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Border Patrol Agent Dennis Dickey has pleaded guilty to setting off explosives to reveal the sex of his unborn child and starting a wildfire.
The Sawmill Fire started by the off-duty patrol agent caused $8 million worth of damage in Arizona in April 2017. Dickey was charged with a misdemeanor, and given five years probation for firing a rifle at a target he had set up with a highly explosive colored substance that would reveal the sex of the baby.
Dickey immediately called the fire department and took responsibility for the disastrous decision. He was also sentenced to pay $8 million in restitution.
In addition, Dickey will make a public service announcement regarding fire safety.
An off-duty border patrol agent pleaded guilty Friday to starting the Sawmill Fire, which caused $8 million worth o… https://t.co/jHZI1c8IFy— KTAR News (@KTAR News)1538191800.0
People were not feeling a whole lot of sympathy.
HE SAID: "I feel absolutely horrible about it. It was PROBABLY one of the worst days of my life." HE DID: Set fire… https://t.co/z3rZH3hcyJ— Scott Ott (@Scott Ott)1538224282.0
Yeah, that day sucked, says the guy who nearly burned down Sonoita. https://t.co/OWWQh4Vn7i https://t.co/AggFrvIbwO— Peter Sibley (@Peter Sibley)1538176029.0
@petesibley What he meant was https://t.co/MiohaL94dr— Jessica B #Resistance🌊 (@Jessica B #Resistance🌊)1538338190.0
@petesibley Notice how it’s always the worst day of their life, but not the lives of those who become victims of their stupidity?— Hlaoroo⚜️ (@Hlaoroo⚜️)1538344125.0
@petesibley Very Dickey of him if you ask me.— Priscila (@Priscila)1538386307.0
@petesibley Under Statement of the Year award goes to this guy ...... also he’s not sure if it was one of the worst… https://t.co/QNV4FlQcSe— kparis (@kparis)1538375740.0
But ultimately, people really just wanted to know one thing—
@petesibley So is it a girl or boy— annarose ♡ (@annarose ♡)1538347955.0
@petesibley ...so boy or girl?— Fire Marshall Bill👮 (@Fire Marshall Bill👮)1538347844.0
@petesibley Was it a boy or girl ?— meme man (@meme man)1538373630.0
@petesibley Was it a boy or a girl?— Justine ThompsonBall (@Justine ThompsonBall)1538342854.0
@KTAR923 https://t.co/s87K6pz6bw— Santos Alcala JR (@Santos Alcala JR)1538333798.0
Okay, make that two things.
@KTAR923 @BCfiveever Where is he going to get 8 mil?— LostAddicted (@LostAddicted)1538370485.0
@KTAR923 Guy will be working till the day he drops dead.— Stacey (@Stacey)1538344296.0
@KTAR923 “He agreed to a sentence of five years’ probation and will pay over $8 million in restitution,” Where do… https://t.co/4npxVrnzlA— M Riley (@M Riley)1538342770.0
@KTAR923 How does he pay over $8M in restitution? How much $$ does he make as a Border Patrol Agent?— Cat West (@Cat West)1538336618.0
Ultimately though—
@KTAR923 Expecting a baby is exciting and you should celebrate, but calm the fuck down with these gender reveals.— D.J. Hartshorn (@D.J. Hartshorn)1538342743.0
@KTAR923 Perhaps this will be the end if the stupid gender reveal parties— Michelle (@Michelle)1538342880.0
@KTAR923 .This whole baby reveal nonsense is out of control. In my day, we just told people what the ultrasound sho… https://t.co/fd0kaVWAqa— Christine E (@Christine E)1538350658.0
Because truth be told—
@KTAR923 Gender reveal parties are so dumb. No one cares about your baby or it’s gender, signed every fucking person.— PSOne Boi (@PSOne Boi)1538334178.0
So to wrap it up, no one cares the sex of your baby, but if you must announce it, please do so without explosives and firearms.
H/T: Daily Beast, KTAR