It's always really stressful when you find out that your little adorable cartoon friends are secretly gigantic, as people experienced firsthand when the internet uncovered how tall Peppa Pig truly is.
Olaf from Frozen was next on the list.
The adorable, albeit daft little snowman, is not so little at all. He's 5'4''—the average height of most American women.
And since Olaf is most certainly the shortest person in the Frozen universe, that means that Arendelle may secretly have been in a universe of disproportionate height this whole time and we just never knew.
olaf is 5'4" https://t.co/EGAd6iHU3X— jan ❄ (@jan ❄)1575669054.0
no further comments. https://t.co/qKWcabQ9eW— jan ❄ (@jan ❄)1575676606.0
This also implies that mini Anna and Elsa were around 5 feet tall as toddlers.
Which makes this once cute little melody hard to watch:
Frozen - Do You Want to Build a Snowman HD www.youtube.com
That grandfather clock must be at least twenty feet tall.
Also, poor Sven is clearly a giant species of reindeer:
So how big are those snowflakes‽‽
opens twitter finds out i'm the same height as olaf https://t.co/SEpogEmNpY— 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚢 🦦 (@𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚢 🦦)1575673391.0
Knowing that olaf is taller than me is very unsettling— alex 🐉 (@alex 🐉)1575713635.0
since olaf is 5'4, i think elsa and anna are the same height as peppa pig... 🤔🤔 https://t.co/QsFM7Qim6x— jesse (@jesse)1575682995.0
new height measurement scale is: 1. shorter than olaf 2. taller than olaf— gee (@gee)1575710486.0
someone just sent me this, so i uh.. am the same height as olaf ? https://t.co/1AmkKB2esq— becks (@becks)1575702924.0
This logic can't be right.
Many people are speculating that Olaf mis-measured himself because he's a total goof:
if you take elsa’s height of 5’7” and divide it by the scale of olafs in this photo, olaf is actually only approxim… https://t.co/lHfdXAyeka— georgia (@georgia)1575762491.0
So Olaf is 5'4, but Elsa is only 5'7 if you google her height. Anna is 5'3. Clearly Olaf measured himself and due t… https://t.co/SOXYUa6Ygn— Sauron Takes On (@Sauron Takes On)1575706654.0
Or that he's just a typical lying man:
of course olaf says he’s 5’4” he’s a man and all men do is lie. especially about their height— it’s nice to have a(nthony) friend (@it’s nice to have a(nthony) friend)1575791056.0
Everyone stop panicking, men always lie about their height on the internet #Olaf— Lindsey Kelk (@Lindsey Kelk)1575702461.0
Or that Arendelle is on the metric system:
okay so about Olaf's height, what if he measured himself to be 54 centimetres instead of 5'4", because Arendelle us… https://t.co/JtBKERpaQG— Kinga Aria 🌈🏳️🌈 *Frozen 2 spoilers* (@Kinga Aria 🌈🏳️🌈 *Frozen 2 spoilers*)1575801271.0
But if it's true and Olaf is 5'4'', everything we've ever known must be put in perspective.
I haven't stopped thinking about how olaf is 5'4 so I made a to-scale height chart for elsa, adam driver, and baby… https://t.co/x23oSSCqhz— hattie (@hattie)1575824873.0
Just found out Olaf is the same height as Halsey so please enjoy my hyper realism photoshop of what Olaf would look… https://t.co/Kyer40bi7U— 𝘾𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙩𝙣𝙚𝙮 🎄 (@𝘾𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙩𝙣𝙚𝙮 🎄)1575724271.0
To anyone else who is going to send me the height of Olaf: yes I am aware I am shorter than the cartoon snowman thank you.— 𝐄𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐲 (@𝐄𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐲)1575841845.0
The scary thing about Olaf being 5'4 in height is unlike the whole "PEPPA PIG IS 7 FEET TALL" thing awhile back, th… https://t.co/ARMfVM15ri— TRAFON (@TRAFON)1575700089.0
Olaf and Kevin Hart are the same height https://t.co/bJTVakpObk— asher’s #1 fan (@asher’s #1 fan)1575699511.0
Frozen is now a movie about a giant witch with ice powers.
Be very afraid.