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You ever felt insignificant? Unspecial? Regular degular shmegular? 
Us too. 
Maybe a little bitter—certainly more than you were as a fresh young sprout? Tougher as well?
Us too. 
Giphy
Know who else feels that way sometimes? 
Twitter. 
And also, apparently, spinach. 
Giphy
At least according to the description on one brand's package. 
Or maybe the copywriter poured their soul into their work a little too much? 
Take a look. 
Never thought I would relate to \u201cregular spinach\u201d so muchpic.twitter.com/ZUOjNOuV64
 — Lori\u2019s Hard Chicagwa (@Lori\u2019s Hard Chicagwa)
        1651698850
The bitterness that comes with age, loss of the sweet tenderness of youth, somebody you don't even know passive-aggressively attacking you when you're just minding your own business... 
It all felt so familiar to Twitter. 
It\u2019s me. I\u2019m regular spinachhttps://twitter.com/DearSplenda/status/1521961407058743296\u00a0\u2026
 — Dance Floor Darling (INFINITE DISCO VERSION) (@Dance Floor Darling (INFINITE DISCO VERSION))
        1651789772

I am old spinach.https://twitter.com/dearsplenda/status/1521961407058743296\u00a0\u2026
 — Rena Strauss (@Rena Strauss)
        1651785689

I was today years old when I discovered I was regular spinachhttps://twitter.com/DearSplenda/status/1521961407058743296\u00a0\u2026
 — Psyche but Sexo (She/Her) (@Psyche but Sexo (She/Her))
        1651784858

Indeed.  I still prefer "like a fine wine" over "like a regular spinach"https://twitter.com/DearSplenda/status/1521961407058743296\u00a0\u2026
 — Bonnie LaFleur (@Bonnie LaFleur)
        1651784589
Yepperspic.twitter.com/RJRwJmryeb
 — Parene Doubt (@Parene Doubt)
        1651783991
I, too, was once a baby spinach.https://twitter.com/dearsplenda/status/1521961407058743296\u00a0\u2026
 — \ud83c\udff5sailorvenus\ud83e\udde1 (@\ud83c\udff5sailorvenus\ud83e\udde1)
        1651779968

Lol it\u2019s okaypic.twitter.com/5D3dIe4w1T
 — Cindy Lou Minotti gets loud (@Cindy Lou Minotti gets loud)
        1651775941
*"Spartacus" voice*\nI AM REGULAR SPINACHhttps://twitter.com/DearSplenda/status/1521961407058743296\u00a0\u2026
 — philadelphia jawn hurt (@philadelphia jawn hurt)
        1651776998

i prefer regular spinach. They have more perspective. https://twitter.com/DearSplenda/status/1521961407058743296\u00a0\u2026pic.twitter.com/lNjegd6xhm
 — FORTY DOLLARS?!?! (@FORTY DOLLARS?!?!)
        1651769181
But spinach isn't the only one out here people are vibing with.
Sending you some big honking kale in solidarity. It\u2019s sweeter because it overwintered (aka been around the block and seen some shit!)pic.twitter.com/TVSRs1BJrV
 — amelia abreu (@amelia abreu)
        1651700178

When I worked at w*ole f**ds I remember reaching for some baby lettuce and a co-worker being like \u201cyeah you don\u2019t want that bitter ass grown up lettuce\u201d
 — Taylor Kelley: Lady Waterpark of the Dells (@Taylor Kelley: Lady Waterpark of the Dells)
        1651700884
I get it! Growing up I was taught to not buy Chinese broccoli that had flowered because it was too old. Once you've reproduced, your body's not the same.
 — Amy CvH (@Amy CvH)
        1651780518

And of course there was consideration for the person behind the description. 
We need to talk about the sadists that write packaging blurbshttps://twitter.com/DearSplenda/status/1521961407058743296\u00a0\u2026
 — Elizabeth Bowen (@Elizabeth Bowen)
        1651778015

Is ... Matt Gaetz writing spinach package copy now?https://twitter.com/DearSplenda/status/1521961407058743296\u00a0\u2026
 — Always Be Historicizing \ud83e\udd43 (@Always Be Historicizing \ud83e\udd43)
        1651771660
Some copywriter treated themselves to an extra glass of Chardonnay for that one.
 — June Hathaway (@June Hathaway)
        1651813900
It's Monday.
Why not start the week off with some self honesty?
Now go get the week, you regular spinaches.
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You ever felt insignificant? Unspecial? Regular degular shmegular?

Us too.

Maybe a little bitter—certainly more than you were as a fresh young sprout? Tougher as well?

Us too.

Giphy

Know who else feels that way sometimes?

Twitter.

And also, apparently, spinach.

Giphy

At least according to the description on one brand's package.

Or maybe the copywriter poured their soul into their work a little too much?

Take a look.

Never thought I would relate to \u201cregular spinach\u201d so muchpic.twitter.com/ZUOjNOuV64
— Lori\u2019s Hard Chicagwa (@Lori\u2019s Hard Chicagwa) 1651698850

The bitterness that comes with age, loss of the sweet tenderness of youth, somebody you don't even know passive-aggressively attacking you when you're just minding your own business...

It all felt so familiar to Twitter.

It\u2019s me. I\u2019m regular spinachhttps://twitter.com/DearSplenda/status/1521961407058743296\u00a0\u2026
— Dance Floor Darling (INFINITE DISCO VERSION) (@Dance Floor Darling (INFINITE DISCO VERSION)) 1651789772

I am old spinach.https://twitter.com/dearsplenda/status/1521961407058743296\u00a0\u2026
— Rena Strauss (@Rena Strauss) 1651785689

I was today years old when I discovered I was regular spinachhttps://twitter.com/DearSplenda/status/1521961407058743296\u00a0\u2026
— Psyche but Sexo (She/Her) (@Psyche but Sexo (She/Her)) 1651784858

Indeed. I still prefer "like a fine wine" over "like a regular spinach"https://twitter.com/DearSplenda/status/1521961407058743296\u00a0\u2026
— Bonnie LaFleur (@Bonnie LaFleur) 1651784589

Yepperspic.twitter.com/RJRwJmryeb
— Parene Doubt (@Parene Doubt) 1651783991

I, too, was once a baby spinach.https://twitter.com/dearsplenda/status/1521961407058743296\u00a0\u2026
— \ud83c\udff5sailorvenus\ud83e\udde1 (@\ud83c\udff5sailorvenus\ud83e\udde1) 1651779968

Lol it\u2019s okaypic.twitter.com/5D3dIe4w1T
— Cindy Lou Minotti gets loud (@Cindy Lou Minotti gets loud) 1651775941

*"Spartacus" voice*\nI AM REGULAR SPINACHhttps://twitter.com/DearSplenda/status/1521961407058743296\u00a0\u2026
— philadelphia jawn hurt (@philadelphia jawn hurt) 1651776998

i prefer regular spinach. They have more perspective. https://twitter.com/DearSplenda/status/1521961407058743296\u00a0\u2026pic.twitter.com/lNjegd6xhm
— FORTY DOLLARS?!?! (@FORTY DOLLARS?!?!) 1651769181

But spinach isn't the only one out here people are vibing with.

Sending you some big honking kale in solidarity. It\u2019s sweeter because it overwintered (aka been around the block and seen some shit!)pic.twitter.com/TVSRs1BJrV
— amelia abreu (@amelia abreu) 1651700178

When I worked at w*ole f**ds I remember reaching for some baby lettuce and a co-worker being like \u201cyeah you don\u2019t want that bitter ass grown up lettuce\u201d
— Taylor Kelley: Lady Waterpark of the Dells (@Taylor Kelley: Lady Waterpark of the Dells) 1651700884

I get it! Growing up I was taught to not buy Chinese broccoli that had flowered because it was too old. Once you've reproduced, your body's not the same.
— Amy CvH (@Amy CvH) 1651780518

And of course there was consideration for the person behind the description.

We need to talk about the sadists that write packaging blurbshttps://twitter.com/DearSplenda/status/1521961407058743296\u00a0\u2026
— Elizabeth Bowen (@Elizabeth Bowen) 1651778015

Is ... Matt Gaetz writing spinach package copy now?https://twitter.com/DearSplenda/status/1521961407058743296\u00a0\u2026
— Always Be Historicizing \ud83e\udd43 (@Always Be Historicizing \ud83e\udd43) 1651771660

Some copywriter treated themselves to an extra glass of Chardonnay for that one.
— June Hathaway (@June Hathaway) 1651813900

It's Monday.

Why not start the week off with some self honesty?

Now go get the week, you regular spinaches.

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