnessed by Mrs. Crouch, the 'Kentucky Meat Shower' baffled locals."
"Theories range from vulture vomit to alien origins."
"A preserved sample, identified as animal lung tissue, is displayed at the Bath County History Museum."- Appropriate-Age3827
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Should We Be Saying "The Birds And The Beetles Instead?"...
"As a species, magnolia trees are so old that they're pollinated by beetles because they evolved before bees existed."-PlasmaPizzaSticks
Our Mothers Warned Us...
"That one (British?) soldier who captured a tank by poking the driver in the eye with his umbrella."- yeah_yeah_therabbit
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Some of these stories truly seem beyond belief.
But as the saying goes, most of the time truth is stranger than fiction.
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