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One Writer's Tale Of How Two Rotten Chicken Breasts Came To Be Under Her Mattress Is Truly A Fable For Our Time 😂

One Writer's Tale Of How Two Rotten Chicken Breasts Came To Be Under Her Mattress Is Truly A Fable For Our Time 😂
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Writer Jill Twiss, best known for her work on HBO's Last Week Tonight with John Oliver and for her much loved children's book A Day in the Life of Marlon Bundo, took to Twitter to share what might be considered too much information.


Twiss shared with her followers a rather hysterical and slightly embarrassing tale involving root canals, smelly chicken breasts, and pain meds. It may sound gross, but let's be real; it could happen to the best of us, and we relate.

And so the saga begins —






Anyone who has ever been in pain from a root canal understand.




Who doesn't want to sleep in a Batmobile bed?





This could get awkward.








Surprisingly, others had chicken stories of their own.





And for those who are wondering.


Message received. We will fill those ice trays.

H/T: Twitter, JillTwiss.com

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