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Old Video Surfaces Of Trump Joking That Turkey Who Lost White House Pardon 'Refused To Concede'

Old Video Surfaces Of Trump Joking That Turkey Who Lost White House Pardon 'Refused To Concede'
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Collin Gossel
By Collin GosselNov 24, 2020
Collin Gossel
Collin Gossel is a writer and comedian living in Brooklyn, New York, but there are nights when he looks up at the stars and wistfully thinks to himself “there’s got to be more out there…” You can catch Collin improvising new musicals every Tuesday night at the Magnet Theater’s Musical Megawatt, or follow his unfiltered thoughts on Twitter and Instagram @CollinGossel.
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President Trump has imperiled democracy and made national headlines by refusing to concede the election for an extended period of time following his opponent Joe Biden's win.

Though this behavior is unprecedented from a U.S. President, it's not unprecedented in the world of turkeys.

Strangely enough, in 2018, President Trump gave an extended, humorous speech at his annual turkey pardoning ceremony where he described how one turkey, Carrot, refused to concede despite a free and fair election.

The clip now seems ominously prescient.


It's nearly impossible to miss the similarities between Donald Trump and Carrots the Turkey.



Carrots couldn't get out of his election loss and neither can Donald Trump.



Donald Trump has always foreshadowed his next move.



Many have spent Trump's entire presidency comparing him to a carrot.


What could be next for Carrots now that he's been ousted from the White House?


The most notable difference between Carrots and Donald Trump?

Carrots will be sorely missed.

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