John Stamos reading thirsty tweets out loud? Have Mercy!
The infamous actor and musician has been inspiring crushes around the world since his days as Uncle Jesse on Full House. These days, Stamos portrays a shady, sleezy psychiatrist named Dr. Nicky on the thriller series You - and yes, even at 55, this man is somehow still as gorgeous as ever.
Watch as he reads some seriously thirsty tweets about himself and reacts accordingly:
His reactions are so wholesome.
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There were countless mentions of Uncle Jesse:
But then again, would you expect anything less? Uncle Jesse was a crush that spanned across generations.
uncle jesse from full house was 110% my first love— ˡᵃᵘʳᵉⁿ (@ˡᵃᵘʳᵉⁿ)1533431803.0
Someone even made a mention of the iconic mullet which somehow worked on him:
Has anyone else ever been able to rock a mullet and not look ridiculous? Nope.
We all might've fantasized about those luscious locks, but Stamos cringes at his old hairstyle:
"I look at my hair and I'm like 'what was I thinking?' It's like a crow died on my head or something"
Shout out to @JohnStamos for being the only person to ever look hot with a mullet, I mean come on uncle Jesse, cut… https://t.co/pa6Ri48377— Carolyn Robbins (@Carolyn Robbins)1547063649.0
If John Stamos wasn't your first crush, you're lying. And if you didn't think he was still hot in fuller house, you're lying again.— Disordered Diaries (@Disordered Diaries)1456708357.0
He poked fun at his former co-star and good friend, Bob Saget:
Could he be using some sort of witchcraft to stay so devilishly handsome?
what the hell kind of witchcraft is john stamos doing bc that man is just like eternally beautiful— kate (@kate)1533524032.0
Nope, he chocks it all up to his mom, and those #blessed Greek genes.
Basically a modern Greek-American god.
We, too, would like to thank Loretta Stamos for bringing such a beautiful human being into this world.
Some fans wish they could be patients of Dr. Nicky...
Don't we all? Not according to Stamos:
"I found in my research that most therapists are more fucked up than their actual patients, and I think Dr. Nicky is."
I wish John Stamos was my therapist #You— Minister Rick (@Minister Rick)1547340693.0
Y’all @JohnStamos ages like fine wine...he only gets better with age 😍 #YouOnNetflix https://t.co/z5m3dpTckt— Trissy (@Trissy)1546973762.0
The point of this segment is that everyone is thirsty beyond belief over Stamos:
Please feel free to excuse yourselves and chug a water bottle or four and attempt to control the thirst. We understand.
Currently in the market for a sugar daddy. Requirements: -401k -willing to hook up your bank account to my Starbuc… https://t.co/GKb6n9Am9f— Alex (@Alex)1528770993.0
John Stamos is so powerful, how is it that at any age I want him to break my back like the seal on a water bottle— Dirty Dan (@Dirty Dan)1544853165.0
Season 2 of You will begin filming toward the end of this month, and although we haven't received an official debut date as of now, people are predicting the second season will be streaming on Netflix before 2020.
While it isn't confirmed, producers are considering weaving Dr. Nicky into Season 2. Everyone cross your fingers! We could always use more John Stamos in our lives.