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The state of Hawaii has experienced a surge in Covid cases as well as shortages in things like water and food.
Conditions are dire enough, Hawaiian residents were urged to ration.
Over 135k tourists will likely fly into Hawaii for Labor Day weekend. \n\nBut COVID counts are the highest ever, and hospitals are overburdened. \n\nMeanwhile, lawmakers are considering a stay at home order for residents, rather than curtailing reckless travel.\n\nThis is gaslighting.— Kaniela Ing (@Kaniela Ing) 1630352781
The tourism heavy state went as far as asking the tourists who flooded the island as soon as travel restrictions were lifted.
\u2018It\u2019s not a good time to travel to the islands\u2019 \u2014 Hawaii\u2019s governor is asking tourists not to visit through at least the end of Octoberpic.twitter.com/2Pdp3mxWtJ— NowThis (@NowThis) 1630207980
reminder that if you travel to hawaii and puerto rico during a pandemic, you\u2019re stealing resources from natives— su \ud83c\uddf5\ud83c\uddf7 (@su \ud83c\uddf5\ud83c\uddf7) 1629932003
Yes, if you were planning to travel to #Hawaii.https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1430661173448519687\u00a0\u2026— Nina Wu (@Nina Wu) 1630010932
I can\u2019t believe americans were so heartless and careless to travel to Hawaii despite the indigenous Hawaiian communities telling them to stay home— Saron/professional bird app user (@Saron/professional bird app user) 1625968537
Ppl love to claim indigenous ancestry until they find out they can no longer travel to Hawaii because Indigenous ppl of Hawaii have asked you not to— Ihoo Ishtimonabi\u2019\ud83e\udeb6 (@Ihoo Ishtimonabi\u2019\ud83e\udeb6) 1616626169
Everyone complaining about Hawaii\u2018s travel rules just openly admitting Indigenous lives are an inconvenience to them is a vibe I guess.— Today in Fascist US of A: (@Today in Fascist US of A:) 1603128192
I saw WAYYYY to many white liberal women saying we should get vaxxed and wear masks only to travel to Hawaii for vacation despite the fact indigenous Hawaiians warned that their travel could endanger their communities. Y\u2019all do not care about the people you claim to protect.https://twitter.com/jollenelevid/status/1413235951032160256\u00a0\u2026— Sam from Sam\u2019s Club \u2122 (@Sam from Sam\u2019s Club \u2122) 1625841735
Exasperating the crisis are people who lie about their Covid or vaccine status just to travel—using counterfeit test results and vaccine cards.
An Illinois woman, Chloe Mrozak, was arrested and detained in Hawaii after she tried to enter the island of Oahu with a vaccine card that was not only faked, but chock full of careless errors and easily detected lies.
The incident led to authorities tracking her down in the Honolulu airport in a scene straight out of a caper movie.
See the card in the tweet below.
24-year-old Chloe Mrozak from Illinois was arrested after allegedly using this fake #COVID19 vaccine card to enter Hawaii and avoid travel restrictions \u2014 it says \u201cMaderna\u201d instead of \u201cModerna\u201d @KITV4pic.twitter.com/1EWp3eG3OR— Tom George (@Tom George) 1630463891
Even a cursory glance at Mrozak's vaccine card raises eyebrows. There's the penmanship, which looks sort of childlike and sloppy. There's the spot where she appears to have scribbled out an error on a supposedly official document--hardly the standard operating procedure of medical professionals, one assumes.
Then there's the five-week delay between shots instead of the standard four, and the fact that both shots have the same lot number... which isn't even possible.
And then there's what appears to be Mrozak's misbegotten attempt at humor: She was apparently administered her doses by a wolf and a monkey at the National Rifle Association, or something. Good one, Chloe.
But she might have gotten away with all of that if she'd just done one thing right: spelled Moderna like it's spelled, instead of spelling it "Maderna." Come on, Chloe, at least try!
But hey, even doctors and nurses make spelling errors right? There's still one other glaring problem, though, and it's the one that ultimately did Mrozak in. When authorities made a simple phone call to authorities in Delaware, where Mrozak claimed she was administered the vaccine, the state had no record of Mrozak, of course.
And soon, an investigation was launched, which also revealed that the hotel in which Mrozak said she would fulfill the state's mandatory 10-day quarantine had no record of her reservation. Authorities then went into full caper mode, trawling her Facebook profile until they found a distinguishing characteristic they could use to track her down--a tattoo on her hip.
It was indeed that tattoo that allowed authorities to spot Mrozak in the crowd at Honolulu airport on August 28, where she was arrested for both falsifying vaccine documents as well as violating state quarantine rules, according to local news station KHON2.
Illinois woman arrested at Honolulu airport for submitting fake COVID vaccination card, avoiding quayoutu.be
On Twitter, people couldn't help but mock Mrozak for her wildly incompetent attempt at forgery.
Fake Covid Card: $10\nRound Trip flight to Hawaii: $2000\nNew wardrobe for the trip: $800\nMisspelling "Maderna" on Fake Card: Priceless\n\nMeet village idiot Chloe Mrozak...pic.twitter.com/2h5hhRFuI0— \ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8\ud835\udce3\ud835\udcf8\ud835\udcf7\ud835\udd02 \ud835\udce5\ud835\udcee\ud835\udcf7\ud835\udcfd\ud835\udcfe\ud835\udcfb\ud835\udcea\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8 (@\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8\ud835\udce3\ud835\udcf8\ud835\udcf7\ud835\udd02 \ud835\udce5\ud835\udcee\ud835\udcf7\ud835\udcfd\ud835\udcfe\ud835\udcfb\ud835\udcea\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8) 1630493170
- Spent ~$600 for a flight to Hawai'i... and also paid for a fake vax card\n\n- Says she vaxxed in Delaware even though she lives in Illinois\n\n- Says the second dose was 5 weeks after the first\n\n- From SSG Money and... the NRA?\n\n- Maderna\n\nThe salad bar of stupid is stunning— Wagner James Au (@Wagner James Au) 1630473905
MAGA lunatic Chloe Mrozak from Illinois was just arrested at Honolulu Airport after using a fake vaccine card to enter Hawaii and avoid travel restrictions and put \u201cMaderna\u201d on it instead of \u201cModerna.\u201d Good, she can enjoy her vacation in jail.\n\nGet vaccinated. It\u2019s FREE.— Ricky Davila (@Ricky Davila) 1630509731
pic.twitter.com/MQ1NvcRMqx— Kenneth CB (@Kenneth CB) 1630467034
Good morning. Happy Wednesday.\n\nAnti-vaxxers, anti-maskers and spelling bee champions like Chloe Mrozak from Illinois writing Maderna and Fizer on fake vaccine cards should definitely go to prizon.\n#Moderna #Pfizer #morningjoepic.twitter.com/CzwCLrmbVe— ClockOutWars (@ClockOutWars) 1630496383
Other inmates in jail: "What you locked up for? We're in here for murder."\n\nChloe Mrozak: "I'm locked up for my Maderna #vaccination card. I have poor penmanship and I also misspelled Moderna. Spelling was not taught at Trump University"pic.twitter.com/Ud7EP17JdQ— Health informatician (@Health informatician) 1630493793
That's why she used Moderna. But she couldn't even spell that right.— Kristin (@Kristin) 1630466373
Crazy. So instead of getting the free card with the jab, she's looking at what...a felony?— Norrin Radd - Intergalactic Man of Mystery! (@Norrin Radd - Intergalactic Man of Mystery!) 1630472835
LOL...well done Chloe Mrozak, well done!https://twitter.com/itsallrealitv/status/1432929432533192704\u00a0\u2026— Noonan! (@Noonan!) 1630509077
Mrozak was held in Honolulu on $2000 bail for her violations because she wasn't willing to get a free vaccine. Life comes at you fast!