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The Deplorables Choir—a trio of women in MAGA hats that ask people on YouTube to send them money via PayPal so they can "ROCK" the entertainment industry—just released their latest song.
"Real Women Vote For Trump" is a feast for the senses, full of intelligent lyrical phrases and sweeping melodies.
Just kidding.
It's about as good as one might expect.
It features a laundry list of things the Deplorables don't care if you are, like:
Deplorables Choir/YouTube
And:
Deplorables Choir/YouTube
From there the song goes into a chorus letting us all know that any woman who did not vote Trump was a replicant.
Or something.
Cyborgs? Pod people? Three raccoons in a trench coat? Who knows?
Anyway, the actual human type female persons...
Deplorables Choir/YouTube
...voted for Trump...
Deplorables Choir/YouTube
...because they dislike things like equal pay and making decisions about their own body.
Based on the strength of their latest effort, people online felt the Deplorables Choir needed a little rebranding. Choir usually implies more than one singer with two backup head bobbers on the chorus.
So the call was made to find them a new name.
Ask, and ye shall receive!
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@garethbotha/Twitter
@garethbotha @travisakers I so thought this was going to be Guns N’ racists— Betsey Burgin (@Betsey Burgin) 1563319099.0
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@ManlnTheHoody @HoarseWisperer @travisakers Josie & the Pussygrabbers— Just Only John (@Just Only John) 1563327324.0
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Beyonce' would probably rather not be associated with this mess.Giphy
@davidmweissman @travisakers The “next unpaid opening act for a Trump rally”... too long?— Andrew Kimmel (@Andrew Kimmel) 1563295287.0
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@lifesafeast @travisakers https://t.co/S7AxaUpDr2— David Weissman (@David Weissman) 1563300697.0
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@manyban2 @travisakers 5 seconds of dumber— Supra Elongata (@Supra Elongata) 1563473677.0
No word on what name Deplorables will choose, but they've got hundreds to pick from.
As for their latest musical effort, it finished on a high with the declaration...
Deplorables Choir/YouTube
...and proof they can HABLA ESPANOL...
Deplorables Choir/YouTube
...and...
Deplorables Choir/YouTube
Well, that explains a lot.
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