Matt Damon's Bizarrely Macho Ad For Crypto Has The Internet Saying A Big 'No Thank You'

Matt Damon talking about let\u2019s go into the future like didn\u2019t you just stop saying the F word last year https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1477854072908697604\u00a0\u2026

— Shelagh Dolan (@Shelagh Dolan) 1641183107

because Matt Damon doesn't actually say anything real in that crypto ad, you can make the url at the end whatever you want and it still makes the exact same amount of sensepic.twitter.com/pMHnvjz7eQ

— Hard Drive (@Hard Drive) 1641240672

Love the suggestion that space exploration is old hat compared to proving you spent $400k on a picture of a primate in a bolo tie.

— Mike Bachmann \ud83d\udd59 (@Mike Bachmann \ud83d\udd59) 1641241191

bravely risking my family's life savings and children's futures

— Mystletoe \u2744 (@Mystletoe \u2744) 1641241914

Hello, I am Matt Damon. You might know me from that time I played an astronaut. And that other time I did it again, but that was an evil astronaut. Anyway, as a synonym to the future, I'd like to talk to you about my brand new invention, holographic museums

— I collect crying cats (@I collect crying cats) 1641242345

At Spider-Man and before the previews we got Matt Damon in an ad for Crypto and my nephew yelled \u201cwhatever, Mark Wahlberg\u201d and honestly I cannot imagine a better roast.

— A.R. (Antifa Roomba) Moxon (@A.R. (Antifa Roomba) Moxon) 1640902463

There isn\u2019t enough yuck in the world to describe Matt Damon advertising a Ponzi scheme.pic.twitter.com/np28O8mlHB

— Carole Cadwalladr (@Carole Cadwalladr) 1641210692

[matt damon strolls past a spanish galleon] are you going to put your life savings into the pretend computer dog money that you can\u2019t spend or are you a pussy

— Ulysses S. Cocksman (@Ulysses S. Cocksman) 1641158914

saddest thing about Matt Damon's macho-baiting crypto pitch where the viewer must ACT NOW or he's a weak pussy is that this is a top 3 classic pitch all financial schemes have used to goad men into forking over their paltry savings. Nothing has changed in 150 years

— Adam H. Johnson (@Adam H. Johnson) 1641224041

My favorite 2021 theater experience was a double feature of Cronenberg\u2019s THE FLY and TITANE. \n\nA close second was when they showed that Matt Damon commercial before HOUSE OF GUCCI and when it was revealed to be about cryptocurrency the entire theater bust out laughing.pic.twitter.com/NolDfkzPty

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am i supposed to believe that Matt Damon only accepted a crypto payment for his appearance in thishttps://twitter.com/bigblackjacobin/status/1477854955457466368\u00a0\u2026

— Sana Saeed (@Sana Saeed) 1641232716

Matt Damon seems like much less of a dick than Ben Affleck but this crypto commercial narrows the gap significantly.

— Moti Rieber \ud83d\udd25 (@Moti Rieber \ud83d\udd25) 1640488023