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It is hard to shock the internet but Twitter user @corihealey succeeded in doing so when she posted pictures of her boyfriend's roommate's unseasoned chicken in the oven.
The Maryland native rushed to Twitter yesterday after she got a glimpse of her boyfriend's roommate's cooking.
She introduced the disturbing images, saying:
"Y'all wanna get upset by the lack of seasoning on my boyfriends roommates chicken with me"
I am DISTRAUGHT https://t.co/NHh7DI7A3S— Esmarelda Fitzmonster (@Esmarelda Fitzmonster) 1546905844.0
She decided the one image wouldn't suffice, so she posted another at a different angle.
"I am DISTRAUGHT"
She concluded by simply saying, "Pray for him."
What does one do with three oven-baked, unseasoned chicken breasts?
Twitter definitely does not know, and is equally as "distraught" by the images.
@corihealey @discoscientist It’s horrifying it’s like watching Sponges bake— she wears a disguise to look like human guys (@she wears a disguise to look like human guys) 1546913945.0
@corihealey i showed it to my family 😂😂 https://t.co/6CemySVqY7— vanessa♡ (@vanessa♡) 1546912327.0
@corihealey I can taste the sadness.— Jas. ✊🏾 (@Jas. ✊🏾) 1546913436.0
I thought these were sea conches. https://t.co/osr4ZfNowL— user694201111 (@user694201111) 1546919087.0
@corihealey I’m convinced that’s just clay and this is some sort of sick joke— alex (@alex) 1546907411.0
@corihealey https://t.co/rQHUsbINCU— BonAppéDee | Hi I’m Dee | (@BonAppéDee | Hi I’m Dee |) 1546915553.0
@corihealey I'm almost comically white, and even I know that's not how you do chicken. You can do some wonderful t… https://t.co/AYhxdn0Zu9— Madeline Hunter (she/her) (@Madeline Hunter (she/her)) 1546913940.0
Vegans Meat eaters 🤝 This bird died in vain https://t.co/86r0D8UNxs— Neutral Milk Kuribohtel (@Neutral Milk Kuribohtel) 1546919036.0
One person had the courage to admit that they, too, had once prepared unseasoned chicken.
@corihealey @PolitikMasFina When I was of an age to have housemates, that was cooking. Most of us grow out of it.— redactor (@redactor) 1546917490.0
But another Twitter user encouraged them to keep their mouth shut.
@jimpur887 @corihealey @PolitikMasFina Those were verrry dark times that should never ever be spoken of lol— Astrel 🎈 (@Astrel 🎈) 1546946359.0
Best wishes to Cori's boyfriend's roommate. May their taste buds one day be awoken.