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Guy's Sleep Recorder App Embarrassingly Catches A Lot More Than Just The Sound Of Snoring

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Sleep recorders are supposed to be helpful simply in catching sleep apnea so a doctor can effectively treat it.

But unfortunately, you can't control all your bodily functions while you sleep, as @fin_costick found out the hard way.


He set his recorder and it caught something rather unfortunate.

...on five separate occasions.

Other Twitter users found it hard to contain their reactions to the gassy emissions.





Some people even got really creative.

But some people also found solace.





But mostly people were just absolutely dying.







Be warned: if you download the sleep recorder app, you may be setting yourself up to learn things about yourself you wish you didn't know.

6:40 am happens every day.

The book Does It Fart?: The Definitive Field Guide to Animal Flatulence is available here.

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Have you listened to the first season of George Takei's podcast, 'Oh Myyy Pod!'?

In season one we explored the racially charged videos that have taken the internet by storm.

We're hard at work on season two so be sure to subscribe here so you don't miss it when it goes live.

Here's one of our favorite episodes from season one. Enjoy!

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