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People Reveal The Absolute Worst Thing Anyone's Ever Told Them In Bed

People Reveal The Absolute Worst Thing Anyone's Ever Told Them In Bed

A woman hides under a bed sheet

What is wrong with people?

Have we lost all sense of decorum?

I get that people need to speak their minds, but there are some moments where silence is the better option.

When you're naked and intimate with someone, it's best to not be mean.

I would've thought that would be a given.

Unless they're mean or creepy than do what you must.

But when you're alone in bed with a partner, partners, whatever, can't we put our best foot forward?


Redditor bipolar_bear76765 wanted to hear about the worst things we've heard in an intimate situation, they asked:

"What’s the worst thing anyone has ever told you in bed?"

If I have nothing nice to say, I just leave.

Follow my lead.

Over It

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"I'm not attracted to you anymore. It wasn't during sex but it was still in bed."

Pennywise626

Hold Me

"I don't think you're sexy but you're really good for a cuddle."

JasonPassley

"I know the first and I love cuddling."

Fun-Agent-7667

"Even though I can see how this could’ve been hurtful, especially if you might’ve wanted to be considered more than 'cuddle material,' were you at least able to cuddle your way into self-soothing? Lol."

"Best vibes and hope you have fared well."

Famous-Somewhere-751

Wrong Number

"I got called a mistake immediately after. I had feelings for her and had had these feelings for her for years."

"I thought we would never actually be anything. She was the high school crush that ended up moving away and lost all contact. Through some crazy weird circumstances we ran into each other years later. We had been flirting like crazy for weeks. She immediately cut all contact. Pain."

throwthisoneoutdude

That was quick...

"That she had sex with a friend of mine like 20 minutes earlier."

REDDIT

"I had sex with someone last year who right after we finished proclaimed that she had a boyfriend. Fast forward a year and indeed, they're engaged and sh*t like that.. HOW THE F**!!"

REDDIT

"I had sex a few times with my housemate’s girlfriend. He was completely ok with it as they had an open relationship. She suggested it to me while the three of us were drinking together. He was fully supportive of it, I even took him aside when she went to the bathroom to make sure he wasn’t just saying it for her. It was a bit odd, but we all knew it was a no strings attached deal and it worked out fine in the long run."

bg-j38

Pardon Me?

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"You can use one of my boyfriend's condoms. They're in the drawer, but they're probably too big."

InsomniumGatherum

"A lot of dudes who wear a magnum have no business wearing a magnum."

redrosebeetle

Lord, I need a bleach bath.

Stop!

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"Just lost my hair due to heath concerns, was pretty embarrassed about it."

"He looks down and goes, 'Can you stop? You look like a man from this angle.' Oof."

Reddit

Recoil

“'You make me feel dirty when you touch me.' Happened over 40 years ago and it still crawls under my skin."

wyoflyboy68

Tick-Tock

“'Just hurry and finish.' Two or three minutes in, she said it with a look of pure disgust."

Cultist902

We What?

"We have herpes, now."

420_Traveller

"I could be wrong, but in some places it’s a crime to knowingly infect someone. At least, I do know of civil cases where people were able to sue for damages when someone knowingly had sex with them without disclosing their STD status."

Improvised0

Well people really are the worst at times. Be sure to pick your bedfellows accordingly.

Do you have any experiences to share? Let us know in the comments below.

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