The Chinese New Year is February 5th, and we're going into the Year of the Pig. Pigs are associated with wealth (yay!) and good fortune, meaning that this year should be a lucky one. And, hey, we could all use a little good fortune right about now.
The Chinese Zodiac also says that the Earth Pig (2019's snout-faced mascot) enjoys life and entertainment, so we've rounded up some fun stuff to express your inner piggy. They also "aren't the most romantic people and might need to work on that"—so we've thrown in a few pretties to sweeten the deal.
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Lucore 2019 Chinese Year of The Pig Lucky Red Envelope
Keep some of your Year of the Pig fortune in these lucky red envelopes! The red color is said to ward off evil spirits, and those pigs are just too cute to handle.
MANBU 925 Sterling Silver Unique Tree of Life Charm - Pig
When you wear this sterling silver pig charm, according to the description, "you will become more charming," and "the more long-term wear can make people more healthy and attractive." If nothing else, you'll have a cute necklace.
Hello Kitty Year of the Pig Shirt
Hello Kitty wishes you a happy, prosperous, and impossibly cute Chinese new year.
Chinese New Year - 2019 Year of The Pig Party Scratch Off Fortune Cards
Find your fortune with these scratch-off party cards.
Year of The Pig Festival Decoration Plush Piggy with Greetings
This cute red pig wishes you Kung Hei Fat Choi.
Pure Natural Zodiac Necklace Pendant Made of Obsidian
This gorgeous pendant is made of natural obsidian and is beautifully detailed.
Kurt Adler UL 10-Light Pink Pig Light Set
These pink pig string lights are listed as seasonal decor, but who wouldn't want these up all year round?
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