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She dipped her chicken finger in a glass of soda and now she's explaining herself. Is it enough to satisfy the masses?
Her name is Alexa Greenfield and she has set off the largest food controversy in recent history, at least since the invention of Miracle Whip. It all started at the U.S. Open when Greenfield was caught red handed on video dipping her chicken finger in a glass of cola.
So this happened at the US Open today... 🧐 https://t.co/fRDmpd3YWE— ESPN (@ESPN)1536015869.0
We all felt that way too but now it seems Greenfield is ready to explain herself. She appeared over the phone on Fox News to justify her actions to America.
Greenfield explained to the hosts saying:
My dad started me with [dipping chicken fingers in soda] I think to 'cool' it down, but I just loved the taste and kept going. Once I got older I gave it up for a while assuming it would be way too weird to bring it into adulthood. But one day I said 'eff it,' and re-started.
Woman caught on camera dipping chicken into Coke at #USOpen explains strange habit: “The best is the people that kn… https://t.co/INPe5aMAOs— Amy Kaufeldt (@Amy Kaufeldt)1536157538.0
But some folks were caving and cutting Greenfield some slack for her blasphemous habit.
@Fox35Amy 🤔🤔🤔Mayyyyybe I’ll try it!— David Williams (@David Williams)1536158003.0
@DWilliamsTV Ha, I would, but I don't want to ruin a perfectly good Coke! 😂— Amy Kaufeldt (@Amy Kaufeldt)1536161444.0
@Fox35Amy @Fox35News It all goes to the same place anyways. Don't knock it until you try it, I always say.— Patrick Boyle (@Patrick Boyle)1536157895.0
@Fox35Amy Hey, whatever floats her boat! Why not, I use Coke in some of my recipes!— Captain Skywarn (@Captain Skywarn)1536157826.0
@Fox35Amy @Fox35News Why are people shaming that woman? Not my thing, but whatever. I wouldn't try it because I don… https://t.co/3zEMazvggf— Chris Stark (@Chris Stark)1536159539.0
@Fox35Amy All goes down the same pipe!🤓— jerry (@jerry)1536158005.0
Ahh, that's sweet, but no. She needs to go to jail.
Why are we dipping chicken fingers into soda? Why is this happening? Someone call the cops right now! https://t.co/iO9KsgYE4O— Eric Hubbs (@Eric Hubbs)1535993450.0
@BarstoolHubbs https://t.co/juLOWdDeEY— Bryan Wood (@Bryan Wood)1535994340.0
@BarstoolHubbs @_RLSpaven The most terroristic event since 9/11 @_RLSpaven @CuffsTheLegend— Justin Heyman (@Justin Heyman)1535994349.0
@BarstoolHubbs https://t.co/YzEhY7H8Cu— ⚾️Nicky Ninety Nine👩🏻⚖️ (@⚾️Nicky Ninety Nine👩🏻⚖️)1535998032.0
@BarstoolHubbs @_MichaelEM Child protective services has been called.— 🇨🇦Rob Ambrose (@🇨🇦Rob Ambrose)1536076391.0
@BarstoolHubbs @ontologyofsumud https://t.co/0jrR0MdN9N— George Robbins (@George Robbins)1536004395.0
All kidding aside, Greenfield has been a good sport about all the flack she got, telling FOX:
The funny part is that this story starts with me telling my nephews, 'Listen, I am about to do something really weird. It is a huge secret and you can't tell anybody. Don't tell your parents and don't tell any adults because it's pretty embarrassing.'
We should all let her eat her chicken and soda in peace.
Starting now.
H/T: FOX News, Sports Illustrated