Hopefully tops will never underestimate the amount of work that goes into bottoming ever again.
A gay man on Twitter, "FloralAndy," went on a rant about a top who flaked on him the one night he decided to bottom:
I tried to bottom today. This is my story. https://t.co/em64tA8uzG— FloralAndy (@FloralAndy) 1582514196.0
"When I woke up this morning, something just hit different, or rather I wanted to be hit different. So I made a bold and daring move, and after eating an omelette with a lot of cheese for brunch, decided that I wanted to bottom."
However, our hero's story did not end in victory.
"I spent a ton of time in here," he said, spanning to the bathroom.
"I was also considerate and lit a candle, and I was also considerate and made my f**king bed which I never do, and laid out a towel which I never do because I'm not a very considerate person, and all of a sudden wanting to bottom makes me nice. He f**king cancelled. I swear to god, I'm going to run for public office and I'm going to make this sh1t illegal."
@FloralAndy I fully endorse your campaign. End top flaking!!!! https://t.co/RpDIBev5aI— Clarner - one who clarns (@Clarner - one who clarns) 1582518024.0
@FloralAndy The men you put effort in making big things with always turnout to be a disappoinment .— ÑÂG (@ÑÂG) 1582543158.0
@FloralAndy This is the Gay Agenda I stand with!!!— jawnMOH (@jawnMOH) 1582579621.0
@FloralAndy I lost it when he mentioned the candle 🤣🤣— IG: PersianWolf22 (@IG: PersianWolf22) 1582592712.0
@FloralAndy This is why I will FOREVER STAN. But also, being a bottom is exhausting https://t.co/uxQtIG093E— Mario (@Mario) 1582516365.0
"I've never once cancelled on someone and I'm very proud of it. I'm going to criminalize this sh1t," he said.
People are supporting this particular platform.
@FloralAndy “Like a good pseudo-bottom” I live!!!! Hahaha https://t.co/g5ecb88Ovo— 🧜🏻✨ (@🧜🏻✨) 1582539945.0
@FloralAndy I can’t belive someone cancel to you!! Your so beautiful !!!! https://t.co/mzereZjzq5— Cynthia Lee Fontaine (@Cynthia Lee Fontaine) 1582561241.0
@FloralAndy Hey, at least you’re a top that understands it takes a lot of time and work to be ready for a top to co… https://t.co/rWKLwLkqVH— Tom PositiveLad (@Tom PositiveLad) 1582538641.0
@FloralAndy Omg this was an emotional roller coaster 🎢— Patrick (@Patrick) 1582514814.0
After being cancelled on, the bottom-grief was palpable.
"And you can bet...that I revenge-ate some tacos like a good pseudo-bottom."
Proof of my revenge tacos https://t.co/PfOnXHGeFF— FloralAndy (@FloralAndy) 1582514245.0
We have no choice but to admire his new-found appreciation of the view from the bottom.
@FloralAndy This a different type of hurt. Unleash that angry bottom in you— 5 star bitch alexi$ (@5 star bitch alexi$) 1582524013.0
@FloralAndy Alright I’m following you for this cause this was the greatest speech ever spoken— jager (@jager) 1582517004.0
@FloralAndy Worst nightmare for a bottom. We can feel your pain https://t.co/JgDP6gmICh— a lil bit alexis (@a lil bit alexis) 1582523377.0
@FloralAndy Awwwww. Truly tragic— Teddy Forest (@Teddy Forest) 1582554726.0
Bottoms everywhere know this pain. Now that one of the tops has felt it, tops will know the inconsideration of last minute cancellations.