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Crufts dog show, which some folks refer to as the "Oscars for dogs," crowned a new "Best In Show" for 2020 on Sunday.
But Maisie, though she was now number one, made it very clear that she had more of a number two priority, if you catch our drift.
As Maisie was walking around during her victory lap, she stopped walking, sniffed around, and couldn't keep it in any longer...
When you gotta go, you've gotta go...š© #BestinShow https://t.co/WBec3cvXdsā Crufts (@Crufts) 1583701406.0
Kim McCalmont, Maisie's owner, produced a poop bag immediately, scooped it on up, and kept going while taking it all in stride.
Folks across the internet had no choice but to stan Maisie, the pooping wire-haired dachshund.
@Crufts A true professional. Kept it in till the title was in the bag!ā Tracey Rodgers (@Tracey Rodgers) 1583702204.0
@Crufts Brilliant ššššššš #Maisie #BestInShow https://t.co/kDWm7Au22Zā Rammyrascal (@Rammyrascal) 1583702996.0
@Crufts Maisie was definitely holding that poo in bless, well done šā¤ļøā julie (@julie) 1583701496.0
@Crufts Dogs. Keeping their owners grounded since forever! š©šā tam (@tam) 1583701741.0
Congratulations #Maisie on your Crufts win! That arena belongs to you now š© https://t.co/1FHdieKM3wā The Squirmy Worm (@The Squirmy Worm) 1583701293.0
It's not what we'd call the most humble acceptance speech, but eh, it seems to work just fine for Maisie.
Who are we to poo-poo it?
@Crufts Her owner had already said shes only 2 and very naughty lol. Bless what a beautiful little dog thoughā MEllefluous (@MEllefluous) 1583750922.0
@Crufts I'm glad she did that after winning!ā š ±ļø (@š ±ļø) 1583701611.0
@Crufts Possibly the best moment on #Crufts ever š©ā The Forster-Smiths (@The Forster-Smiths) 1583702212.0
@Crufts Well done Maisie! Typical dachshund!š¤£š© https://t.co/gyaNxENy3Yā Lisa Guy (@Lisa Guy) 1583702267.0
@Crufts You don't parade a dachshund without consequences. #maisie ššā steve (@steve) 1583702473.0
And other Daschunds are drawing inspiration from Maisie.
Next time I poo in the house and get told off for it, I will remember Maisie at Crufts. If she can poo on live tv iā¦ https://t.co/kAuIGVePt2ā Toby Sausage (@Toby Sausage) 1583703076.0
Bryn approves of the Crufts best in show #maisie https://t.co/uzIISWCXsIā hywel1455 (@hywel1455) 1583701054.0
#maisie to win #crufts ā¤ļø https://t.co/aFBBhMUAglā Ellie Holland (@Ellie Holland) 1583699017.0
Shout out to the dachshund Maisie crufts winner eddies so happy š #dachshund #crufts2020 #cruftschampion2020 https://t.co/bkXCDLca4Gā jane hulme RN DNSPQ QN (@jane hulme RN DNSPQ QN) 1583708398.0
Pooing on the lap of honour must be the most dachshund thing ever! #Maisie #BestInShow #Crufts https://t.co/eM25kCiWjXā Long and Short - The Dachshund Magazine (@Long and Short - The Dachshund Magazine) 1583701638.0
Maisie is the first Dachshund to ever win Crufts, with English Cocker Spaniels taking the top spot at 7 winners.
Let's hope her little victory lap didn't spoil it for future wire-haired puppers.