Here's something you should know before you continue reading: Taylor Swift has nothing to do with the Mueller report.
Taylor Swift had nothing to do with any of the nefarious happenings so meticulously detailed in the Mueller report.
We figured we should say this before you run off and breathe life into another harebrained conspiracy for someone like Mark Levin to yell about on Fox and Friends.
And while the internet has been a rather depressing place since the Mueller report was released, with both sides of the political aisle at odds over whether the House should initiate impeachment proceedings against President Donald Trump, there's been a little bit of joy for us to partake in, too.
All thanks to one Twitter user who decided to compare the redacted pages of the Mueller report to Taylor Swift's outfits.
Believe it or not... it works.
Taylor Swift as the redacted Mueller report: a thread https://t.co/tOk0B9Gdly— Capital J (@Capital J)1555637294.0
We can't decide who wore it better.
https://t.co/kB1qWiFFe6— Capital J (@Capital J)1555637376.0
Who knew the Mueller report was such a fashionista?
https://t.co/o3RHf2zKDU— Capital J (@Capital J)1555637554.0
We will never be the same after seeing this.
https://t.co/40CrsLaZYp— Capital J (@Capital J)1555638260.0
Taylor, you've got some serious competition here.
https://t.co/7uaMJYdki0— Capital J (@Capital J)1555638772.0
https://t.co/jvS66azXII— Capital J (@Capital J)1555639173.0
@ohcauseshesdead @overdueprocess This is next-level twittering ...— (((R L Abramson))) (@(((R L Abramson))))1555697376.0
@ohcauseshesdead Obfuscation Chic is very in this season— Asher (@Asher)1555662296.0
@ohcauseshesdead i love the internet.— 🍑 meowliver 🍑 (@🍑 meowliver 🍑)1555684725.0
@ohcauseshesdead you won. this is the best one— maggie 💫🦋 (@maggie 💫🦋)1555644083.0
@ohcauseshesdead IM LOSING IT— whore for ts7 🌴 (@whore for ts7 🌴)1555639051.0
Stream and buy Taylor’s new single on April 26. #TaylorSwiftApril26— Capital J (@Capital J)1555639338.0
We are truly better people for having seen this.