90s kids, do you feel old yet?
If not, Macaulay Culkin is here to offer you some extra help.
He's 40 years old. That's right--Kevin McCallister, the star of your favorite holiday movie of all time (Home Alone, of course) is 40 years old.
screaming macaulay culkin GIF by Home Alone Giphy
Yeah. Hear that creak? That's your hip.
Culkin decided that this age revelation which subsequently had many of us writing our wills and reserving our spots at nursing homes was his gift to us on his birthday.
It's my gift to the world: I make people feel old. I'm no longer a kid, that's my job.— Macaulay Culkin (@Macaulay Culkin)1598482344.0
Boy, did that gift deliver.
@IncredibleCulk Nursing home alone— DashieXP (@DashieXP)1598476567.0
@IncredibleCulk @antwanstaley Now I feel old. This article got republished as a Macaulay Culkin look alike when I w… https://t.co/hJzDcfTmsL— Dynasty Dorks (@Dynasty Dorks)1598580330.0
@IncredibleCulk Happy birthday Kevin McCallister! 🎂 We are all old. https://t.co/IKeT4EPwUM— Eric Nicholls (@Eric Nicholls)1598585100.0
@IncredibleCulk We've seen a lot of historic birthdays, but this has us shook.— HISTORY (@HISTORY)1598552581.0
@IncredibleCulk Thanks for that... 😞— Mia Malkova (@Mia Malkova)1598500672.0
Culkin is getting ready to start his mid-life crisis, and gave the internet a second gift: the gift of turning him into a meme.
Since I'm 40 I think it's about time to start my midlife crisis. I'm thinking of picking up surfing. Do you all have any suggestions?— Macaulay Culkin (@Macaulay Culkin)1598477392.0
That truly became the gift that kept on giving.
@IncredibleCulk you look rad dude, thanks for everything https://t.co/prGYoMI3vh— Oatiegames (@Oatiegames)1598479659.0
@IncredibleCulk Totally tubular... https://t.co/k0Eg8wZZeT— Richard Robinson (@Richard Robinson)1598478266.0
@IncredibleCulk Little rough round the edges but pretty accurate in my opinion, reckon you’d look pretty cool https://t.co/Ywxmtblnvf— joe (@joe)1598477754.0
@IncredibleCulk Yeah I’m like the photoshop master hold on a sec... here https://t.co/XfqJEFJHXd— old man Shep (@old man Shep)1598581114.0
Culkin's gifts to us may not have been conventional, but boy will we be remembering them for years to come.
'Home Alone' kid "Kevin" (Macaulay Culkin) ? He just turned 40! Hey friend you are not old you always be a kid for… https://t.co/MDoPCEczip— Sovan Rout (@Sovan Rout)1598583889.0
@IncredibleCulk NO WAY U BETTER JOKING https://t.co/zuRHvM5t9I— san (@san)1598546754.0
@IncredibleCulk Woof.— Brian Tyler Cohen (@Brian Tyler Cohen)1598478123.0
Culkin is slated to appear in the upcoming tenth season of Ryan Murphy's American Horror Story, which will premiere in 2021 as a result of stalled production due to the ongoing pandemic.
Happy birthday, Macaulay Culkin!