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MAGA Voter Calls Out Trump For Ruining Their RetirementâAnd Gets Little Sympathy Online
Dec 15, 2025
Yet another MAGA minion expressed voter's remorse online after the Trump administration's ineptitude tanked their retirement plans, but sympathy was hard to find for someone who got what they voted for.
The "Leopards Ate My Face" subReddit (r/LeopardsAteMyFace) curates such posts.
The name comes from a popular meme "Leopards Ate My Face" (LAMF) that originated from a 2015 tweet...
...which spawned the idea of people who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party because they promised lower taxes, but ending up having their face eaten by leopards. The party told them exactly what they were, but they acted surprised when they got what they voted for.
That tweet has spawned numerous memes, a song, at least one popular subReddit, and a ton of merch.
According to the LAMF subReddit's about section, the group focuses on:
"'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party. Revel in the schadenfreude anytime someone has a sad because they're suffering consequences from something they voted for or supported or wanted to impose on other people."
They even offer a handy guide to determine if a person is eligible for r/LeopardsAteMyFace.

A group member recently added a new post from Facebook, with the original poster's identity and information obscured as is common practice in the subReddit.
from LeopardsAteMyFace
When the post went viral, MAGA minions claimed it was fake, as they have with other instances of Trump voters expressing regret. But the post was easily traced back to a woman named Trudy Jones.
Jones lamented to her Dear Leader about how his economic ineptitude was ruining her retirement.

At the beginning of November, Jones wrote:
"President Trump I voted for you but I am disappointed in you. You did as you said and secured the border, sending illegals back, they are welcome if they come here the legal way."
Apparently Jones either hasn't been paying attention to who ICE is abducting or doesn't care as long as her life remains unaffected by Kristi Noem's Department of Homeland Security's overreach and violations of the United States Constitution and basic human rights.
Jones continued with what does concern her, writing:
"That is about the only thing I am happy about. The price of gas is a joke, up and down weekly. And donât get me started on the price of food, my grocery bill has doubled. What is going on?"
"My husband and I have worked hard, retired and feel like we cannot even enjoy our retirement. My power bill has doubled, something has to give. My retirement years should not be full of stress."
At the end, Jones concluded:
"Whether you are a democrat or republican politician you all suck! I have lost all my faith in politiciansâŠ"
On Facebook, her post garnered only three comments with the first agreeing that they dislike all politicians. The second and third offered their own takes on Trump.
One suggested he just needed to uphold "America First."

The other had a different view of their beloved Trump, calling him a habitual liar.

On Reddit, the folks at r/LeopardsAteMyFace were more in keeping with the latter rather than the former in their assessment of Trump's capabilities and Jones'âand other MAGA minionsâability to not vote against their own interests.





















One Redditor summed up the core of MAGA discontent.

While Jones may not have gotten a lot of sympathy online, at least she's got a theme song to listen to.
Enjoy!
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MAGA Fan Tries To Go After 'Creepy Creature' Dolly PartonâAnd People Are Not Having Any Of It
Dec 15, 2025
A MAGA X user that goes by the name "JULIE DONUTS" found herself on the wrong side of fans of beloved music icon Dolly Partonâyes, Dolly "Imagination Library" Parton, the celebrated humanitarian and activistâafter calling her a "creepy creature" for promoting her new book at Costco.
Parton's book Star of the Show: My Life on Stage was released last month. It is a compendium that chronicles a career going stronger than ever after seven decades on stage and includes many photographs and behind-the-scenes moments that any fan of hers will love.
JULIE DONUTS' post included a video of Parton strutting through Costco and looking overjoyed upon seeing "a whole stack" of her book available for purchase. She also takes a Costco food sample, which anyone who's been to a Costco knows is one of the best parts of the experience.
But the X user was not impressed, saying:
"Oh look. This creepy creature is promoting its book at Costco. Perfect match."
You can see the post below.
After one X user criticized her, JULIE DONUTS followed up with a post claiming that Parton has "a creepy evil heart pretending to be a savior":
"Itâs not her appearance as much as itâs her creepy evil heart pretending to be a savior. No one gets that famous without selling their souls. NO ONE. She fooled the world but people are finally seeing it. Catch up."
You can see her post below.
Fans were not having it.
Parton is no stranger to conservative criticismâand fans have rushed to her defense in the past. For instance, in 2023, a MAGA conservative complained about her halftime outfit on Thanksgiving during an NFL game raised some conservative eyebrows.
Partonâwho has always celebrated and even poked fun at her own bodyâdressed as a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader for her Thanksgiving game halftime performance.
But known MAGA troll Vince Langman, a self-proclaimed "ex-con deplorable," criticized Parton's choice of dress, asking his followers if they're "ok with 77 year old Dolly Parton dressing like a 20 year old Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader." Langman was criticized for body-shaming and ableist remarks.
For what it's worth, Stella Parton, Parton's younger sibling, said that she thought her big sister "was cute as hell in her Dallas Cowboys cheerleading costume at the half time show on Thanksgiving."
Don't come for Dolly unless she sends for you.
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Mayor Urges People To Only Trust Official Sources After Trump Spreads Misinformation About Brown University Shooting
Dec 15, 2025
Brett Smiley, the mayor of Providence, Rhode Island, urged residents to trust only official sources after President Donald Trump shared misinformation on social media about the mass shooting at Brown University that occured over the weekend.
On Saturday, a shooter opened fire on campus, killing two students and wounding nine others. Authorities identified the deceased as Ella Cook, a second-year student from Alabama, and Mukhammad Aziz Umurzokov, an Uzbek national in his first year of studies.
The shooting is one of at least 392 mass shootings reported in the U.S. so far this year, according to the Gun Violence Archive. Monday was the 349th day of 2025. Authorities are currently searching for the shooter. A person of interest detained in connection with the attack was released late Sunday.
Trump initially claimed in a post on Truth Social that he was "briefed on the shooting" and that "the suspect is in custody." He also offered his condolences to the families of the victims.

19 minutes later, he "reversed" his initial statementâbut did not delete his first post.

He even claimed to reporters that he'd been "fully briefed" and said people should "just pray" for the families affected by the shooting.
His misinformation prompted criticism from gun control activist Shannon Watts, who said Trump has the gall "to call the shooting a shame even though he opposes every effort to stop gun violence."
Smiley then held a press conference during which he urged people to only trust the updates of Providence officials:
"In this day and age, there is a lot of misinformation that can spread. As it pertains to official updates regarding the shelter-in-place or any future announcements, please follow the official city of Providence social media channels."
"We've also put out updates through our 311 system but the city of Providence on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram will be updating throughout the evening. If that did not come from an official channel then it is not official.
You can hear what he said in the video below.
Other social media users also urged people not to listen to the president, prompting many to criticize Trump's absence of leadership.
Trumpâunrepentant as everâis also facing criticism for claiming that famed film director Rob Reiner had âdriven people CRAZYâ with his "Trump Derangement Syndrome," referencing the late Reiner's vocal opposition to Trump's policies.
Reiner, 78, and his wife Michelle, 68, were murdered in their Brentwood, Los Angeles, home yesterday afternoon. Reiner's son, Nick, was taken into custody and held on a $4 million bail.
Despite acknowledging in a post on Truth Social that Reiner's murder is "a very sad thing," Trump claimed Reiner was killed "reportedly due to the anger he caused others through his massive, unyielding, and incurable affliction with a mind crippling disease known as TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME, sometimes referred to as TDS."
Trump suggested Reiner's "paranoia" was "reaching new heights as the Trump Administration surpassed all goals and expectations of greatness, and with the Golden Age of America upon us, perhaps like never before."
Reiner considered Trump an authoritarian threat to democracy and endorsed former President Joe Biden in the 2020 election, which Trump falsely asserted was stolen from him. Trump's claims ultimately culminated in the storming of the U.S. Capitol by Trump supporters who acted on the false premise that the election was fraudulent.
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People Share The Most Polite Ways To Say 'I Want You To Go Home Now'
Dec 15, 2025
Whether we're introverts, people pleasers, or highly sociable, we still all understand that feeling of being tired and wanting to say, 'That's a wrap!" at the end of the day.
But sometimes, we get that feeling while we still have guests in our home, and we have to figure out what to say to get them out of our house, just so we can get some sleep.
Ready to take notes, Redditor cimpliDBEST asked:
"What's the most polite way to say, 'I really want you to go home now'?"
Just Be Honest
"Honestly, the best way is to essentially say, 'It's been a long day, and I'm tired, mind if we call it a night?'"
"Most people will understand, but if they don't, then that's on them, and you won't feel bad about being a little less polite."
- DonJonBonJovi
The Midwestern Goodbye
"In the Midwest, we just say, 'Welp...' while slapping both knees with both hands before standing."
"Everyone knows and respects what that means."
- Luna_Gaze
"I thought the Midwest Goodbye meant that the act of departing would take another two hours?"
- Mekroval
"Correct! 'Welp' initiates the delicate cycle of a Midwestern exit. After the 'welp,' you stand up and talk for another 15 minutes. Then chat at the door, the front step, and finally next to the car."
- thewonderfulinternet
Keeping You
"Just say, 'Welp, I don't mean to keep ya.'"
- AskDerpyCat
"It's as good as, 'Let me let you go' while ending a phone call."
- ReadilyReady
"My dad always says, 'Welp, I'll cut ya loose.'"
- copernica
Spectrum Confusion
"After hearing 'I don't mean to hold you up,' my undiagnosed Autistic a** would respond, 'Oh, itâs no problem, I donât have any plans,' for years and years before I realized what this meant."
- holymolym
"Yeah, same, and now I know that I missed the cues so often I fear that Iâm missing them now so constantly worry Iâm not wanted where I am. The best way anyone can tell me is clearly."
"I find my other cue-missing friends the most comfortable people to spend time with because we will say, Okay, time for you to go,' and the replies are like, 'Oh, perfect! Thanks, see ya,' because knowing they can and will tell you means not trying to guess when the polite time to leave is."
"And the ones that blow it out of the park and give you directions on what to do /where to be whenever there are options, itâs like a holiday from trying constantly to work s**t out, like, 'Iâm going to make a platter, come into the kitchen and talk to me while I do,' or, 'Iâm going to make a platter, you guys stay here and chat.'"
- Weekly-Profession987
Past Tense Conversations
"'This was nice. We should get together again sometime.'"
- InspectorNo1173
"Past tense to the rescue!"
- sqqueen2
"I know this isn't what this thread is about, but I love being open about this with people I care about and just... being honest. On the drive home from my first date with my now-husband-of-15-years, he said he had a great time and was beat but wanted to see me again. That turned into a conversation about what some of our favorite parts of the date were and planning our next date."
"With my closest friends, I'm very clear that I'm tired but that I had a great time and want to do this again soon. When I can, I'll ask them right there when we CAN do it again, so we can keep each other on our calendars."
- TheBookishAndTheBard
Time To Hit The Hay
"My grandpa used to say to my gramma, 'Old woman, we should get on up to bed so these nice people can go home.'"
- YogurtClosetWrong268
"Iâve used, 'You donât have to leave, but I need to go to bed,' when weâd have people over, and I had to get up early for work or when my daughter was little and was an awful sleeper."
- notreallyonredditbut
Kids Come In Handy
"I utilize my child. 'Itâs getting close to bedtime!' People immediately get nervous about disrupting a strict sleep schedule, so they bolt out the door."
- StellaSanti
"Kids are a fantastic excuse for getting out of things you don't want to do."
- FennIt
"I know a couple like this. I'm close friends with them, but they're pretty antisocial from nearly everyone else's point of view."
"I dunno if the rest of the neighbourhood buys that their seven-year-old goes to bed at 5:00 PM, but they're gonna keep using that excuse until someone calls them out."
- Tsu_Dho_Namh
Grandma's Honesty
"My grandma says, 'I've seen you, you've seen me... Now go home,' and stands by the door."
- Forsaken-Panic1885
"Boss f**kin' move!"
- straylight
"I think I need to use this line once I have nine cats, dye my hair purple, and master the art of sourdough."
"And I'm assuming your grandma is a lovely lady and is either rough around the edges or simply very blunt with people she's comfortable with, which I TOTALLY identify with."
- 747JJJH
The Kitchen Glare
"'Phew, that kitchen is a MESS!'"
"Then I proceed to start clanking around dirty dishes and plates and glasses in the sink and shooting daggers at the guest until they realize itâs either leave or help clean up the kitchen."
"The way my parents did it all my life, and even long before I was even thought of LOL and it WORKS, trust me."
- JD94funnyguy
"I donât know why, but Iâve tried this one multiple times, and itâs never worked for me! But at least I end up with a clean kitchen to wake up to the next morning, even if Iâm tired."
- GamesQueen61
Never Gonna Give You Up... But Gonna Let You Sleep
"I like to say, 'I have to get up early tomorrow. Let's call it a night.'"
- --Rick--Astley--
"But you said you'd never turn around and leave me."
- monsieurkaizer
"I said this to someone once, and yet they didn't leave and stayed for another hour, until I said, 'Please go.'"
- Amazing-Impress-5372
Seriously, Past My Bedtime
"'Itâs already past my bedtime, folks! Itâs good to see you, but see you another day! Get home safe!'"
"It still might take another half hour for them to all leave, but it gets the point across."
- Chad_Hooper
"My friend said it was past her bedtime."
"I was immediately like, 'Well, time to go,' when no one else got it."
- carlirodriguez8
Humor Goes A Long Way
"Saying, 'I love you, but [reason for ending the night, like, I'm exhausted, we have an early morning, etc]. So get out of my house,' works well. Usually, people laugh and head home after a round of hugs."
"You gotta say it with sincere love, and it works best with people you know well."
- LunarAnxiety
"Iâm going to start using this everywhere. Especially work meeting wrap-ups and to the small talk streamers, the line whilst making groceries."
- g0ldilungs
Always A Good Reason
"'I should really get going before I'm too tired to drive,' is a great option."
"If you have a cat, you can say, 'I need to get home and feed my cat,' or perhaps, 'If I leave my cat alone too long, he gets mad and s**ts in my bed.'"
- Eddie_Farnsworth
Channel Jane Austen
"Say, 'My dearest, do be an angel and toddle off home now, wonât you? Itâs frightfully late and quite beyond the bounds of civility to linger.'"
- InkAndFlavor
"I feel like this will only work if I employ my best British accent and send them away with a basket of warm muffins."
- Responsible-Hater
Time To Be Blunt
"These days, I just straight up say it. I spent my whole life being a people pleaser."
"About two years ago, I had an epiphany. I can directly communicate what I want, and that's okay. If someone asks me to do something and I don't want to, I say no. If asked why, 'I don't want to.' No excuse needed."
"If I want to leave a situation, I say, 'I am leaving now. Goodbye,' and then I go. I've noticed that if it's a big gathering, other people appreciate it. Once one person has made the move to leave, other people feel more confident saying, 'I should get going, too.'"
- AriasK
Everyone gets tired and reaches a point where they want to be alone and get some sleep, and according to these Redditors, it's okay to be honest about it!
But if you feel like that's too direct, there are many kind, honest, and humorous options here that will get your inner peaople pleaser out of the way and help you get to bed faster.
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Dr. Oz Ripped After Telling Federal Workers To Lay Off The Christmas Cookies
Dec 15, 2025
Dr. Mehmet OzâDonald Trump's administrator for the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services (CMS)âsparked backlash after he told federal workers to stop eating so many Christmas cookies, urging them to cut back on how much they eat, emphasizing portion control, and other familiar advice.
In his weekly bulletin titled âFrom the Administratorâs Desk,â according to emails viewed by WIRED, Oz dedicated an entire section to "Cutting Cubicle Cravings."
He wrote:
âWe all love a fun cookie swap and potluck this time of year. With several teams across CMS hosting holiday gatherings this month, I am sharing some strategies to help you make healthier choicesâwhile still indulging in festive treats."
âSet your intentions. Decide in advance how many treats youâll allow yourself to enjoy and try to stick to that number. You donât have to try every cookie on the cookie table.â
In the email, he goes on to spell out his advice in detail, urging employees to âpractice portion control,â âbe mindful,â and âdonât double fist.â He suggests they âeat off a small plate when you can and take small portions of treats so you can enjoy them without overeating.â
Oz also encourages slower eating, saying employees should âSavor each bite, put your fork down between bites, and pay attention to your bodyâs cues." He further cautions against holding food or drinks in both hands, advising workers to keep âthe other for shaking hands with colleagues and friends during this festive period.â
Considering this is coming from someone well-known for peddling medical misinformation, no one was impressed with a message infringing on their Christmas cheer.
In yet another reminder of how out of touch he is with the average citizen, Oz was criticized over the summer for saying that Americans shouldn't "eat carrot cake" as millions faced cuts to their government-funded health insurance.
He also came under fire last month after he suggested during an appearance on Fox News that Americans should just "get healthier" if they want to save on healthcare costsâdespite concerns about the rising cost of healthcare premiums.
But Oz claimed that obesity rates account for a quarter of annual healthcare spendingâuntrueâand suggested "if you really want to drop the cost of health care in America, get healthier." He also praised Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s Make America Healthy Again (MAHA) initiative and even whipped out some snacks on the air.
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