Heartless

"I was 17. My Grandpa died unexpectedly from a heart attack. My Mother called my work’s office to let me know."

"I was called to the office to talk on the office phone to my mother, and staff (who were told what was going on) left the area so my mother could privately break the news to me."

"I was obliterated of course, and walked outside for about 15 minutes to clear my head. I then went back to work."

"The woman who was in charge of the entire operation fired me for leaving the building."

"Human Resources stepped in and stopped the situation before I could be notified that I had been fired."

"I only found out that this had happened after my grandpa's funeral days later."

"I quit immediately."

~ moochir

Weekly Occurrence

"I had an alcoholic handy man who was promoted to manager. This was a family owned restaurant and this guy had known the father of the current generation."

"He 'fired' me several times a week for not bumming him a cigarette or not wanting to work the second dining room when we had 5 reservations or taking my approved unpaid time off."

"But he was a drunk who started with scotch and moved into amaretto so never remembered."

"I'd just come back the next day."

~ Shababajoe

Going Surfing

"For surfing the internet."

"Punchline: part of my job was to surf the internet and find content for their social media platforms."

"I wish I was making that up. I am not."

~ Sea-Woodpecker-610

Throwing Their Voice

" Fast food manager said a customer complained that he could hear me cussin' in the back."

"It was a couple days later when they fired me, but they said the incident happened on a day I happened to be off."

"I had a feeling the manager didn't like me much and planned poorly on when they'd claim the so called 'incident' happened."

~ Cool1Mach

"'I heard you cussin' when you weren't here. Don't ask me how that's possible'."

~ probablythrowaway71

Not an Escort Service

"I was 16 and refused to date the owner’s niece."

~ VosTutZich

"Do people think other people are property???"

~ Crackheadwithabrain

"Yes. Many, many people who own or manage businesses think exactly this."

~ G0-N0G0-GO

Last In, First Out

"In the days after 9/11 my employer (multinational bank) instantly fired the last 2 people hired in every department where there was redundancy, hedging against a financial collapse whenever the markets reopened."

"I just happened to be the last guy hired in my department."

~ ClmrThnUR

Poor Pandemic Planning

"Covid-19 forced everyone to work from home on hastily setup computers and infrastructure."

"Then they fired the IT staff because we were deemed ‘nonessential’."

"Bit them in the a** hard enough to remove chunks."

~ wkarraker

Not a "Team Player"

"Not 'fired' but let go with severance. CFO told me to make up historical reports because they weren't done in the past, but now required, and wanted to show how so much better metrics are now than in the past."

"What they were asking for was literally not possible to do since the data was not tracked to what they were asking and wanted to tweak the past numbers into a full-on made-up breakdown."

"I told the controller I wasn't comfortable doing this. The next week I got paid out."

"A month later I found out the CFO was canned."

~ Kir-ius

On Your Own Time

"Performance was bad. one of the reasons given was."

"'Reading newspapers in the lunch room'."

"Which was during my scheduled break."

~ tmacdevitt

Oops!

"I wrote a video game script for a small developer. They 'forgot' to tell me when they started voice work—part of my job required me to help with voice acting sessions."

"I finally was invited to a session with a big name actor, especially known in video games. The director asked me why I hadn’t been present for the past two weeks’ worth of recording."

"Apparently, telling the truth, that no one had told me recording had begun, was the wrong move."

"The developers fired me the next day despite my work already being done, which essentially meant I’d have no part in DLC or sequel(s)."

~ drewxdeficit

Should Have Dropped Out

"I worked at Walmart while I was in high school and one of the managers kept scheduling me to open or for me to be there at 2."

"I told them, many times, that I was in high school and those shifts wouldn't work."

"I guess they didn't get that memo; the store manager fired me for missing work and being late."

~ stackjr

What Do You Mean You Were Gone?

"Walmart fired me because they put out the schedule while I was on vacation and put me on the schedule during my approved days off."

"When I brought this up they just told me approved days off are just a suggestion but not guaranteed days off."

~ Tee_hops

Good Customer Service

"I gave highway directions to a customer."

"They fired me for talking to my friends at work."

"I was a barista."

~ Cobra-Serpentress

Bereavement?

"Took a day off for my Grandpa's funeral which was out of town."

"Fired me when I came back the next day."

~ bublesboo

"My wife was fired for not coming to work after she found her father’s 2-day-old corpse in his apartment."

"She had to talk me down from some violent intentions towards her former employer."

~ isinhower

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