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The Best Responses If A Christian Claims 'You're Going To Hell' For Not Conforming With Their Beliefs

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In spite of the separation of church and state and the fact that anyone should be able to freely practice any religion they choose, an ever-increasing number of far-right conservatives have used their Christian beliefs to espouse hatred and bigotry.

An all too common attack they utilize is telling someone who disagrees with them that they're "going to Hell."

Unfortunately, this prediction rarely leads people to quake in their boots as was intended.

And instead, they're the ones who often find themselves at a loss for words when the people they verbally attack have a comeback line all prepared.


Redditor Tacobellgrande98 was curious to hear the snappiest zingers for the occassion, leading them to ask:
"What's the best response to a Christian saying 'you're going to hell'?"

How Else Would They Know?

"'See you later!'"

"A skater boi dropped this one on holy rollers in college, the rest of us thought it was absolutely brilliant."- Ishidan01

"See you there then."- CuddleDemon04

He's Always Listening...

"It makes Jesus sad when you say that"- OperationBackground2

Can I You Show Me On A Map?

“'Where?'”

"Act like you’ve never heard of it—concede none of the authority or credibility they are used to having."

"'What do you mean, after I die—how can I go somewhere after I die, I’ll be dead?'"

"'My what?'"

"'Do you see these souls often, friend, is one in the room right now?'"- RidesThe7

Some People Have Heard Worse...

" Shrug, say 'Ok' , and walk away."

"You not caring riles them up even more."- ExRetribution

I See It Differently

"Yeah, well, that's just like, your opinion man."- EnvironmentalPack451

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When Was The Last Time You Actually Read A Bible?

"Judge not, that you be not judged."

"For with the judgment you pronounce you will be judged, and with the measure you use it will be measured to you."

"Why do you see the speck that is in your brother’s eye, but do not notice the log that is in your own eye?"

"Matthew 7, 1-3."- Aas-im-Aermel

“'Live a good life'."

"'If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by'."

"'If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them'."

"'If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones'.― Marcus Aurelius."- Trygolds

"I thought God is the only judge of our soul?"

"Who are you to take his place?"

"It's better to attack them using their own teachings and beliefs that contradict their statement."- ZaiJianDada

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Tell Me Something I Don't Know...

"Aren't we all already here?"- YaMa-Ma

When The High Road Doesn't Seem To work...

"The Australian thing to say is "Get f*cked c*nt!"- IllTruck3645·

Give Them A Taste Of Their Own Medicine

"According to your God, so are you for doing his job and judging."- Reddit

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Say. Nothing...

"Stare at them blankly and don't hide your confusion."

"Don't say anything."

"Let them talk."

"They will keep talking, and the more they talk, the more uncomfortable they will make themselves."


"If they ask you any direct questions, don't answer them, just keep looking more and more puzzled."

"At the very most, shrug in total confusion."

"Do your best quizzical dog impression."

"They will give up and walk away, and regardless of how they try to seem outwardly, they will feel defeated, and question whether being an enormous a**hole is worth it."

"It may not last once they get back into their bubble of people who think that's a great way to act, but realistically, it's the only way to fight back."

"The minute you engage with them at all, you lose."

"Any comeback feeds into the victim complex inherently baked into Christianity."

"The only winning move is not to play."- PowermanFriendship

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It can be very easy to judge others.

But one can't help but stifle their laughter at those who judge others for not being as devoutly Christian as they are.

As they are all but literally going against the beliefs they are supposedly practicing.

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