Hopefully tops will never underestimate the amount of work that goes into bottoming ever again.

A gay man on Twitter, "FloralAndy," went on a rant about a top who flaked on him the one night he decided to bottom:

"When I woke up this morning, something just hit different, or rather I wanted to be hit different. So I made a bold and daring move, and after eating an omelette with a lot of cheese for brunch, decided that I wanted to bottom."

However, our hero's story did not end in victory.

"I spent a ton of time in here," he said, spanning to the bathroom.

"I was also considerate and lit a candle, and I was also considerate and made my f**king bed which I never do, and laid out a towel which I never do because I'm not a very considerate person, and all of a sudden wanting to bottom makes me nice. He f**king cancelled. I swear to god, I'm going to run for public office and I'm going to make this sh1t illegal."

"I've never once cancelled on someone and I'm very proud of it. I'm going to criminalize this sh1t," he said.

People are supporting this particular platform.

After being cancelled on, the bottom-grief was palpable.

"And you can bet...that I revenge-ate some tacos like a good pseudo-bottom."

We have no choice but to admire his new-found appreciation of the view from the bottom.

Bottoms everywhere know this pain. Now that one of the tops has felt it, tops will know the inconsideration of last minute cancellations.