The latest call by conservatives to boycott takes the cake—or the sausage, as the case may be.
Right-wingers are threatening to boycott the Cracker Barrel chain of restaurants in retaliation for their decision to add a plant-based sausage option to their menu, and perhaps nothing has been more on-brand.
According to the angered conservatives, Cracker Barrel's choice to include a vegan option indicates they've "gone woke." No mention in their calls for boycotts about "cancel culture"—which they also often rant about.
The backlash began pretty much immediately after Cracker Barrel announced the addition of the popular Impossible-brand item on social media.
In a Facebook post, Cracker Barrel included an upbeat caption announcing the move, which read:
"Discover new meat frontiers. Experience the out of this world flavor of Impossible Sausage Made From Plants next time you Build Your Own Breakfast."
But conservatives were not feeling the excited over "new meat frontiers" to say the least.
Their comments on both Facebook and Instagram immediately filled up with people angry insisting they'll never eat at Cracker Barrel again.
And as always with conservatives, the offensive thing about vegan sausage is apparently that it's "woke."
One comment read:
"We don't eat in an old country store for woke burgers."
Another took things a couple steps further:
"You just lost the customer base; congratulations on being woke and going broke."
\u201cEveryone\u2019s having a normal one on the Cracker Barrel Facebook page\u201d— phantom of the opera\u2019s dong (@phantom of the opera\u2019s dong) 1659464066
\u201cDesperately need a \u201cProud of my Plant Sausage\u201d bumper sticker\u201d— phantom of the opera\u2019s dong (@phantom of the opera\u2019s dong) 1659464066
\u201cBased\u201d— phantom of the opera\u2019s dong (@phantom of the opera\u2019s dong) 1659464066
Pretty dramatic for a demographic who constantly calls liberals "snowflakes."
Of course vegan meat substitutes are far from new, even in mega-chain restaurants. Even Burger King has had Impossible Whoppers and nuggets for three years now, and McDonald's is said to be testing a plant-based burger.
But for conservatives this seems to be some sort of American apocalypse.
On Twitter, people could not believe the ridiculousness.
\u201cConservatives are actually angry at Cracker Barrel for serving vegan impossible meat, calling them woke, and still thinking that leftists are the snowflakes.\n\nIt\u2014it\u2019s just food. It\u2019s literally just food.\u201d— Sarah Allis (@Sarah Allis) 1659534902
\u201cRepublican Party in a nutshell: Cracker Barrel ADDED vegan sausage to the menu. People, THAT HAVE LOST NOTHING, are so outraged at the idea of someone else being convenienced that they are now threatening to boycott the chain.\u201d— Monica Valenzuela\ud83c\udf0a\ud83c\udf08\u270a\ud83c\udfff\u270a\ud83c\udffe\u270a\ud83c\udffd\u270a\ud83c\udffc\u2640\ufe0f\u262e\ufe0f (@Monica Valenzuela\ud83c\udf0a\ud83c\udf08\u270a\ud83c\udfff\u270a\ud83c\udffe\u270a\ud83c\udffd\u270a\ud83c\udffc\u2640\ufe0f\u262e\ufe0f) 1659840211
\u201cConservatives when Cracker Barrel started having vegan options\u201d— Trey (@Trey) 1659537810
\u201cMAGA on Cracker Barrel's racist & homophobic history: "Eh, that's ok. We like their food."\n\nMAGA on Cracker Barrel serving Plant-based Vegan Meat: "Once you go woke, you go broke. I'll never eat there again."\n\nI'm sorry, who are the snowflakes again?\u201d— The Jewish Ginger Resister (@The Jewish Ginger Resister) 1659938021
\u201cAdding you look like you got mad at the cracker barrel vegan sausage to my bag of insults.\u201d— Jer (@Jer) 1659842082
\u201cCRACKER BARREL: we\u2019re introducing vegan options for those who want them but changing absolutely nothing else\nREPUBLICANS: THIS IS WORSE THAN 9/11\u201d— Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA (@Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA) 1659557966
\u201cIf you're mad about Cracker Barrel, you are right to be. Impossible sausage is only the beginning. We're coming for you're whole menu. But it's too late. You lost. America is now a vegan country, and we\u2019re not going back.\u201d— rodney grim (@rodney grim) 1659556212
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\u201cDo I have this right?\n\nCracker Barrel is adding vegan sausage, not removing anything...and people are threatening to boycott? Is this right.\n\nBecause that's 100% full on cultish nutsery.\n\nBoycotting something that doesn't affect them 1 bit.\u201d— MacTavish the Grumpy \ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8\ud83c\udff4\udb40\udc67\udb40\udc62\udb40\udc73\udb40\udc63\udb40\udc74\udb40\udc7f\ud83c\udf4d (@MacTavish the Grumpy \ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8\ud83c\udff4\udb40\udc67\udb40\udc62\udb40\udc73\udb40\udc63\udb40\udc74\udb40\udc7f\ud83c\udf4d) 1659837023
\u201c@whyangelinawhy If you figure out how to make a sausage patty out of plants, it's "woke". The word that was supposed to be used to describe people who got offended about everything is now only used by people who get offended about everything.\u201d— phantom of the opera\u2019s dong (@phantom of the opera\u2019s dong) 1659464066
For their part, Cracker Barrel seems unfazed by the controversy.
They told Insider:
"At Cracker Barrel, we're always exploring opportunities to expand how our guests experience breakfast and provide choices to satisfy every taste bud."
Sounds like another example of free market capitalism that conservatives worship above all else simply doing its job.