Skip to content
Search AI Powered

Latest Stories

China's List of Censored Online Content Is Super Specific and Goes Well Beyond Political Dissent

China's List of Censored Online Content Is Super Specific and Goes Well Beyond Political Dissent
John Oliver performed a segment on his HBO show which resulted in his show––and HBO––being banned in China. (Screenshot via YouTube)

Whoa.

Make us preferred on Google

Comedian John Oliver — host of HBO’s Last Week Tonight — is public enemy number one in China due to how he skewers the political elite of this communist country. Not only is his show banned in the world’s most populous country, but he is, too.

(Oliver was banned for the following segment, by the way.)


Government censorship has always been alive and well in China, but a significant crackdown in 2018 means that Oliver will have a lot of company. Chinese authorities are now scouring online broadcasting platforms for 10 categories of violations of “mainstream values.” In effect, the government is trying to eradicate many of the behaviors now embraced by members of the country’s burgeoning middle class, and going after the many online services spreading the word.

A recently discovered unpublished document called “Management requirements for live service information and content”  shows that China is censoring content in an effort to dampen online sources of creativity, personal expression, and political criticism. The list of contraband behaviors is long and laughable. Chinese citizens streaming a wide variety of activities — everything from visiting tattoos parlors to proselytizing religion to suggestive dancing to seductive use of voice acting to inflame passions — is now considered taboo.

As The Globe and Mail reports, the document offers a ringside seat to the government’s paranoia and insecurities, said William Nee, China researcher for Amnesty International.

The edict’s specificity “is revealing — it shows what exactly they are worried about,” said Yaxue Cao, the founder and editor of ChinaChange.org, which publishes news and commentary related to Chinese civil society and human rights.

“It targets political dissent of course, but any activities that might cause a large number of people to coalesce, whether through popular entertainment such as Duanzi (jokes) and cartoons, or through directsales network,” she said, in an email. “It also aims at content that might give people ideas of resistance and how-to knowledge. I go through each category, this is the theme I see: a heightened sense of regime insecurity.”

The report is so detailed that it even characterizes how Chinese citizens can use their microphones! Apparently, Chinese authorities are alarmed by the seductive and “vulgar” way that some people on social media are using their recording devices to provoke an ASMR — autonomous sensory meridian response — in listeners. Authorities suggest that it’s just one step away from soft-core porn.

An ASM Response is something that everyone has experienced, that pleasurable feeling often likened to a chill or a tingle down your spine. The banned videos and audio recordings invariably showcase people — almost always young women — whispering breathlessly into high-quality binaural microphones, and that’s deemed far too much stimulation for Chinese men. The professional recordings, best experienced while wearing headphones, make it sound like the speaker is whispering to you suggestively as her voice moves from ear to ear. She may even adopt suggestive poses, or whisper words like “do you have any instructions, your highness” while kissing and licking the microphone.

Humor aside, Chinese scholars and academics are not surprised by the crackdown. President Xi Jinping has overseen a broad reinvigoration of the Communist Party’s supervision over Chinese life, and this is just the latest sign that his grip is tightening.

More from News

Cookie Monster and Elmo; Spanish World Cup team
Hector Vivas - FIFA/FIFA via Getty Images; Diego Radames/Anadolu via Getty Images

Cookie Monster's Tweet About Eating Cookies For The World Cup Final Sparks Hilarious Jokes

Okay at this point I think it's time we get a memo to the Sesame Street characters to stay out of sports commentary!

Because just weeks after Elmo became public internet enemy #1 for refusing to back the Knicks in the NBA playoffs, now Cookie Monster has egg on his face. Or cookie crumbs, as it were.

Keep ReadingShow less
Larry David; Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
Araya Doheny/Getty Images for HBO; Anna Moneymaker/Getty Images

Larry David Just Brutally Ripped RFK Jr. On His New HBO Show—And It's Everything

In the latest installment of Barack and Michelle Obama's Higher Ground Productions executive-produced HBO sketch comedy series Life, Larry and the Pursuit of Unhappiness, star Larry David took aim at his former costar Cheryl Hines' husband, conspiracy theorist and antivaxxer Robert F. Kennedy Jr., in a series that has reunited many of her Curb Your Enthusiasm cast mates.

When asked why Hines wasn't asked to make a cameo, co-creator and director Jeff Schaffer told Variety:

Keep ReadingShow less
Hunter Biden; JD Vance
Tom Williams/CQ-Roll Call, Inc via Getty Images; Nathan Howard / POOL / AFP via Getty Images

Hunter Biden Just Epically Trolled JD Vance On National Ice Cream Day—And He's Far Too Good At This

Hunter Biden celebrated National Ice Cream Day by mocking Vice President JD Vance following Vance's complaint that former President Joe Biden eats ice cream in a "suggestive" manner.

Vance raised eyebrows several days ago after he claimed during an interview with conservative podcaster Joe Rogan that Biden's staff had him eat ice cream "in the most suggestive way possible."

Keep ReadingShow less
Kash Patel
Nathan Posner/Anadolu via Getty Images

Kash Patel Roasted After Sharing Cringey Video Patting Himself On The Back Following 'Flawless' World Cup

FBI Director Kash Patel was widely mocked after sharing a gloating video touting "zero major security incidents" after Spain claimed the World Cup title on Sunday with a 1–0 victory over defending champions Argentina.

Patel said the statistic is remarkable given that the United States "hosted the equivalent of 78 super bowls in 38 days, along with 40 base camps, endless fan zones, and celebrations in nearly every state."

Keep ReadingShow less
Tom Cruise
Tom Weller/picture alliance/Getty Images

Tom Cruise Looks Virtually Unrecognizable In Trailer For New Film About Eccentric Billionaire

We've seen some incredible examples of immersive acting and method acting that took projects to a whole new place, like Heath Ledger's Joker in The Dark Knight and Leonardo DiCaprio in The Revenant.

The latest example, which is reminding some of an elderly Biff Tannen from Back to the Future, is Tom Cruise's portrayal of the fictional character Digger Rockwell, a wealthy oil tycoon who must help undo the harm that he's created for the planet and its people.

Keep ReadingShow less