Well now we've seen everything.
A pro-Trump coin company has just announced it is selling a commemorative coin hailing former Republican President Donald Trump as the "undefeated impeachment champion."
This charming memento which celebrates Trump's victory over the "Deep State," a thing which does not exist, can be yours for the bargain price of just 47 actual American dollars.
Produced by the South Carolina-based Disme Coin Company, this piece of silver is a limited edition collector's item, with only 4,500 being produced—4,500, get it?
As in the 45th president?
The actual price seems significant too—$47.45. One can only assume it is a reference to the expectation Trump will be the 47th President in 2025, in addition to already having been the 45th.
Please make the symbolism stop.
In any case, it's a weird choice given that the "deep state"-obsessed QAnon conspiracy theorists who form the bulk of Trump's base and, presumably, the market for this coin don't even consider Trump the 45th president but rather the forthcoming 19th.
See, they believe a secret act of Congress in 1871 did away with the U.S. Government and replaced it with a corporation, of which Ulysses S. Grant, the 18th president, was the last legitimate leader. So when Trump retakes the reign of power, he will become the 19th president. We swear we are not making this up.
Anyway, speaking of QAnon, Disme also has coins commemorating that bonkers and unhinged group of deluded domestic terrorists, as well as coins commemorating the January 6 insurrection at the U.S. Capitol that left five people dead.
Neat!
But this coin seems to be the most special.
Just look at this stunning craftsmanship.
Disme Coin Company
And just read this effusive prose from the Disme website honoring Trump's impeachments as if they were trips up Everest or Rocky Balboa's prize fights.
"President Trump is not only the first President to be impeached twice he is the first president to beat it twice. President Trump constantly is the first president to do so many things so why not add this to the list."
Why not indeed.
On Twitter, this coin basically broke people's brains.
Anyway, if you need a coin commemorating Trump's inability to not grift for 4 years, Disme Coin Company has you covered.
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