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How many of you gays have ever been put in the awkward position of explaining what poppers are to one or both of your parents?
When did you reveal to your parents that Amyl Nitrate was in fact, NOT videotape cleaner?
@ohseatow's mom unfortunately came across his bottle of poppers while volunteering to clean the floor of his car.
"Is this what I think it is?" she begins.
MY MOM FOUND MY BOTTLE OF POPPERS WHILE VOLUNTEERING TO CLEAN THE FLOOR OF MY CAR 💀💀💀💀 https://t.co/a08OTem2rc— 🎄🎁 holly jolly old gaymer™ 🎁🎄 (@🎄🎁 holly jolly old gaymer™ 🎁🎄) 1575609748.0
"What do you think it is?" he asks.
"...Semen?" she replies.
"NO!!!!!" he replies, thankful that It's not what she thought it was after all.
@ohseatow Ok but why is she so cute 😂😂— Anastasia Beaverhausen (@Anastasia Beaverhausen) 1575640526.0
@ohseatow Next time tell your mom it’s an emergency drug. It’s called amyl nitrite and it can be used to relieve ch… https://t.co/TpevSHvHuX— ich liebe dick (@ich liebe dick) 1575644279.0
@ohseatow “Is this drugs?” “Wellllll..no...well” https://t.co/odDidbJyAp— Justin (@Justin) 1575667161.0
@ohseatow “Semen?....” https://t.co/kVFxWO8R2F— Jordan Howarth #SongsForYou (@Jordan Howarth #SongsForYou) 1575651665.0
@ohseatow Your mom thinks you carry jizz in a little bottle?— JasunMarkXXX (@JasunMarkXXX) 1575654718.0
Gay men don't usually keep semen in a little bottle, for the record.
The next moment turned urgent when she accidentally sniffed the poppers.
For those of you still wondering what poppers are:
"Poppers are widely used as recreational drugs, especially on the gay scene, and are typically taken as fumes inhaled directly from small bottles. Poppers are cheap and easy to acquire, often sold as a room deodorizer or as sex enhancers in sex shops, although their use carries significant risks."
So the only way to use poppers is to sniff them. AND SHE SNIFFED THEM.
@ohseatow Bless this womans heart lmao— Jacob And Harley (GayVN) (@Jacob And Harley (GayVN)) 1575677945.0
@ohseatow She is sooooo cool.... my mom would be screaming, crying, hitting and dragging my ass to rehab lol this video is hilarious— KING R/.\🖤RN,MSNI (@KING R/.\🖤RN,MSNI) 1575676868.0
@ohseatow My mom found my bottle in my room once and I told her it was gay stuff and she made the smart decision to… https://t.co/IrORJZYYpy— THE BIG NEX (@THE BIG NEX) 1575678581.0
@ohseatow She’s so precious omg— gill bill (@gill bill) 1575671551.0
@ohseatow Why did she think it was SEMEN🤣— Damien Lysander (@Damien Lysander) 1575721278.0
Poppers are really used during sex for gay men and they are a very awkward thing to try and explain to one's parents.
@ohseatow OMG I DIED WHEN SHE SNIFFED IT WHY DID YOU NOT WARN HERRRR— 🍗jolly?🎄 & tired *insert witty name* (@🍗jolly?🎄 & tired *insert witty name*) 1575619736.0
@ohseatow @robbiehendersxn @sophiamaguire_ https://t.co/BC7yLwkvFc— abbie 🍉 (@abbie 🍉) 1575655811.0
@ohseatow @jaeseabeans 😂 your mom so cute and she looks so young!— Mark J Steve (@Mark J Steve) 1575716954.0
@ohseatow https://t.co/zaTzLMEFSL— yobuttbutt🔜snails12/12/19 (@yobuttbutt🔜snails12/12/19) 1575674397.0
@ohseatow This is really sweet— jolly javi 🌈🎄 (@jolly javi 🌈🎄) 1575674537.0
Gays, before you go home for the holidays, make sure your car floors are clear.
Otherwise you may find yourself having the same awkward conversation.