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With each passing day, like an ever-hungry beast of humor, Twitter finds and devours a new meme to bring pleasure to the millions of people who use it.
The newest entry into the ever-expanding meme canon features a badly-drawn calculator and people's personal calculations.
Simply put, people use the meme to state the facts as simply and straightforwardly as possible...even when the "facts" are more personal opinions than anything else.
According to my calculations... ━━━━━ ━━ ┃Adults who | ┃are obsessed ┃ | with Disney are| | psychopaths… https://t.co/wI08P7e0m6— Max Grossman (@Max Grossman)1554683819.0
according to my calculations.. ━━━━━ ━━ ┃ close the | ┃ door to my ┃ ┃room when you leave… https://t.co/fI7VpP0jD4— 𝒶𝓁𝑜𝑒 𝓋𝑒𝓇𝒶 (@𝒶𝓁𝑜𝑒 𝓋𝑒𝓇𝒶)1554569228.0
according to my calculations... ━━━━━ ━━ ┃ seaworld is ┃ ┃ still terrible ┃ ┃ ┃ └━━━… https://t.co/707IUE5OLF— liv (@liv)1554257317.0
Some people's calculations revealed some sad truths about themselves.
according to my calculations ━━━━━ ━━ ┃ i am | ┃ a fucking ┃ ┃ clown ┃ └━━━… https://t.co/BtdkN0qrnN— eden 🌹 (@eden 🌹)1554574511.0
according to my calculations.. ━━━━━ ━━ ┃ thats not | ┃ my problem ┃ └━━━━━━ ┘ 7 ┃ 8┃ 9┃ / ┃ ━┛… https://t.co/DgTNJJmgrz— rachel hansen (@rachel hansen)1554670663.0
A lot of the math on these calculations was left unexplained.
according to my calculations.. ━━━━━ ━━ ┃ bisexual | ┃ lesbians ┃ ┃ dont… https://t.co/ZpMycVMiRp— k (@k)1554677325.0
According to my calculations... ━━━━━ ━━ ┃ ┃ I’m still. ┃ ┃ Broke.… https://t.co/35E9EpsHMk— Ishan Ali 🇧🇩 (@Ishan Ali 🇧🇩)1554736649.0
according to my calculations.. ━━━━━ ━━ ┃ | ┃ i’m the shit. ┃ ┃ └━━━━━━ ┘ 7 ┃… https://t.co/y4GMbMim77— nina🧜🏽♀️ (@nina🧜🏽♀️)1554536571.0
In other cases, the conclusions seemed pretty obvious.
According to my calculations.. ━━━━━ ━━ ┃ | ┃ i’m gay ┃ ┃… https://t.co/7BbQh4LUt8— Arthur is on T! (@Arthur is on T!)1554500194.0
according to my calculations.. ━━━━━ ━━ ┃ taylor swift | ┃didn’t deserve┃ ┃any of the hate she’s eve… https://t.co/IsiyUWVhSe— izzy 💗 (@izzy 💗)1554524607.0
A couple of the memes even seemed to feature what appeared to be real math!
According to my calculations: ∆ = b² - 4 a c -b± √∆ x1.8 = ———— 2a Tony Stark deserves to live.— Alia Saw ︽✵︽ (@Alia Saw ︽✵︽)1554525146.0
according to my calculations... ━━━━━ ━━ ┃im going slightly | ┃mad is illegally ┃ | underrated |… https://t.co/r0HYspPGY1— maxie♡.*✧ (@maxie♡.*✧)1554805994.0
Some of the facts presented were painful...but what's one to say? The calculations were airtight.
According to my calculations.. ━━━━━ ━━ ┃The Cowboys | ┃haven’t won a┃ ┃Super Bowl in | | 23 Years… https://t.co/oXDUfO9bcV— Eagles Nation (@Eagles Nation)1554565896.0
Other uses of the meme seemed to be not-so-subtly aimed at personal situations in the authors' lives.
according to my calculations... ━━━━━ ━━ ┃ don’t talk to | ┃ me only when | ┃it's convenient | to… https://t.co/mcBjJciFIL— mon (@mon)1554607604.0
All in all, however, the meme has proven versatile enough to spread like wildfire across Twitter!
According To My Calculations.. ━━━━━ ━━ ┃ Britian Blew ┃ ┃ A Thirteen ┃ ┃ Colony Lead ┃ └━━━━━━ ┘ 7 ┃ 8┃… https://t.co/OeJxFTLtEU— Zach (@Zach)1554518738.0
According to my calculations: ━━━━━━━ ┃ Actions speak ┃ ┃ louder than ┃ ┃ ur fake clout ┃ seeki… https://t.co/vKrnwHbglR— Kourtney (@Kourtney)1554492932.0
according to my calculations... ━━━━━ ━━ ┃ I need ┃ ┃ love & ┃ affection ┃… https://t.co/C2EZSIQ3ct— sad but ok💔 (@sad but ok💔)1554570104.0
according to my calculations ━━━━━ ━━ | imma be a raver| ┃ til the ┃ ┃ mothafuckin ┃ ┃ day… https://t.co/zkTSSB34WC— 🌈Nessah PLUR Mamí ♐️🔜EDCLV2019 (@🌈Nessah PLUR Mamí ♐️🔜EDCLV2019)1554266853.0
According to my calculations...this meme is a worthy champion, and will be remembered for all time on Twitter.