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It is hard to shock the internet but Twitter user @corihealey succeeded in doing so when she posted pictures of her boyfriend's roommate's unseasoned chicken in the oven.
The Maryland native rushed to Twitter yesterday after she got a glimpse of her boyfriend's roommate's cooking.
Yâall wanna get upset by the lack of seasoning on my boyfriends roommates chicken with me https://t.co/R72oHmAf3Gâ Anustart (@Anustart)1546905752.0
She introduced the disturbing images, saying:
"Y'all wanna get upset by the lack of seasoning on my boyfriends roommates chicken with me"
I am DISTRAUGHT https://t.co/NHh7DI7A3Sâ Anustart (@Anustart)1546905844.0
She decided the one image wouldn't suffice, so she posted another at a different angle.
"I am DISTRAUGHT"
She concluded by simply saying, "Pray for him."
Pray for himâ Anustart (@Anustart)1546906039.0
What does one do with three oven-baked, unseasoned chicken breasts?
Twitter definitely does not know, and is equally as "distraught" by the images.
@corihealey @discoscientist Itâs horrifying itâs like watching Sponges bakeâ FattyAtomicMutant (@FattyAtomicMutant)1546913945.0
@corihealey i showed it to my family đđ https://t.co/6CemySVqY7â Vanessa⥠(@VanessaâĄ)1546912327.0
@corihealey girl. get outta the house. now.â donovan copeland (@donovan copeland)1546910600.0
@corihealey I can taste the sadness.â Jas Said What (@Jas Said What)1546913436.0
I thought these were sea conches. https://t.co/osr4ZfNowLâ Sad Hunny (@Sad Hunny)1546919087.0
@corihealey Iâm convinced thatâs just clay and this is some sort of sick jokeâ đ´alexâď¸ (@đ´alexâď¸)1546907411.0
@corihealey https://t.co/rQHUsbINCUâ BonAppĂŠDee [D'Angela] (@BonAppĂŠDee [D'Angela])1546915553.0
@corihealey I'm almost comically white, and even I know that's not how you do chicken. You can do some wonderful t⌠https://t.co/AYhxdn0Zu9â Madeline Hunter (@Madeline Hunter)1546913940.0
Vegans Meat eaters đ¤ This bird died in vain https://t.co/86r0D8UNxsâ kuribucha (@kuribucha)1546919036.0
One person had the courage to admit that they, too, had once prepared unseasoned chicken.
@corihealey @PolitikMasFina When I was of an age to have housemates, that was cooking. Most of us grow out of it.â redactor (@redactor)1546917490.0
But another Twitter user encouraged them to keep their mouth shut.
@jimpur887 @corihealey @PolitikMasFina Those were verrry dark times that should never ever be spoken of lolâ SVA đ (@SVA đ)1546946359.0
Best wishes to Cori's boyfriend's roommate. May their taste buds one day be awoken.