When Stanley Tucci talks, the internet listens.
Tucci has been attracting the eye of all genders and all sexualities for years.
Tucci has over 100 credits to his name dating back to the mid 1980s, from mobsters to scientists.
I'd risk it all for Stanley Tucci! https://t.co/x5s4WNR9wx— Umeboshi (@Umeboshi) 1587484561.0
Stanley Tucci's hotness was ahead of its time. https://t.co/Pa0FEoQeEl— Most (@Most) 1587492114.0
If Tom Hanks is America's Dad, then Stanley Tucci is your friend's dad that you lusted after for reasons that you'l… https://t.co/ZPLMX3r9UO— Jenny Elder Moke *insert hiatus status here* (@Jenny Elder Moke *insert hiatus status here*) 1587475019.0
And the thing we never knew we needed, but definitely, most certainly, irrefutably needed, was a video of Stanley Tucci making a social-distancing Negroni.
And being as charismatic as possible while doing it.
May this video of Stanley Tucci doing a cocktail masterclass be a blessing upon your twitter feed. https://t.co/62R1TjsAqA— Nerd Girl Says (@Nerd Girl Says) 1587428060.0
Hubba, hubba, hubba.
One person pointed out that she never knew being "thirsty" for someone could be this much of a double entendre.
I knew everyone that was thirsty for Tucci but I didn’t know y’all were this *thirsty*— Nerd Girl Says (@Nerd Girl Says) 1587438417.0
But the thirst tweets came a-rolling in.
@Rachael_Conrad I mean... the man is wearing actual pants. And a belt. And is making a Negroni. And he's Stanley Tucci. I mean...— Issa López (@Issa López) 1587429130.0
@mardymustikka @Rachael_Conrad Honey, we were all thirsty, but no one was really watching for the drink... https://t.co/dZDq00Wbe7— Bitchy Witch 🧙🏼♀️ 🇺🇸 (@Bitchy Witch 🧙🏼♀️ 🇺🇸) 1587477360.0
@Rachael_Conrad Confinement has really opened my eyes to the finer things in life. And Stanley Tucci is fine.— Yvonne Hazelton (@Yvonne Hazelton) 1587468172.0
@Rachael_Conrad @rianjohnson Look at those guns!!— Susie Q (@Susie Q) 1587438424.0
Even Chris Evans, Captain America himself, had nothing but praises to sing for Stanley Tucci.
Tucci portrayed the scientist who created the formula for the super soldier in Captain America: The First Avenger.
I. Love. Stanley. Tucci. On some(most) days after we finished filming on the first Captain America movie, Stanle… https://t.co/uvmxfzgwad— Chris Evans (@Chris Evans) 1587474194.0
@Rachael_Conrad @MustacheBabs How is he so charming and good looking??— Katie Schenkel writes comics and video games (@Katie Schenkel writes comics and video games) 1587428647.0
@Rachael_Conrad His forearms are L I F E— lyn_lemon 🦄🐿🌈🍷🍍 (@lyn_lemon 🦄🐿🌈🍷🍍) 1587438812.0
@Rachael_Conrad This Stanley Tucci video needed this warning cause 😳🤯 https://t.co/ZBHouCRXxz— ᴊᴇʟᴀ➴ (@ᴊᴇʟᴀ➴) 1587471416.0
@denisepo418 @Rachael_Conrad https://t.co/NnRcwWMf4K— LOfficielEbony, JD (@LOfficielEbony, JD) 1587471726.0
It's safe to say many of us have been doing a lot of drinking the past month and change.
So what do we say to a Stanley Tucci cocktail series that can keep us sated in more ways than one through our isolation?