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JB Pritzker Just Epically Trolled Pam Bondi With The Perfect Fake LinkedIn Profile
The Justice Department has failed to comply with the Epstein Files Transparency Act by missing the December 19 release deadline and providing documents that are heavily redacted and incomplete.
Although the DOJ has uploaded thousands of pages, it has drawn criticism for blacked-out material and withdrawn files—including one containing photos of Trump—while officials maintain that any redactions were made to safeguard victims rather than shield public figures and have pledged to correct errors.
So when Trump announced the departure of Bondi on Thursday, Pritzker responded by posting a screenshot of a fake LinkedIn profile for Bondi declaring her #OpenToWork—though whatever pertinent information might exist on this profile has been heavily redacted through the use of recognizable black bars.
You can see it below.
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People immediately saw what Pritzker was putting down.
Pritzker did the same thing last month after Trump announced he would replace Kristi Noem as Homeland Security Secretary with Oklahoma Republican Representative Markwayne Mullin.
Noem’s removal followed sharp criticism from both parties over her leadership during Trump’s immigration crackdown, as well as scrutiny surrounding her use of millions in taxpayer funds on videos widely viewed as self-promotional.
In response to the news, Pritzker shared a screenshot of a fake LinkedIn profile that describes Noem as #OpenToWork and as:
"DHS Secretary (Former) / Public Speaker / Unlicensed Dog Euthanizer"
The fake profile referenced the fact that Noem once killed her "untrainable" 14-month-old puppy, Cricket, because she wasn't good at hunting and was too excitable.
Noem laid out the decision to kill the dog in her memoir No Going Back. She wrote that “Cricket was a wirehair pointer, about 14 months old" with an “aggressive personality." She said she "hated" the "untrainable" dog and decided to shoot Cricket after taking her to a gravel pit.
The disturbing anecdote first garnered attention after The Guardian reported on it, noting that Noem also wrote about killing a goat she claimed was "nasty and mean" and “loved to chase” Noem's children.
Noem has defended the decision to kill her dog, framing the story as an example of the grimmer aspects of farm life that sometimes have to be faced. She said she has "never passed on my responsibilities to anyone else to handle" and that she had simply "followed the law and was being a responsible parent, dog owner, and neighbor."
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Solicitor General Sparks Alarm After Telling Supreme Court He's 'Not Sure' If Native Americans Are Birthright Citizens
Indigenous Americans have served in every war that the United States has engaged in since the Revolutionary War.
People are now familiar with the U.S. Marine Corps' utilization of Navajo Code Talkers during WWII, but the military relied on Indigenous language speakers from over 30 tribes to transmit secret messages during WWI and WWII, including the Lakȟóta, Choctaw, Tsalagi, Ho-Chunk, Comanche, Assiniboine, Oneida, Ojibwe, Hopi, Kiowa, Meskwaki, Kanienʼkehá꞉ka, Muskogee, Pawnee, Sac and Fox, Seminole, and Tlingit.
Indigenous peoples have the highest rate of military service of any race or ethnicity—five times the national average.
Most Americans probably assume that Indigenous Americans, having already been in the United States when the country was founded, were automatically citizens. But they were actually deliberately excluded more than once.
The Declaration of Independence signed in 1776 stated the inalienable rights listed would not apply to the "merciless Indian Savages." The 14th amendment, approved 110 years later in 1886, which established birthright citizenship again excluded any Indigenous peoples who had not fully assimilated.
It wasn't until the Indian Citizenship Act of 1924 that Indigenous Americans were first offered the option to maintain their tribal identity and be citizens with the right to vote. Despite the law, many states enacted discriminatory laws to prevent Native Americans from voting with some not being repealed until the 1960s.
Many Indigenous war veterans returned home from WWI, WWII, and the Korean War to a country where they still weren't allowed to vote.
So there was a good reason Supreme Court Justice Neil Gorsuch asked the representative of MAGA Republican President Donald Trump, U.S. Solicitor General John Sauer, in the case challenging Trump’s 2025 executive order aimed at ending birthright citizenship about the citizenship of Indigenous Americans.
Trump's new version of birthright citizenship would apply only to those with “lawful domicile,” further defined as a lawful permanent residence within the U.S. "with intent to remain" according to Sauer. The Trump administration argued his executive order would return birthright citizenship to the original intent of the 14th amendment—which specifically excluded Indigenous Americans if they maintained their tribal affiliations.
Gorsuch asked:
"Do you think Native Americans today are birthright citizens under your test?"
Sauer responded:
“Uhh, I think so? I mean, obviously they’re granted citizenship by statute..."
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Gorsuch interrupted, saying:
"Put aside the statute. Do you think they’re birthright citizens?”
After some back and forth, Gorsuch asked:
"Your test is the domicile of the parents. And that would be the test you’d have us apply today, right? Are tribal [children], born today, birthright citizens?"
Sauer responded:
"Uhhh, I think so? On our test, yeah. I’m not sure. I’d have to think that through. But, but—that’s my reaction."
People were appalled at Sauer's failure to properly research his own argument.
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Trump has had an acrimonious view of Indigenous Americans going back to the 1990s.
Tribal Nations and their citizens are certain if given any opportunity to strip them of their rights, Trump would do so based on his well-documented history of petty revenge.
TikToker Edits Dad's Disney Vacation Into Horror Movie After It Keeps Getting Interrupted By 'Work Emergency'
But their week-long family vacation to Disney didn't look the way anyone would expect a family vacation at Disney to look. Though the whole family was there for the entire week and shared an impressive suite on campus, they had an additional "cast member" who clearly thought it was the main character: a work laptop.
At the end of the trip while going through photos and videos, TikToker @themouselets put together a video of snippets of her dad working around the park, from sitting on random benches scrolling through his phone, to finding random places to prop his laptop to review something, to answering questions while on a roller coaster.
She set the video to music commonly used in scary movies, calling the constant barrage of work emergencies like something out of a horror movie.
The TikToker captioned the video:
"Why does every single dad at Disney have a work emergency, WHY?"
You can watch the video here:
Fellow TikTokers felt terrible for the dad.
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With or without the music, some ascertained that this was absolutely a horror movie.
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Others agreed, pointing out that work should never be this important.
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The worst part was that this iss a problem that runs in the family.
TikToker @themouselets shared another horror movie video, this time featuring her brother, who was also notably glued to his laptop and phone for the entire trip.
The TikToker captioned the second video:
"[I'm editing] it like a horror movie, because IT WAS [a horror movie]. Between my dad and my brother, there was a laptop out at all times."
You can watch that video here:
It's important to commit yourself to your work and to work hard, but it's just as important to live your life and to make important memories with your loved ones.
While working this hard may have been the very thing that makes regular visits to Disney a possibility for this family, it seems the family needs to work out some boundaries so they can maximize their magical fun while in the park.