We can all admit that watching grown men throw toddler-esque tantrums over beer that doesn't share their transphobic views has been pretty entertaining to watch.
It's sad, of course, but watching them shoot up or set fire to products they already paid "woke" companies for while proudly displaying their childish and hateful views is a little satisfying.
But perhaps seeing these hate-filled MAGA man-children pay more than $30 for a six pack of "woke-free" beer might just take the cake.
Freedom Speaks Up and ConservativeBody.com CEO Seth Weathers marketed just the solution for adults of drinking age to enjoy a beverage that shares small-minded and bigoted views.
The brew is called Ultra Right Beer, and according to the ad, "There's a new beer in town" for those who know "which restroom to use."
That's right, bigotry is literally labeled.
The commercial begins:
"America's been drinking beer from a company that doesn't even know which restroom to use."
Mature.
"That's why I created Conservative Dad's Ultra Right 100% Woke-Free Beer."
"As conservatives, we're constantly getting hit in the face left and right by the woke mind virus."
"But the last place we want it is in our beer."
The commercial continued:
"Stop giving money to woke corporations that hate our values."
Weathers proceeds to hit a can of Bud Light with a baseball bat (from a T-ball stand, the most unintentional but hilarious symbolism ever).
He finished:
"And to the rest of you woke corporations stay the f**K away from our kids."
You can watch the commercial below.
\u201cAmerica's been buying beer from a company that doesn't even know which restroom to use.\n\nThere's a new beer in town!\u201dâ SETH WEATHERS (@SETH WEATHERS) 1681311667
The ad is so ridiculous, we're having a tough time believing its legitimacy.
But alas, the website is real and transphobes are buying the booze.
The kicker, though?
A six-pack of Ultra Right costs purchasers $30+!
Even though it's missing the "woke," you ask?
Yep, the price of six bubbly, hate-filled 12 oz. cans runs you $19.99, but it has to be shipped which adds a little more than $13.
We'll save you the calculating work - that's nearly four times the cost of Bud Light, plus it has less alcohol content (4% vs. 5%).
While the effort is disgusting and the moral basis is deplorable, people on social media are enjoying watching outraged righties being scammed.
\u201cThese people really love getting scammed\u201dâ maple cocaine (@maple cocaine) 1681393957
\u201cThis guy is selling his \u201cultra right\u201d beer for $35 a six pack. You can do that when your clientele is dumb people.\u201dâ Davram (@Davram) 1681394137
\u201c@nypost Taste just like MAGA tears \ud83d\ude2d\u201dâ New York Post (@New York Post) 1681409236
\u201c@nypost Please Right Wingers, feel free to over pay to drink your bigot beer. \ud83d\ude02\ud83c\udf7a\u201dâ New York Post (@New York Post) 1681409236
\u201c@TristanChan @ultrarightbeer I might just have to buy some Bud Light this weekend to celebrate, lol\u201dâ Brian (@Brian) 1681388669
\u201c@ThreeOnePour @ultrarightbeer When I first saw talk of this beer I thought it was a joke, I mean it's a joke alright, but not the type I thought\u201dâ Brian (@Brian) 1681388669
\u201c@ThreeOnePour @ultrarightbeer 35 bucks for a six pack. that\u2019ll wake u up.\u201dâ Brian (@Brian) 1681388669
\u201c\u201cSTOP POLITICIZING OUR BEER!\u201d\n\nFive minutes later: \u201cBuy this \u2018conservative dad\u2019s ultra-right wing anti-woke beer\u2019 formulated specifically for extreme radical insecure bigoted lunatics.\u201d\u201dâ Andrew Wortman (@Andrew Wortman) 1681419971
\u201c@AmoneyResists $20 for a 6-pack.\u201dâ Andrew Wortman (@Andrew Wortman) 1681419971
\u201c@je2fs I thought it was a parody when I first saw it. I'm amazed at how much these people are willing to beclown themselves.\u201dâ cottage mom era (@cottage mom era) 1681404937
\u201cImagine paying $33 for a six pack of "Ultra Right Beer".\u201dâ Jackson Boaz (@Jackson Boaz) 1681404663
\u201c@jacksonboaz_ @votingdems2022 Fools and their money are soon parted.\u201dâ Jackson Boaz (@Jackson Boaz) 1681404663
Many on social media are also questioning the brand due to the limited information regarding manufacturing. The can simply reads, "Brewed and canned in Northern Illinois," which is the home of Goose Island Brewery... owned by Anheuser-Busch.
\u201c@M_C0MS Yikes,they probably contracted the beer manufacturing by a company named Goose Island which ironically is owned by Budwiser which makes bud light :) enjoy your woke free beer snowflakes\u201dâ \ud835\udc0c\ud835\udc02\ud835\udc0e\ud835\udc0c\ud835\udc12\u00ae (@\ud835\udc0c\ud835\udc02\ud835\udc0e\ud835\udc0c\ud835\udc12\u00ae) 1681398022
\u201c@M_C0MS Careful word on the street is they are canned at a InBev(Bud) facility. Also $34 a 6pack is a lot just to hate on trans people.\u201dâ \ud835\udc0c\ud835\udc02\ud835\udc0e\ud835\udc0c\ud835\udc12\u00ae (@\ud835\udc0c\ud835\udc02\ud835\udc0e\ud835\udc0c\ud835\udc12\u00ae) 1681398022
\u201c@M_C0MS The best part of this is that the guy is using Anheuser Busch to fill the cans. He's literally paying Bud to make anti-Bud beer.\u201dâ \ud835\udc0c\ud835\udc02\ud835\udc0e\ud835\udc0c\ud835\udc12\u00ae (@\ud835\udc0c\ud835\udc02\ud835\udc0e\ud835\udc0c\ud835\udc12\u00ae) 1681398022
\u201c@M_C0MS Haha fun fact this beer is more than likely brewed in Chicago at a company owned by Bud Light haha yall are hilarious\u201dâ \ud835\udc0c\ud835\udc02\ud835\udc0e\ud835\udc0c\ud835\udc12\u00ae (@\ud835\udc0c\ud835\udc02\ud835\udc0e\ud835\udc0c\ud835\udc12\u00ae) 1681398022
\u201c"Brewed and Canned in Northern Illinois" so the funniest possible outcome here is that they contract brewed with goose island, an anheuser-busch brewery\u201dâ The Goddamned Penguin (@The Goddamned Penguin) 1681353325
Oops... guess they didn't get all the "woke" out.
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