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Trump Official Blasted After Saying The Quiet Part Out Loud About 'Trump Accounts' For Newborn Babies
Aug 01, 2025
As part of MAGA Republican President Donald Trump's agenda—a.k.a. Project 2025—certain provisions were included in the ridiculously named One Big Beautiful Bill Act.
Republican friends of Donald—the self-described MAGA minions—were adamant a provision was included to invest $1,000 on behalf of every baby born in the United States over the next four years.
Originally these accounts were going to be called a "money account for growth and advancement"—yes, the acronym was MAGA. Deciding the brand messaging was too complicated, they opted for naming them "Trump accounts."
What is the purpose of these accounts?
Trump's Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent provided some insight at a Breitbart-sponsored event in Washington, D.C., on Wednesday.
Bessent stated:
"In a way, it is a backdoor for privatizing Social Security. If, all of a sudden, these accounts grow and you have in the hundreds of thousands of dollars for your retirement, that’s a game-changer, too."
For anyone around during the tech boom and bust of the early 2000s, they'll remember when millions of people's retirement accounts went from hundreds of thousands to almost nothing overnight.
That's a game-changer, too.
Bessent quickly backtracked after his inadvertent honesty went public. He took to X to declare the Trump administration's undying devotion to Social Security.
He wrote:
"Trump Baby Accounts are an additive benefit for future generations, which will supplement the sanctity of Social Security’s guaranteed payments."
"This is not an either-or question: our Administration is committed to protecting Social Security and to making sure seniors have more money."
"This is why President Trump’s One Big Beautiful Bill gave tax cuts to those receiving these Social Security benefits — under @POTUS, we are working tirelessly to spread prosperity to all Americans."
Bessent was soon on as many news programs as he could get on to try to put the cat back in the bag.
But people weren't buying what he was selling.
This pisses me off. Working class families do not have $5000 a year to put away in an IRA type account. They will barley have $25 a month. Plus, that is more money locked away that they cant take without a tax penalty.
— hikerslife.bsky.social (@hikerslife.bsky.social) July 31, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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I like that he even calls it a “backdoor.” He was a titan of finance, yet this shows how stupid and insular they really are. And to Breitbart no less, the “populist” side of MAGA.
— MLeity (@mleity.bsky.social) July 31, 2025 at 11:48 AM
@thebulwark.com/Bluesky
The whole presidency has been about stealing money, he's the ultimate grifter always selling snake oil. Wakes up in the morning thinking, How can I steal some money today?
— ronhay.bsky.social (@ronhay.bsky.social) July 31, 2025 at 11:43 AM
@thebulwark.com/Bluesky
Leave us alone and stop trying to take all our money.
— pitabread55.bsky.social (@pitabread55.bsky.social) July 31, 2025 at 10:37 AM
@thebulwark.com/Bluesky
They’re dying to get their hands on the money. This administration views the government as just one more thing to gobble up and line their pockets.
— cocoofcourse.bsky.social (@cocoofcourse.bsky.social) July 31, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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Trump accounts allow parents to contribute up to $5,000 each year on behalf of their child. Republicans expect matching donations from employers and charities.
The funds will be invested in portfolios tied to U.S. stock indexes, structured similarly to individual retirement accounts (IRAs). Funds can be withdrawn without penalties after age 59 and a half or for college or to purchase a first home.
Bessent revealed the real goal is to make parents responsible for their child's retirement, eliminating Social Security, leaving the working poor and most of the middle class out in the cold.
And to have it all controlled by the whims of the stock market.
What could go wrong?
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Trump Called Out After He's Barely Able To Keep His Eyes Open During White House Event
Aug 01, 2025
MAGA Republican President Donald Trump again appeared to struggle to stay awake during an official function. This time it was at the recent Making Health Technology Great Again White House event.
Trump infamously coined the nickname "Sleepy Joe" for former Democratic President Joe Biden.
But it seems it was just another case of projection.
On Wednesday, Trump spoke for about 10 minutes. Afterward he sat and listened while his Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and his Centers for Medicare & Medicaid Services administrator Dr. Mehmet Oz babbled about their latest pseudoscience grifts.
You can watch the moment here:
While that duo would make most people want to tune them out, Trump's constant mockery of Biden earned him a call out on social media.
And it isn't the first time President Trump has been caught trying to get some shut eye.
He made waves back in 2024 when he kept nodding off during his hush money trial, with New York Times reporter Maggie Haberman noting:
"His jaw kept falling on his chest and his mouth kept going slack."
He also seemed to catch some z's during several campaign events while campaigning for his 2nd presidential term last year.
And more recently in July, Trump also appeared to fall asleep during an energy and AI summit in Pittsburgh.
After this latest incident, some of his past insults naturally came back to bite him.
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The White House recently revealed part of Trump's less than perfect medical history.
The 79-year-old POTUS has been diagnosed with chronic venous insufficiency, causing swelling in his lower legs and bruises on his hands.
The departure from declaring Trump the most healthy president to ever live was seen largely as an attempt to distract the public from Trump's close connection to registered sex offender and indicted child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein.
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Jesse Watters Gets Brutal Reminder About Trump After His Latest 'Rules For Men' Rant
Aug 01, 2025
Fox News propagandist Jesse Watters has a new hot take for men—or so he thinks anyway, because there's nothing new about his advice. It's just doltish nonsense right out of the 1950s.
But Watters has some "rules for men," and chief among them is to never show emotion.
And his inspiration for this advice couldn't have come from a more absurd source: Donald Trump, who he says is a paragon of emotional control.
That is of course among the most ludicrous things anyone has ever spoken, and the internet quickly dragged Watters for it.
Watters told his adoring public of drooling Fox News zombies:
“Rules for men: Control your emotions. You never see Trump lose his cool. Even when they arrested him and put him on trial.”
LOL, okay Jesse.
Watters' take was in response to Senator Cory Booker's impassioned speech on the Senate floor earlier this week, in which he laid into his Democratic colleagues being "complicit" in Trump's agenda.
Booker shared several clips from his speech on X in which he shouted at his colleagues things like "I demand justice!"
X being X, the clips quickly became fodder for mockery, and on his show, Watters joined in, comparing Booker's supposedly unhinged, emotional rant to Trump's supposedly even-tempered strength.
The problem, of course, is that video clips and all-caps social media rants in which Trump conducts himself like the caterwauling baby he is are myriad. Not to mention that his entire movement is basically based on temper tantrums.
So the internet made quick work of proving Watters wrong.
Anyway, in case his dumb take on Trump isn't cringe enough, Watters' list of "rules for men" also includes not drinking through straws, not wishing other men happy birthday, and not eating soup in public. Being so panicked about masculinity that you end up telling on yourself weirdly didn't make the list, though.
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People Who Slept With Their Best Friend And Stayed Close Share Their Experiences
Aug 01, 2025
There's this belief most of the time that if you have a really good friend, you probably shouldn't try to push it to the "next level," or else you'll risk losing that friendship if the relationship doesn't work out.
But sometimes, friendship and intimacy can go hand-in-hand.
Curious and taking notes, Redditor HighAF_Trippy asked:
"People who slept with their friends and still remained friends, how did you do that?"
Never Happened
"If I'm honest, when I slept with a friend, we both found it s**t and stopped halfway through. Talked about it afterwards, and although things were awkward the next two or three times we met up (we went out drinking with mutual friends, that's how we met in the first place), now it's as if it never happened."
- The_V8_Road_Warrior
"Kinda acting as though it never happened was a key component of how I've made it work. Like, if we weren't actively having sex or going to, it wasn't talked about. But it was more like it wasn't important enough to discuss, more so than pretending it wasn't going on. The rest of my experience with it was very different than yours."
"It never got awkward. We didn't treat each other differently. I still encouraged them to talk to people they were attracted to, and gave advice where I could about how they should pursue and show interest. They did the same for me. We still mostly did friend activities together. We didn't have sex every time we hung out; it actually DIDN'T happen when we hung out more often than it did."
"There also was a clear understanding before we started that sex was all it was. If someone caught feelings, which never happened with any of my friends that I slept with, there was an understanding that it would stop, so we could preserve the friendship. It was more important than the sex. And of course, if someone got into an actual relationship, it would also stop."
"It seems like a majority of people on this post have nothing but regrets about doing it. But I don't regret it at all. We got our needs fulfilled when it wasn't happening with anyone else, and it didn't really have any effect on our friendships."
- 2donuts4elephants
Never Doing That Again
"Hooked up drunk randomly one night, vowed never to do it again. Somehow came to an agreement to do friends with benefits, no strings attached. Obviously, we caught feelings. I ended it. Agreed to go on a break for a couple of months, I started talking to someone new as did she. And now we give each other relationship advice."
"For the people who have been asking why I didn't pursue a relationship with her at the time. She is a good friend and the sex was great too, however, we weren't completely compatible when it came to values or love language, which I believe is the foundation of a relationship. Rather than risk losing her as a friend by trying a relationship and having it fail, I thought it best to play it safe because I value her friendship over any physical aspect we had."
"If it were my best friend probably be a different story, but she was just a friend. One that I would invite out to drinks, but not one I would be completely vulnerable around."
- republic-of_korea
Dealing With It Like Adults
"By not making it weird, talking openly, and being kind as usual to each other."
- Icy_Guard_7259
"Me and a friend tried it. It was weird and awkward, and we both agreed to just hang out instead. Worked out fine, we are still friends to this day."
- J2sush8sm3
Seeing Each Other's Worth
"I tried dating a friend. It didn't work out at all, but we are still friends and still message each other every few months, even though we live in different states. The relationship just didn't work out. We realized that while we were good friends, we were a terrible couple that brought out the worst in each other. Don't ask me why there was that big of a difference between being friends and dating."
"I think it just works because we are both on the same page. It's not like one of us still had feelings and the other didn't. Also, we were in our mid to late 20s when we dated, so you know, more mature. Not sure I could have done that in my early 20s."
- blindexhibitionist
Just Friends
"I had that with one of my friends too. We were both single parents and supported each other in that, as we both knew what each other was going through."
"We did develop feelings for each other and started dating, but realised that the relationship still just had the dynamic of friends, with the only difference being that we would regularly sleep together. Not really being what either of us wanted, we went back to just being friends."
- geek_of_nature
Clear Expectations
"By remaining friends and setting expectations."
"I’ve (41 Male) had only done it once. I was 26. She was one of my closest friends in college. We knew a lot about one another’s sex life. We were both single."
"She was at my house after some friends had been over one night, and we were talking about the struggles of the dry spell. Neither of us had had sex in like three or more months, and I was like, hey why don’t we just have sex? She laughed. We discussed it and decided that it actually made sense."
"We had the most like mechanical conversation ever about what we liked, and we proceeded to do it. The sex was incredible, largely because we knew exactly what we wanted and had zero pressure."
"We probably had sex less than 20 more times over the next couple of months and then just stopped. Then she started dating someone."
"We are both married and have five kids between the two of us and remain good friends. We never hooked up again after that stretch."
- Rich-Contribution-84
Respecting The Friendship
"Honestly, it’s a matter of understanding where each other are in your lives and if there was a solid friendship in the first place. If you aren’t aligned (as everyone has their own wants in life) or treating each other right, a relationship (platonic, romantic, sexual) is worth pursuing/continuing."
"Both of us had a history of entering relationships for the wrong reasons (e.g., dating friends ’ exes). We both slept together while drunk. After the fact, we both decided it wouldn’t be good for our friendship if we pursued a romantic or sexual relationship."
"HOWEVER, I realized even before sleeping together, all conversations were one-sided and focused on his life. The only interest he had in my life was anything having to do with my sexual life. He’s moving out of state, and since he didn’t even seem interested in my life platonically, I have been distancing myself from him and keeping conversations dry and minimal."
- Witch_Flute
Boundaries
"The first rule is, 'no calls the next day.' The second is 'spending the night is optional.'"
- SnooMaps9001
"Well, now we're getting somewhere. What about the kiss goodnight?"
- mouse6502
"Tough one. Your call!"
- SnooMaps9001
Moving On
"We got drunk one time at my place, she expressed how she always wanted to sleep with me before we became good friends, the night got late, and we went to sleep in my bed. Woke up in the morning and we had sex. Then had food. We kind of just don't talk about it and go on like our day is normal."
"So maybe because we just don't talk about it? Maybe just how our friendship dynamic works, I'm not sure."
- False-Estimate983
Enjoy Each Other's Company
"Well, we stopped having sex and remained friends because we care about each other as human beings and enjoy each other's company. I don't know if this is a straight person cultural norm or just a social one, but as an autistic queer person, it seems nonsensical to stop being friends with someone solely because of a romantic or sexual history."
- logalogalogalog_
Long-Term Friends
"My best friend is a woman I worked with 14 years ago."
"We worked side-by-side for a year. Our humor, interests, and personality compatibility had a ton of overlap. I was married, she had a boyfriend; so we kept to very above bar and as work friends. There was an unspoken interest in one another, but neither of us was stressed about it. She had a rough breakup shortly before I left that job, so I knew she wasn’t married at least."
"Two years later, I no longer work there or live in that state. I get divorced. In my broken immediately divorced head sought out the most likely sexual candidate I knew, her. So I called, said I just got divorced, felt like she was always interested in hooking up, and propositioned her. She said yes without hesitation."
"I was back home to see family a couple years later, we went out and it was awkward, then we had sex, which wasn’t the best (but not bad). I was inexperienced at the time and really a baby sexually, she was kind and it was overall very positive."
"That was 12 years ago. We’ve texted almost every day since. She’s my best friend and we know all of each other's filthy, embarrassing, and valuable secrets. I’m forever her hype man and sounding board, and we often talk about how much we value each other as friends. We screen nudes occasionally and talk about sexual partners, not an ounce of jealousy or possessiveness from either of us. It’s a very supportive love."
- LiquidDreamtime
Very Casual
"Came to the concept we’re all human, everyone has sex, and as long as both parties are cool with it and enjoys it, who cares? Had sex with them on the low, but could still hang out together and in groups and act like it never happened because if you think about it, it’s really not that huge of a deal. Just sex."
- East-Temporary2136
Right Person, Wrong Time
"I slept with a friend on a very drunk night over 22 years ago. I always felt bad about it because I knew she had a mega crush on me. I liked her. I just wasn't in a good position for it. But now, three marriages gone for me, one marriage for her, and a 20-year military career later..."
"We ran into each other and instantly reconnected. The chemistry has been off the charts. All of it. Conversations, the sex, trust, complete transparency, and we just completely understand each other. AND I know if we would have moved forward 22 years back, we would not have what we have now."
- Strider0905
Oops!
"We stopped having sex and remained friends… the only problem being: we’re still married!"
- Scott191
"Hey, I know this one!"
- SjalabaisWoWS
While this kind of arrangement wouldn't work for everyone, these Redditors were able to make their friendships last through good conversation skills, setting of expectations, and just acting like adults.
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Don Jr. Creepy AI Ad Starring Dad
Jul 31, 2025
When then-vice presidential nominee Governor Tim Walz called Donald Trump and the Republicans “weird,” he may have been understating things.
Case in point: the latest bizarre stunt from Donald Trump Jr.—the president’s son and full-time internet troll—who tried to mock Democrats by posting an AI-generated image of his father, labeled as “hot.” Yes, really.
The doctored image shows Trump awkwardly posed in a denim-on-denim look, with a jacket, no shirt under, and matching denim pants, parodying Sydney Sweeney’s recent and much-criticized American Eagle ad. The original commercial stirred controversy not only for its styling but for Sweeney’s sultry voiceover featuring double entendres about “jeans” and her “genes.”
Sweeney tells the camera:
"Genes are passed down from parents to offspring, often determining traits like hair color, personality, and even eye color."
For comparison, you can view the ad here:
- YouTubeAmerican Eagle/YouTube
Apparently, the Sydney Sweeney denim ad stirred something in Don Jr., because in his mind, the best clapback to “woke outrage” is posting an AI pic of his dad in a double denim ensemble.
The president’s son captioned the image:
“That Hanse…. Um, Donald is so hot right now!!!”
If you’re confused, don’t worry—I got you. Don Jr. is clumsily referencing Owen Wilson’s character Hansel from Zoolander, the 2001 comedy that hasn’t been culturally relevant since low-rise jeans were last in style. The whole thing is meant to troll liberals. Instead, it just raised a collective eyebrow.
You can view the cringeworthy Instagram post below:
Trolling is hard, Junior. But, hey, being weird about your family? That seems to run in the Trump genes.
And apparently, it runs in the family to make wildly inappropriate comments about close relatives. Case in point: Donald Trump, in 2004, casually told Howard Stern it was perfectly fine to call his daughter Ivanka a “piece of a**.”
Two years later, on The View, he famously said:
“I don't think Ivanka would do that inside the magazine, although she does have a very nice figure. I've said that if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her.”
Yes, he said that. Out loud. On TV. While sitting right next to Ivanka, who was 24 and visibly mortified. Joy Behar’s response? She flatly told him: “You’re weird.”
Thank you, Joy!
Even though his spokesperson later defended him—it was “just a joke”—it didn’t exactly make it less gross.
And let’s not forget when Don Jr. referred to his then-17-year-old daughter Kai as “sexy” in a TikTok video ahead of the Republican National Convention. The internet gagged. Rightfully so.
The oddly worded video post can be seen here:
- YouTubeDaily Mail/YouTube
So why, exactly, is it somehow “okay” for the president’s son to post AI thirst traps of his dad, or for the Trump family to make creepy “jokes” about each other, but comedy shows get dragged through the mud for mocking the commander-in-chief?
Last week, South Park aired their explosive Season 27 premiere, which featured an animated Trump sleeping with Satan and the president nude in the desert. Naturally, Trump wasn’t pleased.
So much so that the White House (yes, the actual White House) issued a statement to Variety:
“The Left’s hypocrisy truly has no end – for years, they have come after ‘South Park’ for what they labeled as ‘offense’ content, but suddenly they are praising the show. Just like the creators of ‘South Park,’ the Left has no authentic or original content, which is why their popularity continues to hit record lows.”
Projection? Maybe. Hypocrisy? Definitely.
Meanwhile, social media users couldn’t stop laughing, though some complimented Junior’s denim meme:
So if Don Jr. can post weird, thirst-adjacent memes about his dad, why can’t South Park parody the president in their own over-the-top way?
Who knows. But South Park is back next week with Episode 2—and something tells us they’re not done roasting the Trumps just yet.
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