It's been more than 5 years since Donald Trump defeated Hillary Clinton in the 2016 presidential election, but the right-wing is still obsessed with the former Democratic Secretary of State.
And on the heels of the dubious claim that Clinton's 2016 campaign "spied" on Trump's, the right is in a tizzy about her all over again. So of course, former attorney to former Republican President Donald Trump had to go on far-right television this week to crow about the right-wing's favorite villainess.
That's embarrassing enough, but then Giuliani went on to claim he has a secret trove of "evidence" against Clinton stashed in his "bedroom... or my den." Um... okay then.
See the moment below.
Giuliani says he has yet to be revealed evidence in his bedroom\u2026 or his den actuallypic.twitter.com/SAK6kPJCZy— Acyn (@Acyn) 1644980867
Giuliani was on Newsmax to talk about the recent findings from special counsel John Durham, appointed by former Attorney General Bill Barr to investigate the origins of the Robert Mueller-led probe into Russian meddling in the 2016 election.
Naturally, the right, and Trump himself, have seized upon Durham's filing as evidence that Clinton is a diabolical criminal mastermind who illegally spied on Trump's campaign, none of which is true, as stated in the filing itself.
But checkmate, federal government, because Giuliani has all the evidence!Just stashed away in his bedroom for seven years, apparently.
As he told the unhinged propagandists at Newsmax:
"There's a lot more to come out... They may feel that it's gobbledygook, but it's gobbledygook that's supported by about a thousand pieces of evidence, none of which have been revealed yet."
"I happen to have it in my bedroom, or my den actually. I've had it there for years--as well as the fraudulent election. Both."
Weird that Giuliani has had "about a thousand pieces of evidence" chilling in his boudoir for years--which could even be a federal crime if true--but the Department of Justice wasn't able to get their hands on it. Makes you think!
Of course, the internet had a field day mocking Giuliani--especially since the last time we heard about Giuliani's bedroom was when he got lured into it by Borat Subsequent Moviefilm actress Maria Bakalova for an interview and almost exposed himself on hidden camera after he mistook the whole thing for a sex invite.
As you might expect, the Twitter roasts came in super hot.
Alexa, worst pick up lineshttps://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1493784141875220484\u00a0\u2026— Stonekettle (@Stonekettle) 1644981171
I think Sacha Baron Cohen saw thathttps://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1493784141875220484\u00a0\u2026— Thor Benson (@Thor Benson) 1644982673
If there's one guy who should try really hard not to put "evidence" and "bedroom" in the same sentence, it's Rudy G.https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1493784141875220484\u00a0\u2026— P\u00e9 (@P\u00e9) 1644986919
We know how this movie ends https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1493784141875220484\u00a0\u2026pic.twitter.com/e3PVon15O6— Artist formerly known as Deven Nunez Cow (@Artist formerly known as Deven Nunez Cow) 1644981748
.\nI'll bet he's got 'yet to be disclosed evidence'. https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1493784141875220484\u00a0\u2026pic.twitter.com/Kc5BLf4YkU— \ud83c\udf0a\ud83c\udf0a\ud83c\udf0aWayne The Philosopher\ud83c\udf0a\ud83c\udf0a\ud83c\udf0a (@\ud83c\udf0a\ud83c\udf0a\ud83c\udf0aWayne The Philosopher\ud83c\udf0a\ud83c\udf0a\ud83c\udf0a) 1644981724
Den of Thieves?\nDen of Rats?\nDen of Iniquity?https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1493784141875220484\u00a0\u2026— \u00af\____( \u30c4 )____/\u00af (@\u00af\____( \u30c4 )____/\u00af) 1645106027
I do not want to see anything come out of his bedroom.https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1493784141875220484\u00a0\u2026— Paulette Feeney (@Paulette Feeney) 1644987618
"Let me show you my etchings" has...devolved...https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1493784141875220484\u00a0\u2026— Louis R. Bridgeman (@Louis R. Bridgeman) 1644982980
Guiliani isn't sure where the evidence is that's going to "come out", I'm guessing it's in the same place Borat filmed.https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1493784141875220484\u00a0\u2026— James Head (@James Head) 1645040270
At least Rudy is honest about hiding evidence for years in his bedroom or denhttps://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1493784141875220484\u00a0\u2026— Paul van der Meer (@Paul van der Meer) 1644991137
Oh Rudy, never change.
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