Package's Brutal Description Of 'Regular' Spinach Versus Baby Spinach Has Twitter Feeling Attacked

Never thought I would relate to \u201cregular spinach\u201d so muchpic.twitter.com/ZUOjNOuV64

— Lori\u2019s Hard Chicagwa (@Lori\u2019s Hard Chicagwa) 1651698850

It\u2019s me. I\u2019m regular spinachhttps://twitter.com/DearSplenda/status/1521961407058743296\u00a0\u2026

— Dance Floor Darling (INFINITE DISCO VERSION) (@Dance Floor Darling (INFINITE DISCO VERSION)) 1651789772

I am old spinach.https://twitter.com/dearsplenda/status/1521961407058743296\u00a0\u2026

— Rena Strauss (@Rena Strauss) 1651785689

I was today years old when I discovered I was regular spinachhttps://twitter.com/DearSplenda/status/1521961407058743296\u00a0\u2026

— Psyche but Sexo (She/Her) (@Psyche but Sexo (She/Her)) 1651784858

Indeed. I still prefer "like a fine wine" over "like a regular spinach"https://twitter.com/DearSplenda/status/1521961407058743296\u00a0\u2026

— Bonnie LaFleur (@Bonnie LaFleur) 1651784589

Yepperspic.twitter.com/RJRwJmryeb

— Parene Doubt (@Parene Doubt) 1651783991

I, too, was once a baby spinach.https://twitter.com/dearsplenda/status/1521961407058743296\u00a0\u2026

— \ud83c\udff5sailorvenus\ud83e\udde1 (@\ud83c\udff5sailorvenus\ud83e\udde1) 1651779968

Lol it\u2019s okaypic.twitter.com/5D3dIe4w1T

— Cindy Lou Minotti gets loud (@Cindy Lou Minotti gets loud) 1651775941

*"Spartacus" voice*\nI AM REGULAR SPINACHhttps://twitter.com/DearSplenda/status/1521961407058743296\u00a0\u2026

— philadelphia jawn hurt (@philadelphia jawn hurt) 1651776998

i prefer regular spinach. They have more perspective. https://twitter.com/DearSplenda/status/1521961407058743296\u00a0\u2026pic.twitter.com/lNjegd6xhm

— FORTY DOLLARS?!?! (@FORTY DOLLARS?!?!) 1651769181

Sending you some big honking kale in solidarity. It\u2019s sweeter because it overwintered (aka been around the block and seen some shit!)pic.twitter.com/TVSRs1BJrV

— amelia abreu (@amelia abreu) 1651700178

When I worked at w*ole f**ds I remember reaching for some baby lettuce and a co-worker being like \u201cyeah you don\u2019t want that bitter ass grown up lettuce\u201d

— Taylor Kelley: Lady Waterpark of the Dells (@Taylor Kelley: Lady Waterpark of the Dells) 1651700884

I get it! Growing up I was taught to not buy Chinese broccoli that had flowered because it was too old. Once you've reproduced, your body's not the same.

— Amy CvH (@Amy CvH) 1651780518

We need to talk about the sadists that write packaging blurbshttps://twitter.com/DearSplenda/status/1521961407058743296\u00a0\u2026

— Elizabeth Bowen (@Elizabeth Bowen) 1651778015

Is ... Matt Gaetz writing spinach package copy now?https://twitter.com/DearSplenda/status/1521961407058743296\u00a0\u2026

— Always Be Historicizing \ud83e\udd43 (@Always Be Historicizing \ud83e\udd43) 1651771660

Some copywriter treated themselves to an extra glass of Chardonnay for that one.

— June Hathaway (@June Hathaway) 1651813900