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People Explain Which Minor Annoyance They'd Wish Upon Their Enemies

People Explain Which Minor Annoyance They'd Wish Upon Their Enemies

We love tales of revenge with a side of vengeance and a bit of pay-backery. If you think not, explain the wild success of the "John Wick" films, where a former hitman gets revenge for his dog being killed by a group of Russian mobsters. We desire suffering for those who've inflicted it on us deep in some dark corner of our souls. But, since we don't have access to an elite assassin's network, some of us might have to settle for wishing these on our enemies.


Reddit user, u/seawolfie, wanted to know what pesky problems you'd wish for when they asked:

What minor annoyance would you wish on your worst enemy, every day, forever?

...And Then It Never Comes...

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The feeling like you're about to sneeze but then nothing happens.

butterflywolves

Just A Sea Of Read

Every single stoplight turns red when they get to it.

TLynn7

B-But... MINOR inconvenience. Not make me 20 minutes late everywhere

TTV_DAS-FRE_121

Your Writing Will Always Look Just A Bit Too Scratchy

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No matter how many times they sharpen a pencil, or how good the pencil/shapener [sic] is, the very tip will always snap, breaking the pencil.

Its happened to many times to me, i wish for someone to feel my pain.

Shiningsun1234

Is It "Password1234" Or "Password1234$"?

They cant save any of their internet logins and they can't login until at least the 3rd try

Xinder99

Even If You Have A Cute, Little Bowl By The Door

Things are never, ever quite where they remember putting them.

unsustainablysincere

The Ads Never Stop

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Spotify ads except they're in the middle of their conversations

Stale_Water1

Getting interrupted while talking? Sounds like my life.

lumos_oak

Good Luck Trying To Get One

Every time they reach for a paper clip all of them are chained together and have to be untangled.

butter00pecan

I worked in an office once where somebody did this to the boss. Connected all her paper clips together. She got angry and said don't ever do that again.

Idiot did it again a week later. She fired him on the spot.

"If you have enough time to f-ck around with my paper clips, you're not doing your job properly".

She was harsh, but right.

iwastoolate

It Follows You...Forever...

Smoke alarm low battery chirp, forever.

Even in your car and at work/school.

d-ck-nipples

Always With The Heels

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Damp socks, or sandy socks. A hole in the heel so your skin sticks slightly to the bottom of the shoe. A sticker that is poking when your foot is at just the right angle, but cannot possibly be found in either the sock or the shoe. Socks with slightly too tight openings that leave an imprint.

All of the above on a random daily rotation.

BitOfAZeldafan2

And It Shall Never Come Out!

They forever feel like there is a hair on their tongue.

inbeforeinsane

God d-mn, he said minor, not get them to kill themselves.

Mehrunezz

You Horrifying Monster...

A charger that only charges in a certain position.

Reriire

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