The internet cannot stop laughing about a bit of hilariously on-brand Hollywood gossip about Jennifer Lopez that former Glee star Heather Morris shared this week.
On Justin Martindale's podcast Just Sayin', Morris—who played ditzy cheerleader Britney on the Fox musical show—relayed an anecdote from her pre-fame days as a back-up dancer for everyone from Tina Turner to Queen Bey herself, Beyoncé.
But she never got to dance with Jennifer Lopez back in the day.
And neither, she reports, did any Virgos.
According to Morris, during an audition for one of her tours Lopez summarily dismissed all dancers with birthdays falling within the sign's late-August to late-September timeframe—and it's got the internet collectively gasping.
Watch Morris tell the story below.
Morris told Martindale:
"Jennifer Lopez held an audition for dancers on one of her tours."
“Most of the time [at] a dance audition, you’re not getting paid, you’ve been there since 10 am and you’re auditioning until 6 pm."
“You’re not getting any money. People judging you the whole time.”
"[J.Lo] walks in the room and she said, 'Thank you so much, you guys have worked so hard. By a show of hands, if there are any Virgos in the room, can you please raise your hand?'"
Morris then told Martindale what happened next after the Virgos identified themselves.
"She whispered to her assistant, she looked at them, and she said, 'Thank you so much for coming'."
"And they had to leave after a full day of auditioning for Jennifer Lopez."
Morris stipulated that the story was "hearsay," but let the record reflect Lopez's ex-husband, singer Marc Anthony?
A Virgo!
On social media, people could not stop laughing about this perfectly plausible anecdote.
\u201cjlo when she heard virgos groove\u201d— wiLL (@wiLL) 1661449012
\u201cjlo knew virgos would outshine her. i get the frustration\u201d— \ud835\udc2f\ud835\udc1e\ud835\udc2b\ud835\udc2c\ud835\udc1a\ud835\udc2b\ud835\udc1c\ud835\udc21\ud835\udc22\ud835\udc1e (@\ud835\udc2f\ud835\udc1e\ud835\udc2b\ud835\udc2c\ud835\udc1a\ud835\udc2b\ud835\udc1c\ud835\udc21\ud835\udc22\ud835\udc1e) 1661454701
\u201cJlo to all the virgos that showed up\n\n\u201d— The mother (@The mother) 1661466677
\u201cI\u2019m too invested in the \u201cjlo hates virgos\u201d drama and i had to do some research and it does make sense\u201d— b (@b) 1661517444
\u201cI wonder what makes jlo not like Virgos?\u201d— Gray\u2728 (@Gray\u2728) 1661472209
\u201cNot me having a Jlo tattoo two inches away from a Virgo tattoo on my curs\u0113d wrist\u201d— Tom Aspaul (@Tom Aspaul) 1661528340
\u201cdo you think jlo kicked all of the virgos off her dance team because she knows they are sociopathic taskmasters and wanted to free them from the burden of counting\u201d— Shannon (@Shannon) 1661481015
\u201cJennifer Lopez is always right. Do not trust virgos\u201d— #BuyDenimAndRhinestones \ud83d\udc8e\ud83d\udc9c\ud83d\udc8d\ud83d\udc9a (@#BuyDenimAndRhinestones \ud83d\udc8e\ud83d\udc9c\ud83d\udc8d\ud83d\udc9a) 1661468292
\u201cI can\u2019t stop thinking about how Jennifer Lopez hates Virgos and it\u2019s killing me \ud83d\udc80\u201d— Samantha (@Samantha) 1661527596
\u201cI\u2019m going to start telling people I never became JLo\u2019s backup dancer solely because I\u2019m a Virgo https://t.co/NGQBfMcjZ8\u201d— Alex Kaufman (@Alex Kaufman) 1661467560
To those worried about Lopez's new husband Ben Affleck, fear not.
Like J.Lo herself, Affleck is a Leo.
Phew!